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Dear Ladies of Landover, I know Father's Day is a month away, but I saw an ad for the perfect gift and had to share. Perfect gift and perfect ad.
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Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
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Wow that is a great gift. I think a child could make a picture of how they will obey their father. Or the child could do everything the father usually does as well as their own chores and cook for their father with a fancy gift. That's just the minimum, but it's a great gift idea Bethany.Originally posted by BaptistBethany View PostAnd the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9 -
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No! Only my husband does that!Originally posted by jackjack67 View PostComment
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I meant their dad, not God, if that's what you're implying. These were just some ideas, I apologize for my mistake.Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View PostAnd the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9Comment
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A Van Huesen shirt would be a good Father's Day gift too!Attached FilesLast edited by BaptistBethany; 01-06-2015, 08:53 PM.Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***Comment
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Dear Ladies,
I dare confess a mild problem of body odor... That's why I'll be hoping for this product (as always). I recommend it for your husbands, too!
Yours,
Elmer
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My family and my husband's live in Kentucky. So shh... I got my father a grill guard for his pickup. Just in case he hits a deer or some turkey.Comment
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I went ahead and bought myself a handheld 13 amp grinder. I need to get access to a padlocked crawlspace underneath a house full of lesbonese my wife is infiltrating.
They plan on showing my wife something called a muff buffer. I don't know what kind of floors they have, but hopefully it will great on my hardwood too."Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
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A cudgel would be nice. They are sort of hard to find in the stores, but they are available on the interweb.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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If they're good enough for the greatest human being who ever lived except for Jesus, then they're good enough for dad!
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What active Christian man wouldn't want a pair of these?
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