A sticker I saw today

[WanKer]

I saw a sticker today on a car, I'm still laughing at it. It read:

In case of RAPTURE, CAR'S YOURS!

I can't believe how stupid people can be.

In case of rapture? Do you guys also believe in that stuff? I mean I know your Christians but isnt there different degrees of Christianity from the least gullible Anglicans to the most gullible Mormons?

[Brother Enoch]

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I saw a sticker today on a car, I'm still laughing at it. It read:

In case of RAPTURE, CAR'S YOURS!

I can't believe how stupid people can be.

In case of rapture? Do you guys also believe in that stuff? I mean I know your Christians but isnt there different degrees of Christianity from the least gullible Anglicans to the most gullible Mormons?

Hey Ian, I feel your pain.

You're living your dream childhood, mommy passes out nightly on sleeping pills and Xanex. But somehow tonight she managed to lock the bedromm door before she collapsed in a stupor.

Maybe she's on to you. Are you leaving stains on the sheets?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I saw a sticker today on a car, I'm still laughing at it. It read:

In case of RAPTURE, CAR'S YOURS!

I can't believe how stupid people can be.

In case of rapture? Do you guys also believe in that stuff? I mean I know your Christians but isnt there different degrees of Christianity from the least gullible Anglicans to the most gullible Mormons?

Yes Ian, there is a Jesus and also a Bible (KJV1611) that contains many things that people that call themselves "Christians" are totally oblivious to. We here at Landover are the only True Christians™ on the planet, and are the only ones that can legitimately lay claim to that title.

Before being amused at such things again (and creating an embarrassment for yourself by displaying your ignorance), you might try reading the following:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610

[Nobar King]

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Hey, the bumper sticker has better punctuation than Ian Kerner! Who knew that one could be dumber than a piece of paper?

[SUV]

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I saw a sticker on a Toyota that said, If I wanted a Hummer I would have asked your sister

Hopefully, law enforcement stopped the driver of this "vehicle" soon and really 'socked it to him' for his unChristian attitude

[JawOfAnAss]

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My favourite is "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS"
I just enjoy laying on the horn behind a fellow True Christian™
It's just like sounding the Shofar of the Israelites before they went into a city to slaughter every man, woman, child, and beast.
OH GLORY. Praise the righteousness of His judgement against the wicked.

[VictoryOS]

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Brother Jaw, you just reminded me of the time my horn got stuck after I rather vigorously honked at a car with a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. Does anyone else here remember that? Good times!

I can't help it. I love me some Jesus!

[WanKer]

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Hey, the bumper sticker has better punctuation than Ian Kerner! Who knew that one could be dumber than a piece of paper?

This coming from a guy who looks like he only moves when someone rolls the dice...

[JawOfAnAss]

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This coming from a guy who looks like he only moves when someone rolls the dice...

It's not funny to ridicule one of the Brethren.
You won't be laughing when demons peel your skin back and chew on your exposed bones in the lake of fire.

[Bro Izzy]

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Hey Ian, I feel your pain.

You're living your dream childhood, mommy passes out nightly on sleeping pills and Xanex. But somehow tonight she managed to lock the bedromm door before she collapsed in a stupor.

Maybe she's on to you. Are you leaving stains on the sheets?

I agree with that. Perhaps his family think they are class above the rest of them in the trailer park.

[WanKer]

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You won't be laughing when demons peel your skin back and chew on your exposed bones in the lake of fire.

Whoa! Demons can do that???

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Whoa! Demons can do that???

They might be able to if they actually existed, but since they're imagianry creatures, they can't harm you.

[WanKer]

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They might be able to if they actually existed, but since they're imagianry creatures, they can't harm you.

You took the words right out of my mouth...

(Please, no jokes about what went in or out of my mouth, I know there is a homo-erotic obsession amongst you folk).

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You took the words right out of my mouth...

(Please, no jokes about what went in or out of my mouth, I know there is a homo-erotic obsession amongst you folk).

. . . says the "man" bringing it up.

Stop displaying your vile perversions! There are ladies present! And DW/OJ!

[Glendora Christianson]

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I have always assumed that my SUV will go to Heaven with me?

PS The other SUV (you know, Sweet Sister Sue) will be there too!