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  • Unfalsifiable
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 836
    #16
    Re: Should I ever marry?

    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    Now I'm hurt

    You just want to lust after my body but have no intention of doing the "right" thing by me.
    That's just not nice Mr Falsy.
    Don't worry my dear, I assure you my wish to never marry because of your posts is not your fault. Rather, it is mine. Or maybe God's, as I think he may never want me to.
    READ THE BIBLE

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #17
        Re: Should I ever marry?

        Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
        You know, I think I am going to forget about marrying.
        That's probably a good idea. You need to find Jesus first, and He may have something else in mind for you.


        Like cannon fodder a hero in Iraquistan.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2026
            • 15118
            #18
            Re: Should I ever marry?

            Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
            Don't worry my dear, I assure you my wish to never marry because of your posts is not your fault. Rather, it is mine. Or maybe God's, as I think he may never want me to.
            Well, It's your choice in the end.
            Be warned however, It's not healthy for a Man to let his Stones fill so full of Seed for a long time.
            You need a wife to be able to empty them once in a while so they don't go and explode.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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              • Unfalsifiable
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2008
                • 836
                #19
                Re: Should I ever marry?

                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                Well, It's your choice in the end.
                Be warned however, It's not healthy for a Man to let his Stones fill so full of Seed for a long time.
                You need a wife to be able to empty them once in a while so they don't go and explode.
                That was quite graphic, SISTER TALITHA, do they really explode?
                READ THE BIBLE

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621
                    #20
                    Re: Should I ever marry?

                    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                    It has been pretty clear to me from my readings of the Apostle Paul's letters that marriage is for the people who need to be able to legitimise their use of their tallywhackers. People who don't need to do this can therefore remain on a higher intellectual plain...
                    Let's not get ahead of yourself here, cowboy. You sort of need to get onto that higher intellectual plain in the first place before you can remain there.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2026
                        • 15118
                        #21
                        Re: Should I ever marry?

                        Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                        That was quite graphic, SISTER TALITHA, do they really explode?
                        Do you REALLY want to take the risk and find out for yourself?

                        We all know what Leviticus 21 has to say about a Man with broken Stones.

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                          • Unfalsifiable
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 836
                            #22
                            Re: Should I ever marry?

                            What does Born Again Bob think about leviticus 21.....?

                            Anyway, I always seem to find the Asian women the attractive ones whenever I think about women. I always ending up figuring it isn't a great sign and return to studying the Bible.
                            READ THE BIBLE

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                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15708
                                #23
                                Re: Should I ever marry?

                                They DO explode!



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