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  • Witch Hammer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 1717
    #1

    Christian Bumper-Sticker Wisdom

    Like most Christians, I have so many inspirational bumper stickers that I can hardly see through the rear window on my rig, which is okay because Jesus is my co-pilot. Anything goes wrong, I'll just go fetal on the floorboard and let Him take the wheel, amen?

    Anyhow, it is my firm belief that a well planned bumper sticker crusade can be just as successful at driving sinners into Christ's loving arms as a good Chick Tract littering campaign. Here are a few fine examples to start with:




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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10286
      #2
      Re: Christian Bumper-Sticker Wisdom

      I'm currently boasting this one. It is beautiful and, please note, the hippie-font of the first line is nicely contrasted to the Godly, majestic font of the bottom line. I'm pretty sure that quite many atheists have began to doubt their faith after seeing me driving around during my missionary work with this sticker on my bumper.



      Genesis 1:27
      So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708
          #3
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            • BaptistBethany
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2014
              • 280
              #4
              Re: Christian Bumper-Sticker Wisdom

              This is my favorite Christian Bumper Sticker!
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              Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
              Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
              ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Christian Bumper-Sticker Wisdom

                  Originally posted by BaptistBethany View Post
                  This is my favorite Christian Bumper Sticker!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
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                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2014
                      • 1330
                      #6
                      Re: Christian Bumper-Sticker Wisdom

                      Here are a couple of my favorites.
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                      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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