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  • BaptistBethany
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2014
    • 280
    #1

    A Riddle - Just for Fun

    A RIDDLE FOR SMART PEOPLE


    Only 5% of Stanford University graduates figured it out!


    Can you answer all seven of the following questions with the same word?

    1. The word has seven letters....
    2. Preceded God...
    3. Greater than God...
    4. More Evil than the devil...
    5. All poor people have it...
    6. Wealthy people need it....
    7. If you eat it, you will eventually die.


    What is it?

    Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
    Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
    ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun

      Originally posted by BaptistBethany View Post
      A RIDDLE FOR SMART PEOPLE


      Only 5% of Stanford University graduates figured it out!
      That's because people at Stanford University are liberal sodomites who care not for the Truth, but only for their next anal conquest. I can't believe they've created an entire university for the sole purpose of meeting gay partners, but I guess truth is stranger than fiction. They certainly need our prayers.

      And yes, I figured out the riddle because I know and Love my Lord Jesus Christ. Nothing can keep me from Him. Nothing can distract me from obedience to Him. Nothing can convince me my beliefs are wrong! I love Him! I owe Him my very Life! I would gladly sacrifice my child's life if He but asked! He means more to me than Anything!
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • BaptistBethany
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2014
          • 280
          #3
          Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          That's because people at Stanford University are liberal sodomites who care not for the Truth, but only for their next anal conquest. I can't believe they've created an entire university for the sole purpose of meeting gay partners, but I guess truth is stranger than fiction. They certainly need our prayers.

          And yes, I figured out the riddle because I know and Love my Lord Jesus Christ. Nothing can keep me from Him. Nothing can distract me from obedience to Him. Nothing can convince me my beliefs are wrong! I love Him! I owe Him my very Life! I would gladly sacrifice my child's life if He but asked! He means more to me than Anything!
          Dear Mary, Great that you figured it out! Someone e-mailed it to me, but I couldn't get it. After I saw the answer I felt so stupid.
          Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
          Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
          ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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            • Mother Of Seven
              True Christian™ with a quiverful
              • Jan 2014
              • 2243
              #4
              Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun

              I offer nothing other than the same answer as Sister Mary.

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                • BaptistBethany
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2014
                  • 280
                  #5
                  Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun

                  Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                  I offer nothing other than the same answer as Sister Mary.
                  Good for you, Mother of Seven!!!
                  Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
                  Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
                  ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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                    • Mary Thompson
                      True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 653
                      #6
                      Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun

                      Ah, I have heard this one quite a while ago. Though it was from an atheist maniac so they said silly things in the riddle like "if you eat it you'll die" which is silly because I know God will protect me against anything!
                      I DO SO LOVE JESUS!!!
                      Thinking of Abortion?
                      That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                      Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14452
                          #7
                          Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun

                          Is anything more enigmatic than the Jewish obsession with sevens? The more they try to obligate God the more He rejects them. And as they enter their 7th millennium of dumped to be sure many are accepting The Truth at last and I count them my friends. What could be simpler than that?

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                            • Attila's Wife
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2013
                              • 1941
                              #8
                              Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun

                              It must have been quite a problem, finding all the graduates of Stanford University. I guess they just went through the McDonalds database of employee résumés?
                              2 Timothy 3:16

                              All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                                • Elmer G. White
                                  Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                                  Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                                   
                                  • Apr 2014
                                  • 10274
                                  #9
                                  Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun

                                  Today my heart sings of joy because of these posts by True Christian™ WOMEN. Being a True Christian™ not only SAVES us, it also makes the by nature less capable women wise and knowing in the matters of faith, in the issue that matters the most.

                                  2 Samuel 20:16 Then cried a wise woman out of the city, Hear, hear; say, I pray you, unto Joab, Come near hither, that I may speak with thee.

                                  Praise the LORD

                                  Yours in Christ,

                                  Elmer
                                  2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                                    • MitzaLizalor
                                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2010
                                      • 14452
                                      #10
                                      Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun


                                      . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..er ..is that the answer to the riddle..?

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                                        • Elmer G. White
                                          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                                          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                                           
                                          • Apr 2014
                                          • 10274
                                          #11
                                          Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun


                                          . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..er ..is that the answer to the riddle..?
                                          Yea, Sister! Your heart knows the answer.

                                          It is written:
                                          Proverbs 18:15 The heart of the prudent getteth knowledge; and the ear of the wise seeketh knowledge.

                                          Proverbs 2:3-5
                                          Yea, if thou criest after knowledge, [and] liftest up thy voice for understanding; If thou seekest her as silver, and searchest for her as [for] hid treasures; Then shalt thou understand the fear of the LORD, and find the knowledge of God.


                                          You have the prudent and pure heart of a True Christian™. Verily, becoming one with our LORD.

                                          PRAISE!


                                          Yours,

                                          Elmer
                                          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



                                          PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
                                          Check out our Research in Creation Science:

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                                            • BaptistBethany
                                              Forum Member
                                              Forum Member
                                              • Feb 2014
                                              • 280
                                              #12
                                              Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun

                                              Originally posted by BaptistBethany View Post

                                              1. The word has seven letters....
                                              2. Preceded God...
                                              3. Greater than God...
                                              4. More Evil than the devil...
                                              5. All poor people have it...
                                              6. Wealthy people need it....
                                              7. If you eat it, you will eventually die.

                                              The answer is NOTHING.
                                              Nothing has seven letters
                                              Nothing preceded God
                                              Nothing is greater than God
                                              Nothing is more evil than the devil
                                              All poor people have nothing
                                              The wealthy people need nothing
                                              If you eat nothing, you will die
                                              Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
                                              Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
                                              ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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