[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

The bible was created by saint peter saint paul and some other saints 400 years after Jesus died.

Sorry, the name are similar but I'm happy to readdress the question:


How do you account for text earlier that the 400's?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

Actually, the new theory based on a new skeleton that was found was that monkeys, apes and humans all evolved from ONE species, not from each other. I've also begun my own theory that combines bothcreationism AND evolution!

Pics or it didn’t happen. Anyone can claim that ‘something’ spontaneously transformed into humans and apes hundreds of years ago but you need to present the evidence.

YIC

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

new theory
monkeys, apes and humans
not from each other

we know what evolutionism claims.


How do you account for text earlier that the 400's?

[Basilissa]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

Actually, the new theory based on a new skeleton that was found was that monkeys, apes and humans all evolved from ONE species, not from each other.

Wow, all that from a single new skeleton?

I've also begun my own theory that combines bothcreationism AND evolution!

It already exists. It's called intelligent design.

Do you plan to invent the wheel, next?

[Azrael Jackson]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

I am sure I'm not the only person who is super-excited about this and can't wait to hear all about it! But in the meantime, is there a reason why you have not had the common politeness to take just a few minutes out of your no-doubt valuable time to introduce yourself on the Introduction Forum?

Here you go: https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...77#post1248977

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

I've also begun my own theory that combines bothcreationism AND evolution!

I am sure I'm not the only person who is super-excited about this and can't wait to hear all about it! But in the meantime, is there a reason why you have not had the common politeness to take just a few minutes out of your no-doubt valuable time to introduce yourself on the Introduction Forum?

[Azrael Jackson]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

Friend,

Is this your proof that we evolved from monkeys? Because 'gorilla's are stronger' than us?? That's the dumbest reason I've ever heard!!!

These atheists are so retarded!

Actually, the new theory based on a new skeleton that was found was that monkeys, apes and humans all evolved from ONE species, not from each other. I've also begun my own theory that combines bothcreationism AND evolution!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

writing posthumously.

Automatic writing? Isn't that supposed to be how "Ra-Hoor-Khuit" (Satan) transmitted garbage into the (his) future about 1900 (currently our past) for the GoldenDawn nutbags?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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What is your definition of "saint" - and where do the 1st century documents come from?

On the assumption that by this:

The bible was created by saint peter saint paul and some other saints 400 years after Jesus died.

our young friend Macsen is referring to the apostles Peter and Paul, it is most worrying that he or she seems to think that they were writing posthumously.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

The bible was created by saint peter saint paul and some other saints 400 years after Jesus died. during his life (Jesus that is) he was followed by 80 disciples who wrote gospels.400 years later while writing the bible there was a vote to whether portray Jesus as divine or as a person it was a 51% 49% deal with divine winning. most gospels were burnt and only a couple that portrayed Jesus as an almighty being were kept.
also for evolution look up a platybelodon it is a perfect example of evolution and how it works.
Peace out- Macsen

What is your definition of "saint" - and where do the 1st century documents come from?

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

The bible was created by saint peter saint paul and some other saints 400 years after Jesus died. during his life (Jesus that is) he was followed by 80 disciples who wrote gospels.400 years later while writing the bible there was a vote to whether portray Jesus as divine or as a person it was a 51% 49% deal with divine winning. most gospels were burnt and only a couple that portrayed Jesus as an almighty being were kept.
also for evolution look up a platybelodon it is a perfect example of evolution and how it works.
Peace out- Macsen

Hiya Maccers,


So if I get this right the following (in the world according to Maccers) holds true:


In 400 AD 80 extremely old men (they must have been at least 435 years old) got together, had a few ales, and decided "Oh, let's write a book". Then they decided right "let's burn all the books and make a duck billed platypus and create a tyrannical religion that worships idols."

Sorry, God tells us everything in His Book, The Holy Bible (KJV 1611). Read it sometime.


YIC
TT

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Oh, really? Then how come these 80 gospels were not included in the Holy Bible?

Maybe the other 68 disciples were the town idiots or court jesters or desert-class clowns, singing satirical songs that were written down by each other, giggled over too much wine, and eventually turned into Catholic dogma.

[Basilissa]

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The bible was created by saint peter saint paul and some other saints 400 years after Jesus died.

This is interesting (even if strongly unorthodox). Are you saying that Peter and Paul themselves lived 400 years?

during his life (Jesus that is) he was followed by 80 disciples who wrote gospels.

Oh, really? Then how come these 80 gospels were not included in the Holy Bible?

400 years later while writing the bible there was a vote to whether portray Jesus as divine or as a person it was a 51% 49% deal with divine winning.

Wait, what? Are you saying that all of the Monophysites and Nestorians and such were persecuted for nothing?

most gospels were burnt and only a couple that portrayed Jesus as an almighty being were kept.

Wait, what? Where did the other couple of gospels come from, then?

also for evolution look up a platybelodon it is a perfect example of evolution and how it works.

No it doesn't. It just shows the endless creativity of our Creator.

I hope that was helpful. I'll pray for your confused soul.

[Macsen]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

Friends,

As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'.

Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!

Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!

Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!

Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs

Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?

Checkmate - Atheist!


....MORE TO FOLLOW....

The bible was created by saint peter saint paul and some other saints 400 years after Jesus died. during his life (Jesus that is) he was followed by 80 disciples who wrote gospels.400 years later while writing the bible there was a vote to whether portray Jesus as divine or as a person it was a 51% 49% deal with divine winning. most gospels were burnt and only a couple that portrayed Jesus as an almighty being were kept.
also for evolution look up a platybelodon it is a perfect example of evolution and how it works.
Peace out- Macsen

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

Hey, atheists! If there is no God, then how come we go to Church every Sunday? Ha! Dumb liberal god-haters.

Please, especially when dealing with atheists, make reference to relevant verses and chapters from The Holy Bible (KJV 1611). This will ensure that they, the atheists, will have no recourse but to submit to your superior intellect.