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Who wants to hear me sing?

08-30-2014, 04:05 AM

Howdy Landoverites! It's no secret your beloved Jimmy C is a professional country singer. Due to recent circumstances, I haven't been able to perform at the rodeo in while, but I've been thinking of taking my voice to YouTube and by extention to Jesus Christ, Our Lord Himself, who blessed me with the sacred, Song of Solomon pipes to move His flock.

Any requests!?

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Oh yes, grace us Jim with the sweet, sycamore chords of your Godly voice.

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No, I'm a common, uncultured street nigra with lousy taste in music!

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08-30-2014, 04:10 AM

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Oooo, I have a request.

Can you please sing "HE Touched Me" by the Country Church?
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08-30-2014, 04:10 AM

Re: Who wants to hear me sing?

I've always been partial to this song. Can you sing the harmonies too?

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08-30-2014, 04:14 AM

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Sure can!
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08-30-2014, 04:15 AM

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I'm in the mood for something delightful and catchy. How about Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed!

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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08-30-2014, 04:16 AM

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Good one Mary!
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08-30-2014, 04:20 AM

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Good one Mary!

Yes it is! Sal Polichetti was so dreamy. He's still an attractive man today.

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08-30-2014, 04:22 AM

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Yes it is! Sal Polichetti was so dreamy. He's still an attractive man today.

A radiant gal as yourself would know!
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08-30-2014, 04:23 AM

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This is a must do.

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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08-30-2014, 04:33 AM

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I'll pool all requests in a hat and draw a pick!
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08-30-2014, 06:12 PM

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Please sing Saved by these gents:

Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."
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08-30-2014, 07:59 PM

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Okay, I'll be doing all the "touchy" requests first!
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08-30-2014, 09:03 PM

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You won't be doing any of that cross over rap crap will you?
If you have to do crossover might I suggest something like:

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Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
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08-31-2014, 01:58 AM

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You won't be doing any of that cross over rap crap will you?

I believe this choir has the rap crossover covered.
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08-31-2014, 02:19 AM

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The only junglebunny beat worth listening to.

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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