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I am so excited about a new movement here in God's favorite country. Folks have started praying at the gas pump (that's petrol for you eurohomers). Anyway, we're supposed to thank HIM for the recent lower oil prices and then ask HIM to lower them even more. I am very confident that within a few months, gas will be so cheap, we'll be using it to flush our toilets with! VERY HOPEFUL GLENDORA!!!
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I not only pray for lower gas prices, I also pray for the nozzle to automatically shut off at an even dollar amount when my tank is full. I've definitely been blessed the last few times at the pump!
Prayer works!!A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
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Not only do I pray at the pump, but I've also ordered bumper stickers for all of my Hummers, exhorting other motorists to do the same.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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I find I get more satisfactory results from combining errands to minimize gas consumption, car pooling, walking or bicycling when possible, and keeping my car properly maintained.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Why are you doing this??? I let my car run from morning to night with the a/c on, just in case I need to go for a drive sometime during the day. Anything to bring me closer to the end times where I will be with the Lord!!Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.Comment
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You know, your car can even charge your cell phone while it is running in the driveway. Tell that to a tree hugger and I'll be they'll go right out and do the same! "GREEN" GLENDORAOriginally posted by Ebenezer Wright View PostWhy are you doing this??? I let my car run from morning to night with the a/c on, just in case I need to go for a drive sometime during the day. Anything to bring me closer to the end times where I will be with the Lord!!Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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How wonderful it is that this is spreading across the country! I have heard several people at the gas pumps in my town calling out Jesus' name lately. Good to see it isn't just a local thing. Anything to bring people closer to the Lord!
Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
Hippie! 
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Attitudes like that are causing the economy to tank. Reid and Pelosi are spreading these kind's of lies to cause a recession so that the public will be duped into electing Demoncrats in the fall.Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
Well, I'm certainly not being fooled by any of this.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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SickeningOriginally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
No doubt in my mind she car-pools with girlie-Man Darren Ingram-Myers, and I wonder just what they do while they're in the pool? Disgusting
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Are you going to trust the environazis, or are you going to trust the Lord?This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Originally Posted by tidal wave of warm spit
I find I get more satisfactory results from combining errands to minimize gas consumption, car pooling, walking or bicycling when possible, and keeping my car properly maintained.
I'll bet she drives a red chinese car, too!Come climb my mountains.Comment
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1995 Pontiac Grand Am - gets 26 to 27 mpg in town, over 30 on the highway because I keep her properly maintained - and she's burgundy.Originally posted by Roberta View PostNow that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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She? You've assigned a gender to your car? Don't tell Tally Ho.Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View PostLet Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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