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  • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

    Friends,

    As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'.

    Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

    Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!
    God didnt write the bible clearly man wrote it and its been passed down through generations.
    Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

    If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!
    We arent monkeys we evolved from them. which means we split off from monkeys and became and entirely different species along time ago. But theyre still around because we split off.
    Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

    Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!
    There was no intelligient force behind it only energy. which makes up all things.
    Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs

    Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?
    Actualy dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible in several verses. And there is no physical evidence of a world wide flood not to mention being entirely impossible.
    Checkmate - Atheist!


    ....MORE TO FOLLOW....

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    • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

      Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
      Friends,

      As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'.

      Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

      Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!

      Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

      If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!

      Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

      Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!

      Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs

      Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?

      Checkmate - Atheist!


      ....MORE TO FOLLOW....
      Ok, i will try not to get pissed off at you. Heres my counter to that:

      1) The bible... written by humans, about an 'almighty' being that created the universe -.-. So i say: SUPERMAN IS GOD!
      2) There are so many websites about that, but i'll say it here:

      Monkeys have evolved, but in differant ways. Would you survive without tools in the middle of a rainforest at night? No. A monkey could, because it's evolved for that. Would a monkey survive in a desert? No, because it isn't evolved for that. We started as a mutation in one monkey, who got a larger brain. After a while it branched off. With our bigger brains we made tools and shelter and clothes. so we didn't need to swing about in the trees with fur. They did.

      3) Using your own argument, where did god come from? When he created the universe what did he do before it? How was he created? Same logic, different side. Your argument fails.

      4) lolwut? That last point makes no sense. Although at least you admit dinosaurs existed -.-

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      • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

        I've said it before, just because you believe in something doesn't make it true. If you believe in dinosaurs and the big bang and evolution that does NOT mean that stuff is real. It just means you are an ignorant scumbag and your heart is filled with hate and self loathing. That is fine for you and since you don't believe in God then I fully support your warped mind. It means that when I am called home by my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ I won't have to be anywhere near you. I will no longer have to deal with mindless liberals or democrats or commies or mexicans. I'll be surrounded by love and Jesus will be inside me planting His seeds. Not believing in God is the same as almost believing in nothing.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          You read Luke more it is quite clear when Jesus talks about "neighbor" He means fellow Christians.
          uuuuh, WAIT! I haven't read any of the other post but want to put another quote into this one:
          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          Just read the King James Bible and do not interpret it. Read it as is written. Start living your life as written in the Bible.

          so, why do you interpret "neighbours" as "fellow Christians"?
          I don't get either why you interpret "dogs" into "homosexuals" or "know" into "have sex with" ...

          I thought Baptism was about reading the bible and live as ist says (clearly you can't stone s.o. to death nowadays but you should if you coul, don't you?)

          Please explain
          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
          maybe, maybe not ...

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          • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

            Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
            Friends,

            As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'.

            Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

            Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!

            Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

            If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!

            Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

            Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!

            Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs

            Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?

            Checkmate - Atheist!


            ....MORE TO FOLLOW....
            1. How do you know god wrote it? By the rubbish written in there I think a drunken pirate may have written it What proof do you have that god wrote the bible?

            2. First of all you spelt 'evolution' wrong, stupid illiterate fool
            Evolution has been proved, you are wrong, get over it.
            Only one species of apes evolved into what are now modern day humans, not all of them.

            3. So rather than a logical, somewhat extreme but true theory (The Big Bang) you believe that someone created the universe and everything in six days? Sorry but thats hilarious. In six days I couldn't even finish 'Oblivion' on xbox 360, let alone make everything in the universe.

            4. Ever heard of fossils? You know proof of dinosaurs?
            Oh wait, no of course you haven't, you've never left your cave of ignorance..

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            • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

              Originally posted by Luca2007 View Post
              uuuuh, WAIT! I haven't read any of the other post but want to put another quote into this one:



              so, why do you interpret "neighbours" as "fellow Christians"?
              I don't get either why you interpret "dogs" into "homosexuals" or "know" into "have sex with" ...

              I thought Baptism was about reading the bible and live as ist says (clearly you can't stone s.o. to death nowadays but you should if you coul, don't you?)

              Please explain
              Of course neighbours is fellow Christians. You seem to have lost the word in translation.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                Originally posted by Dingleberry View Post
                1. How do you know god wrote it? By the rubbish written in there I think a drunken pirate may have written it What proof do you have that god wrote the bible?

                2. First of all you spelt 'evolution' wrong, stupid illiterate fool
                Evolution has been proved, you are wrong, get over it.
                Only one species of apes evolved into what are now modern day humans, not all of them.

                3. So rather than a logical, somewhat extreme but true theory (The Big Bang) you believe that someone created the universe and everything in six days? Sorry but thats hilarious. In six days I couldn't even finish 'Oblivion' on xbox 360, let alone make everything in the universe.

                4. Ever heard of fossils? You know proof of dinosaurs?
                Oh wait, no of course you haven't, you've never left your cave of ignorance..

                Dear Godmocking Maggot;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                  Good comeback.

                  John Milton said: "Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven."
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                  • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                    Originally posted by Dingleberry View Post
                    Good comeback.

                    John Milton said: "Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven."
                    Guess where John Milton is right now.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                      Originally posted by Luca2007 View Post
                      uuuuh, WAIT! I haven't read any of the other post but want to put another quote into this one:

                      so, why do you interpret "neighbours" as "fellow Christians"?
                      I don't get either why you interpret "dogs" into "homosexuals" or "know" into "have sex with" ...
                      I have a homework assignment for you.

                      Go to www.biblegateway.com and select the King James Version.
                      Search for the word "neighbour".

                      Review each verse with that word, in its proper context, and write down what "neighbour" means in that context.

                      Once you have three meanings, just use a tally checklist for the meanings used.
                      You will find in no case does "neighbour" mean "every human, living or dead". It has three specific meanings. You tell me, what are they?

                      Then do the same with "know" and "knew". Tell me the meanings you find.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                        So where were the rebutals to my points?
                        All I saw was someone telling me I'm going to hell
                        Really, after being told that a hundred times it loses its effect..

                        So no argueing against my points?
                        That means you lose.

                        Tehe .
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                        • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                          Originally posted by Dingleberry View Post
                          So where were the rebutals to my points?
                          All I saw was someone telling me I'm going to hell
                          Really, after being told that a hundred times it loses its effect..

                          So no argueing against my points?
                          That means you lose.

                          Tehe .
                          Why are you whining. You have not made any points.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                            Originally posted by Dingleberry View Post
                            1. How do you know god wrote it? By the rubbish written in there I think a drunken pirate may have written it What proof do you have that god wrote the bible?

                            2. First of all you spelt 'evolution' wrong, stupid illiterate fool
                            Evolution has been proved, you are wrong, get over it.
                            Only one species of apes evolved into what are now modern day humans, not all of them.

                            3. So rather than a logical, somewhat extreme but true theory (The Big Bang) you believe that someone created the universe and everything in six days? Sorry but thats hilarious. In six days I couldn't even finish 'Oblivion' on xbox 360, let alone make everything in the universe.

                            4. Ever heard of fossils? You know proof of dinosaurs?
                            Oh wait, no of course you haven't, you've never left your cave of ignorance..

                            These points.
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                            • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                              Originally posted by Dingleberry View Post
                              These points.
                              1. How do you know god wrote it? By the rubbish written in there I think a drunken pirate may have written it What proof do you have that god wrote the bible?

                              2. First of all you spelt 'evolution' wrong, stupid illiterate fool
                              Evolution has been proved, you are wrong, get over it.
                              Only one species of apes evolved into what are now modern day humans, not all of them.

                              3. So rather than a logical, somewhat extreme but true theory (The Big Bang) you believe that someone created the universe and everything in six days? Sorry but thats hilarious. In six days I couldn't even finish 'Oblivion' on xbox 360, let alone make everything in the universe.

                              4. Ever heard of fossils? You know proof of dinosaurs?
                              Oh wait, no of course you haven't, you've never left your cave of ignorance..
                              1. 2 Timothy 3:15-17
                              15 And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.
                              16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
                              17 That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.


                              2. Evolution is just an atheist lie. God created everything.

                              3. God created the world.
                              Genesis 1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

                              4. God created dinosaurs. Any way fossils are just remains of dead animals
                              Genesis 1
                              20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
                              21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                                Thank you for atleast attempting to have a snesible debate/arguement.
                                Unfortunately.. you did not do to well.

                                1. Using quotes from the book that is in question really, really, doesn't work I'm sorry.

                                2. Lack of evidence

                                3. See 2

                                4. Dinosaur fossils are remains of dinosaurs.
                                These dinosaurs roamed the earth before it was supposedly created by god.

                                I would say nice try, but it really wasn't.

                                Goodnight! Don't let jesus bite!
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