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  • Brother Guy Bayard
    Anvil of the Antipodes
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 1271
    #16
    Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

    using a numerolgical (numer-illogical?) system I have concluded that Mr Patrick swayze will drop dead of the cancer-aids on the 6th of september.
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #17
        Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

        Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
        using a numerolgical (numer-illogical?) system I have concluded that Mr Patrick swayze will drop dead of the cancer-aids on the 6th of september.
        Be careful Brother! You're treading on thin ice!

        "When thou art come into the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations. here shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, or charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee. Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God (Deuteronomy 18:9-13).
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Brother Guy Bayard
            Anvil of the Antipodes
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2007
            • 1271
            #18
            Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Be careful Brother! You're treading on thin ice!

            "When thou art come into the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations. here shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, or charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee. Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God (Deuteronomy 18:9-13).

            Mmm - what I did was assign a number to each letter of patricks name, then add up said numbers to arrive at the figures 6 and 9. Dear sweet Holy Jesus - what have I done? Does this mean I have been practicing dark arts of fortune telling ?
            The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
            Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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              • Brother Guy Bayard
                Anvil of the Antipodes
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2007
                • 1271
                #19
                Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

                Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                Mmm - what I did was assign a number to each letter of patricks name, then add up said numbers to arrive at the figures 6 and 9. Dear sweet Holy Jesus - what have I done? Does this mean I have been practicing dark arts of fortune telling ?
                My good friend Sister Paula the ER Nurse says he's going to pop his pointes on the 29th of August.
                The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                  • Bro Izzy
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 161
                    #20
                    Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

                    This could get interesting its turning into a three horse race.
                    We have two new runners on the field
                    Elisabeth Taylor (the 100 times married whore) and Paul Newman. They are all knocking on deaths door and any one of the them could kick the bucket any day now.
                    Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                      • papparat
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 141
                        #21
                        Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

                        He don't appear on The Death List site http://tinyurl.com/666z9d


                        Elizabeth Taylor, well known wet nurse to a wacko Jacko "creation", is heading the list apparently
                        Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708
                            #22
                            Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

                            We are all out of this bet too...except Brother Remy and Brother Jingles.

                            Shucks.
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                              • Mistress Cookie
                                Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 6790
                                #23
                                Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

                                It is so painful to think of my childhood Dream Date not being here any more!

                                God is surely testing my faith with this.

                                Oh Patrick....
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                                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15708
                                    #24
                                    Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

                                    Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
                                    I am gonna go out on a limb and say 8-17-09.

                                    In Him,

                                    Walter Brimstone
                                    I guess this guy won....but I think he is in HELL too?
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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #25
                                        Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

                                        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                                        I guess this guy won....but I think he is in HELL too?
                                        No sister, you won. Don't you remember? You specifically told me that you had a vision that the Swayze pervert would be killed and sent to hell by Jesus on this very day. We were having lunch at the Olive Garden last Spring.

                                        I have it written down somewhere.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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