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  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #1

    So, can I get my user title changed?

    To say...

    Unsaved Resident Papist?
    Under Investigation

    That would be the bee's knees!
  • Petal
    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 991

    #2
    Re: So, can I get my user title changed?

    Originally posted by Nawtytar View Post
    That would be the bee's knees!
    i not a modraters, but i thinks that before you ask for favors you needs to repents for makin me laff wiv this posts, cuz i had to repents for laffings an it were all your fawlt

    i so sorry lord Jesus an Mr.Cheny please forgives me

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    • Sister Rebecca
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 390

      #3
      Re: So, can I get my user title changed?

      Oh dear. Now *I* have to get on my knees and repent as well. I missed that post somehow...
      Jesus is watching you masturbate.

      Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

      numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: So, can I get my user title changed?

        So what the deal is?

        How much mammon you need?

        I got 7 bucks in my paypal account, I'll give you 3!

        How can you refuse that? I see how you prods love your money every sunday on tv. Y'all got toll free numbers and everything!

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5390

          #5
          Re: So, can I get my user title changed?

          First question, what is with Sister Noddy and the notches on your belt? Maybe I missed something, but I can't say I'm very pleased with you insinuating that Sister Noddy is in the least bit immodest.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392

            #6
            Re: So, can I get my user title changed?

            Nah, she's just been pwned. It happens to everyone who doesn't agree with me eventually. New to this site, that's why she's the only notch so far.

            If you're lucky you could be next.

            Oh, my bad, you'd probaby be an irl notch. You need to do some confesing to a priest.

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            • VictoryOS
              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
               
              • Dec 2007
              • 5390

              #7
              Re: So, can I get my user title changed?

              "Pwned". I see. Why do you think this is the way to get on our good side so you can change your user name?
              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
              in 2016

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392

                #8
                Re: So, can I get my user title changed?

                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                "Pwned". I see. Why do you think this is the way to get on our good side so you can change your user name?
                I don't wish to be on your good side. I just wish to have my user title more accurately describe why I'm on your badside.

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                • VictoryOS
                  True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                   
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 5390

                  #9
                  Re: So, can I get my user title changed?

                  Originally posted by Avatar View Post
                  I don't wish to be on your good side. I just wish to have my user title more accurately describe why I'm on your badside.
                  Good luck with that, friend. You have to get one of the Pastors to take care of that for you and it doesn't look like you've made many friends around here so far. Instead of asking why you can't get your user name changed, maybe you should be asking yourself why you've turned your back on Jesus. It's His Love and His Approval you should seek.
                  Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                  in 2016

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                  • Brother Enoch
                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 4392

                    #10
                    Re: So, can I get my user title changed?

                    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                    Good luck with that, friend. You have to get one of the Pastors to take care of that for you and it doesn't look like you've made many friends around here so far. Instead of asking why you can't get your user name changed, maybe you should be asking yourself why you've turned your back on Jesus. It's His Love and His Approval you should seek.
                    Well it was my username that was changed instead of my user title. Figures. Prods can't follow directions well, short attention span. That's why they had to shorten the Bible or none of them would ever be able to finish it.

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                    • Sister Noddy
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 1843

                      #11
                      Re: So, can I get my user title changed?

                      Originally posted by papist stooge View Post

                      Well it was my username that was changed instead of my user title ...
                      And as you can see, they have given you a brand new signature as well! They've taken your belt away, so to speak!

                      Hope you'll be able to hold yourself together without it, bee's knees!
                      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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