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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

    Post your entries here!

    Winner will receive 2 free dinners to Bubba's All You Can Eat Grill on Skinned Indian Head Rd. and Main St.

    This lil feller looks like he ran face first in to a brick wall. Bless his ugly lil heart!

    NEXT!
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  • Sister Rebecca
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 390

    #2
    Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

    Jesus is watching you masturbate.

    Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

    numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324

        #4
        Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

        Originally posted by Sister Rebecca View Post
        So that's what the heck that thing is! You mean there's more than one of those things?
        I still don't think it's a cat though.

        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          daaaaaaang!

          He's almost as ugly as Mr. Wiggles
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          • eliot mayfield
            God Squad
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 9324

            #6
            Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

            How about this one:
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            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

              This is almost worse than the scared straight thread. How many of these ugly cats are we going to have to look at At least they could have a humourous caption, which is so popular with the kids these days.

              Maybe a good looking pussy thread would be more enjoyable. Or should we just post the pics here?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #8
                Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                This is almost worse than the scared straight thread. How many of these ugly cats are we going to have to look at At least they could have a humourous caption, which is so popular with the kids these days.

                Maybe a good looking pussy thread would be more enjoyable. Or should we just post the pics here?
                Brother perhaps you'd like to start a "Pretty or Pampered Pussy" thread.
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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

                  It wasn't on the top of my lists of things to do today. Men shouldn't be starting cat threads, anyway.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324

                    #10
                    Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    It wasn't on the top of my lists of things to do today. Men shouldn't be starting cat threads, anyway.
                    You are right Brother Nobar. Pussies are girl things!
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Deaner
                      Christ's Love Messenger
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5932

                      #11
                      Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                      You are right Brother Nobar. Pussies are girl things!
                      I hear you brother, but this is one of the ugliest pussies I've ever seen...

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #12
                        Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

                        Great minds think alike, Brother Deaner. I was just fixin' to post Bill Klinton with that big red nose of his - looks like Darren Ingram-Myers

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                        • VictoryOS
                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5388

                          #13
                          Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

                          I had never realized before just how ugly a pussy can be if it doesn't have any hair on it.
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #14
                            Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

                            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                            I had never realized before just how ugly a pussy can be if it doesn't have any hair on it.
                            A bushy pussy can be rather revolting too, Sister Victory!



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                            • Petal
                              LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 991

                              #15
                              Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!!

                              here be a pickture of my kitty Mr.Smiles, i like to use this pickture as my avatars when i be trollin evil athiest forums , cuz he put the fears of lord God into everyone, i so prouds of him



                              he not purty on the outsides but he be bootiful on the insides, it true!

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