Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through my own lies

[Azrael Jackson]

Hello! My name is Azrael Jackson. I have studied multiple religions, from our beautiful Christianity to Paganism to the non-believing Atheists. I am taking the small truths and consistencies between them to create the most accurate of theories, such as:

Evolving creation (Evolution + Creationism combined)
Dish world (Not a flat disk, more of a bowl)
and Purgatory (Figuring out the truth from what little we know.)


If you want to know more about my theories or contribute to them tell me here. I will also take questions about different religions, like Wicca and Atheism.

[Dana723]

Re: Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through the lies

So tell us:


1. What church do you go to?
2. What is your favorite Bible verse?
3. How did you come to find Jesus
4. Why did your misguided parents name you after a cat on the Smurfs?

[Isabella White]

Re: Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through the lies

Hello! My name is Azrael Jackson. I have studied multiple religions, from our beautiful Christianity to Paganism to the non-believing Atheists. I am taking the small truths and consistencies between them to create the most accurate of theories, such as:

Evolving creation (Evolution + Creationism combined)
Dish world (Not a flat disk, more of a bowl)
and Purgatory (Figuring out the truth from what little we know.)


If you want to know more about my theories or contribute to them tell me here. I will also take questions about different religions, like Wicca and Atheism.

My dear Miss Jackson: From the scant bit that you've shared with us, it appears that you are like so many of those New Age people: making things up as they go along. What you really need to do is 1) seek Jesus and ask for forgiveness for your wretched sins; 2) ask Jesus to guide you as you dedicate your life to Him as your Lord and Savior; 3) FORSAKE all of this other mumbo-jumbo, worldly religious stuff; 4) Never question the good, Godly advice that's given to you from God's true servants here at Landover Baptist Church. Apart from that, , and may God richly bless you. And, after you've gotten your feet wet here, don't forget to inquire about tithing regularly and generously to our church. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Azrael Jackson]

Re: Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through the lies

So tell us:


1. What church do you go to?
2. What is your favorite Bible verse?
3. How did you come to find Jesus
4. Why did your misguided parents name you after a cat on the Smurfs?

1: I actually run a small local church in my neighborhood called 'Savior's Circle' in a second home I've purchased.


2: Matthew 22:39


3: I was raised to.


4: ... I'm not. Azrael is the name of one of the angels, the angel of death, who guides people to heaven after they meet their end.

[Azrael Jackson]

Re: Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through the lies

My dear Miss Jackson: From the scant bit that you've shared with us, it appears that you are like so many of those New Age people: making things up as they go along. What you really need to do is 1) seek Jesus and ask for forgiveness for your wretched sins; 2) ask Jesus to guide you as you dedicate your life to Him as your Lord and Savior; 3) FORSAKE all of this other mumbo-jumbo, worldly religious stuff; 4) Never question the good, Godly advice that's given to you from God's true servants here at Landover Baptist Church. Apart from that, , and may God richly bless you. And, after you've gotten your feet wet here, don't forget to inquire about tithing regularly and generously to our church. Sincerely, Isabella W.

I think you misunderstood. I don't worship these other religions, I've merely learned of and studies their strange rituals, and am working on ways to alter these rituals until we can make them worship the Lord instead of their 'gods'. Along with that, I am not trying to deny the His word, merely trying to make the connections between the other bits of knowledge He has so kindly left us. Why would He make us curious, if not to leave us puzzles and riddles to solve?

[Isabella White]

Re: Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through the lies

I think you misunderstood. I don't worship these other religions, I've merely learned of and studies their strange rituals, and am working on ways to alter these rituals until we can make them worship the Lord instead of their 'gods'. Along with that, I am not trying to deny the His word, merely trying to make the connections between the other bits of knowledge He has so kindly left us. Why would He make us curious, if not to leave us puzzles and riddles to solve?

Honey, you can solve all of these riddles by remembering these four little words: KJV 1611 Holy Bible. All you need to know begins with the first verse of Genesis, and ends with the last verse of Revelation. That's it. Any other questions??

[Azrael Jackson]

Re: Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through the lies

Honey, you can solve all of these riddles by remembering these four little words: KJV 1611 Holy Bible. All you need to know begins with the first verse of Genesis, and ends with the last verse of Revelation. That's it. Any other questions??

Doesn't a dictionary also help?

[Isabella White]

Re: Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through the lies

Doesn't a dictionary also help?

By all means, Dear: consult a dictionary whenever you need help understanding the meaning of words. But a dictionary will not tell you what you need to know to get to Heaven for eternity. You might think I'm just being a grouchy old lady, but I'm only telling you these things IF you do not want to burn in HELL for eternity. Feel free to ask questions or visit any of our Landover Baptist Church forum categories, and our Godly true Christians will only be too happy to be of assistance, as you turn your back on the devil and walk with the Lord!

[Azrael Jackson]

Re: Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through the lies

By all means, Dear: consult a dictionary whenever you need help understanding the meaning of words. But a dictionary will not tell you what you need to know to get to Heaven for eternity. You might think I'm just being a grouchy old lady, but I'm only telling you these things IF you do not want to burn in HELL for eternity. Feel free to ask questions or visit any of our Landover Baptist Church forum categories, and our Godly true Christians will only be too happy to be of assistance, as you turn your back on the devil and walk with the Lord!

I was making a joke.

[Isabella White]

Re: Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through the lies

I was making a joke.

You won't find that "joke" is funny on Judgment Day. Eternity is no laughing matter, my Dear.

[Azrael Jackson]

Re: Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through the lies

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

I'm not trying to debate anyone. I'm also just mentioning possibilities that can be found in the gaps of the Bible. And I'm not flaming anyone. Along with that, I run a church of my own.

[Isabella White]

Re: Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through the lies

I'm not trying to debate anyone. I'm also just mentioning possibilities that can be found in the gaps of the Bible. And I'm not flaming anyone. Along with that, I run a church of my own.

GAPS?!! Yeah, well mind the gap when you're stepping into the pit of Hell, young lady! And may I remind you, yet again, that is the only true church of the Lord Jesus Christ? We don't teach any of that heretic stuff such as you'll find in other churches, most likely including your own!

[Azrael Jackson]

Re: Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through the lies

GAPS?!! Yeah, well mind the gap when you're stepping into the pit of Hell, young lady! And may I remind you, yet again, that is the only true church of the Lord Jesus Christ? We don't teach any of that heretic stuff such as you'll find in other churches, most likely including your own!

What our church does is we recite Bible verses and have activities for certain holidays, such as an annual Easter Egg Hunt and a Secret Santa Christmas Party. The most we do is simply dumbing down the language for the little kids who don't understand all the big words.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through the lies

What our church does is we recite Bible verses and have activities for certain holidays, such as an annual Easter Egg Hunt and a Secret Santa Christmas Party. The most we do is simply dumbing down the language for the little kids who don't understand all the big words.

So why bother going if they offer you nothing?

[Isabella White]

Re: Finding the pearls of truth by sifting through the lies

What our church does is we recite Bible verses and have activities for certain holidays, such as an annual Easter Egg Hunt and a Secret Santa Christmas Party. The most we do is simply dumbing down the language for the little kids who don't understand all the big words.

Oh, you have Easter egg hunts and Santa parties? Well, isn't that nice? WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!! Get one thing through your thick head, Miss Azalea: does not permit any of that worldly stuff and we have no time for visitors who think they can introduce it to us. We're a Godly group here, unlike the group of heathens that gather at your "church". Laugh at me all you want, but when you're in front of God Almighty, you will be laughing out the other side of your face when he tells you to depart to your eternal home where bolts of fire will be coming out your ears!