[Twiggy]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

Your deltoids are not used for climbing.



See? This is why I simply can NOT trust "science" types...they don't even understand the concepts that they are trying to twist in order to denigrate God.

Sad.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

The deltoid muscle is the one at the top of your arm and is one of the muscles that is responsible for raising your arm. Please post a video of you climbing without raising your arm as proof that you can climb without using it.
Twiggy

[Beyondthesmegma]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

[QUOTE=Brother_Percy;220609]Friends,

As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'.

Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!

Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!

Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!

Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs

Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?

Checkmate - Atheist!


I suggest you learn to count. Your 4 reasons do not hold any proof whatsoever.

1) Holy Bible
It does not prove God's existence. It is merely an unproven account of God and his prophets through empirical evidence. Let's consider that anyone can claim to have empirical evidence.

2) Evolution
Evolution is like a large tree. Many branches leading of into several directions. Some monkeys went to one twig, some evolved into humans.

3) Big Bang
None can prove the Big Bang, but none can prove Creation either.

4) Dinos
Not mentioned in the Bible.

Get your facts straight before you claim to know everything, you dumb prick.

[Meek and Humble]

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I suggest you learn to count. Your 4 reasons do not hold any proof whatsoever.

I suggest you learn how not to write in non-sequiturs.

1) Holy Bible
It does not prove God's existence. It is merely an unproven account of God and his prophets through empirical evidence. Let's consider that anyone can claim to have empirical evidence.

Of course the Bible is true. It says so right in the Bible.

2) Evolution
Evolution is like a large tree. Many branches leading of into several directions. Some monkeys went to one twig, some evolved into humans.

That's not right. The Bible says nothing about evolution.

3) Big Bang
None can prove the Big Bang, but none can prove Creation either.

Of course I can prove creation. Genesis 1:1.

4) Dinos
Not mentioned in the Bible.

Yes, they are. Dinosaurs and the Bible

Get your facts straight before you claim to know everything, you dumb prick.

Brother Percy does not know everything. You, however, know nothing.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

Your deltoids are not used for climbing.



See? This is why I simply can NOT trust "science" types...they don't even understand the concepts that they are trying to twist in order to denigrate God.

Sad.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Amen Brother, I have often said that I would love to have a monkey tail. It would be quite handy considering how flexible they are. I could be cooking at the stove and rocking the baby with my tail. I could reach stuff up on the high shelves with it. It would almost be like having a third hand.

So if a tail is so handy, why would it go away?

[Beyondthesmegma]

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I suggest you learn how not to write in non-sequiturs.



Of course the Bible is true. It says so right in the Bible.



That's not right. The Bible says nothing about evolution.



Of course I can prove creation. Genesis 1:1.



Yes, they are. Dinosaurs and the Bible





Brother Percy does not know everything. You, however, know everything.

I'll go easy on you because of the compliment.
1) I love when you "Of course the Bible is true. It says so right in the Bible." because it is a prime example of your own stupidity.
By your reasoning:
If I say "I am right.", then I am right because I said I was right. But that isn't true. Just because something says it is true, doesn't mean it is true.

2) The men who wrote the Bible did not know what evolution was because it had not been discovered. So maybe evolution wasn't in the Bible because the dudes who wrote it were as dumb as you.

3) Implying that every word in creation is true, which once again, has not been proven by logic or reasoning because that cannot be proven by logic or reasoning because maybe that something isn't true. Capiche?

4) Yeah. Keep believing that. Its served you so well.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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The deltoid muscle is the one at the top of your arm and is one of the muscles that is responsible for raising your arm. Please post a video of you climbing without raising your arm as proof that you can climb without using it.
Twiggy

You claimed that the deltoids would get larger from climbing. Are you now insisting you will get massive deltoids from simply raising your arms?



Perhaps you should take a class in analytical thinking at your local liberal college before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

Amen Brother, I have often said that I would love to have a monkey tail. It would be quite handy considering how flexible they are. I could be cooking at the stove and rocking the baby with my tail. I could reach stuff up on the high shelves with it. It would almost be like having a third hand.

So if a tail is so handy, why would it go away?

EXACTLY!!!

These Darwidiots simply don't think things through.

Sad.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[wait_what]

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2) The men who wrote the Bible did not know what evolution was because it had not been discovered. So maybe evolution wasn't in the Bible because the dudes who wrote it were as dumb as you.

So, if evolution wasn't being written when the Bible was written, then it wasn't happening then right?

So if wasn't happening then, when did it stop? I thought you heretics thought it has been going continuously from the dawn of time. This obviously can't be true if it went on pause when the Bible was written.

Silly atheists.

[wait_what]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

No
I think you misunderstand. If evolutionary pressures (e.g. lack of food) meant that you changed your habitat to living in a tree, then in many years' time your ancestors would probably have developed adaptations that would make climbing etc easier. It might be larger deltoid muscles, or lighter bones so that you weigh less, or something like that.

Wait, so time travel is part of evolution? Because I moved to living in a tree, my ancestors magically got big strong monkey arms?

So, if I go move to living in the ocean, how many years before I can dig up my great great grandfather and find the webbed feet he grew?

[Meek and Humble]

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I'll go easy on you because of the compliment.
1) I love when you "Of course the Bible is true. It says so right in the Bible." because it is a prime example of your own stupidity.
By your reasoning:
If I say "I am right.", then I am right because I said I was right. But that isn't true. Just because something says it is true, doesn't mean it is true.

Of course nothing you say is true. You're a worthless piece of atheist trash. I already know you do nothing but spout lies.

2) The men who wrote the Bible did not know what evolution was because it had not been discovered. So maybe evolution wasn't in the Bible because the dudes who wrote it were as dumb as you.

No, God wrote the Bible. You'd know if you read the Bible

3) Implying that every word in creation is true, which once again, has not been proven by logic or reasoning because that cannot be proven by logic or reasoning because maybe that something isn't true. Capiche?

Yes it can.

Genesis 1:1

Check and mate.

4) Yeah. Keep believing that. Its served you so well.

Thanks.

[Twiggy]

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Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!

We didn't evolve from monkeys, we just have a common ancestor.

You claimed that the deltoids would get larger from climbing. Are you now insisting you will get massive deltoids from simply raising your arms?

No... you said that deltoids are not used for climbing. I said that you used your deltoids to raise your arms, and that therefore they WOULD be used for climbing since it would be very difficult to climb anything without raising your arms. I also only used it as an example of one possible type of adaptation.

Wait, so time travel is part of evolution? Because I moved to living in a tree, my ancestors magically got big strong monkey arms?

So, if I go move to living in the ocean, how many years before I can dig up my great great grandfather and find the webbed feet he grew?

No... where did you get that idea?
What I said was that if selection pressures forced you to change environment or diet or something like that, then eventually after many generations, your ancestors would probably be different in certain ways. For example, if they ate a mainly vegetarian diet, it is possible that they would develop a longer gut, possibly with a caecum, like cows and other herbivores have.
Do you see what I mean now?

[Meek and Humble]

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No... you said that deltoids are not used for climbing. I said that you used your deltoids to raise your arms, and that therefore they WOULD be used for climbing since it would be very difficult to climb anything without raising your arms. I also only used it as an example of one possible type of adaptation.

Don't try to rewrite history now. We all saw what you wrote.

[Twiggy]

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Don't try to rewrite history now. We all saw what you wrote.

Please explain to me how you interpreted what I wrote as that. Maybe I should have used more simple language so that everyone could understand.

[wait_what]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

We didn't evolve from monkeys, we just have a common ancestor.


No... you said that deltoids are not used for climbing. I said that you used your deltoids to raise your arms, and that therefore they WOULD be used for climbing since it would be very difficult to climb anything without raising your arms. I also only used it as an example of one possible type of adaptation.


No... where did you get that idea?
What I said was that if selection pressures forced you to change environment or diet or something like that, then eventually after many generations, your ancestors would probably be different in certain ways. For example, if they ate a mainly vegetarian diet, it is possible that they would develop a longer gut, possibly with a caecum, like cows and other herbivores have.
Do you see what I mean now?

There you go with more time paradox. Why my grandma would stretch her gut out is beyond me. She might turn in her grave if I started eating a bunch of vegetables and stopped eating the meat provided to me.

But you keep saying every time I change something my ancestors get these new adaptations. Is it like the movies? Do evolution victims get a Delorean and a crazy professor to guide them through there escapes in time travel? Is there a magic phone booth? How does this work?

[josh_cjr]

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god didnt write the bible mortal people wrote it through god right? how do you know that these people just didnt make it up and say that a god told them to write it. your whole religion could of been started on lies.