Offensive False Christian "Horrifying Hymns"

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Reading this poorly-written post:

why is it that somebody else's color is a big deal to you?maybe,just maybe if that guy is a white guy then it will not be a big deal to you.what happened to Jesus loves the little children.....red and yellow black and white they are PRECIOUS IN HIS SIGHT if God can love a colored person like that negro then who are you to be so discriminating

I was struck by the sheer volume of false Christian "hymns" we hear. They present a false, fluffy-bunny God, the "Hippie Lurve God" of people like Lumpy and Al Sharpton. After all, Jesus only loves the True Christian(tm) children of the world, and destroys the others through starvation, disease, tsunamis, Twinkie-induced obesity and concurrent diabetes, child-raping sex fiends Catholic priests, earthquakes, Elmo, and the collapse of the World Trade Center (the day care center was FILLED with unsaved children). Does that sound like the way you'd treat children you LOVE? These people sure have an odd concept of love!

Let's look at the 1885 Lutheran classic, "Away in a Manger" for another Horrifying Hymn:

Away in a manger,
No crib for His bed
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down His sweet head

The stars in the bright sky
Looked down where He lay
The little Lord Jesus
Asleep on the hay

The cattle are lowing
The poor Baby wakes
But little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes

I love Thee, Lord Jesus
Look down from the sky
And stay by my side,
'Til morning is nigh.

What is this fourth verse? Look down from the sky and stay by my side all night? Are these Lutherans so egotistical as to believe that the Creator of the Universe has nothing better to do than sit and stare at them while they're unconscious? Jesus' attention may well be caught by certain actions (as noted in Sister Rebecca's signature), but He is not "on call" to babysit when Momma wants to toddle off to the bar for a "nightcap"!

Lutheran mothers, stop tucking in your third welfare child at the trailer park and headin' out to the honky-tonk or the truck stop for some cheap booze and fornication! Jesus is NOT your free babysitter!

What "hymns" do you find offensive and blasphemous?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Offensive False Christian "Horrifying Hymns"

"They'll Know We Are Christians by Our Love." Yes, they will, but that "hymn" completely misrepresents what Christian love truly is, as revealed in Scripture and in the actions of those who are truly saved, and makes Our Lord sound like some sort of celestial hippie labor-union organizer. God most certainly did not tell us to "save each one's pride":

Prov. 8:13: The fear of the LORD [is] to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.

[Dragula]

Re: Offensive False Christian "Horrifying Hymns"

Jesus loves ALL people thats why he died to save them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Offensive False Christian "Horrifying Hymns"

Jesus loves ALL people thats why he died to save them.

Wrong again, gothtard.

Jesus DID NOT die for everyone

He died for those that BELIEVE.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16

Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Offensive False Christian "Horrifying Hymns"

What "hymns" do you find offensive and blasphemous?

I find all manner of 'music' blasphemous. I feel it distracts from serious worship. Hymns are just another example of fluffy bunny hippy dippy liebral feel gooders trying to pretend that God isnt a terrifying malicious ego maniac who wants them dead. I'd prefer to listen to a Hell inspired 'soundscape' - things like lava boiling, moans of agony, Satanic laughter, iron pitchforks being stabbed into the bellies of the damned and the screams of demons, all backed with a catchy synth-drum beat and a cowbell here and there while sipping a nice relaxing cup of tea.