Underwear 4 Britney?

[Glendora Christianson]

Well, I couldn't help but notice our friend (I use the term loosley) Britney Spears needs a little help in the underwear department. Anyway, I thought we might be able to HELP Britney by making some suggestions. Your Advice? CONCERNED CHRISTIAN MOTHER GLYNNDIE

[Arethusa]

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Lindsay Lohan too. I recommend titanium girdles under which should be worn the biggest granny panties known to man and God. Could we throw them in Gitmo too?

[Glendora Christianson]

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Lindsay Lohan too. I recommend titanium girdles under which should be worn the biggest granny panties known to man and God. Could we throw them in Gitmo too?

I found the perfect girdle, and thank you for that other idea . . . I'll find out how busy Pastor Pistle's private plane is.

[OnYourKnees]

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I wonder if something like this could help prevent a third spawn?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I'm pretty sure Britney knows that she's flashing...and really doesn't care. So as thoughtful as you're being, why spend money on a gift that won't even be used?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I'm pretty sure Britney knows that she's flashing...and really doesn't care. So as thoughtful as you're being, why spend money on a gift that won't even be used?

You know, I never thought it would happen, but I am actually agreeing with Von Hellsinger!? That money could easily go towards a pastor's "Upgrade Fund" for his home, yacht or hummer! Why waste it on something that won't even see the light of day (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Let us let Jesus' light shine through our pristinely sheened yachts!

[OnYourKnees]

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"Upgrade Fund" for his ... hummer! Why waste it on something that won't even see the light of day (metaphorically speaking, of course)?

Doctor, as you are frequently in the laboratory and away from the common slang I encounter regularly in my Bus Station and Truck Stop Ministry, let me pass on to you that while "Hummer(tm)" is a vehicle, a "hummer" is something quite different, and assuredly not the sort of thing a Pastor would be paying some harlot for.

It's far too depraved for me to even say in the open forum what it is, lest it give Hellmouth or sIcky or Clown Boob ideas for new things to try. PM me and I will explain.

And given the (thankfully, edited) photos we've seen, I imagine anything Brittany Spaniels should choose to wear under her dress will assuredly see the light of day at least as frequently as her face!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Why not one of these?

[Enobarbus]

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Why not one of these?

See post number 4, and do try to keep up; it's not as though this is a terribly long thread, yet.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Oh, my! You must forgive me--I did click the link, but my internet browser is terribly slow and I closed it in resignation after staring at a blank screen for a few minutes. That's what my husband and I get for buying our computer from a nigra.

[Gary Templeton]

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Actually, he was one of them Porto-Reekin's as far as I recollect. We won't be going there again irregardless.

Gary

[Enobarbus]

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Oh, my! You must forgive me--I did click the link, but my internet browser is terribly slow and I closed it in resignation after staring at a blank screen for a few minutes. That's what my husband and I get for buying our computer from a nigra.

Link? You see a link, not an image?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Yes. But that's understandable--not only was our computer purchased from a spic, it was designed by that bloodsucking Ay-rab Steve Jobs. When it breaks, we'll be sure to be a replacement from Landover-Baptizon.

[Arethusa]

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I found the perfect girdle, and thank you for that other idea . . . I'll find out how busy Pastor Pistle's private plane is.

The poor Pastor better hose and spray that plane down before he lets them board it. Who knows what plagues they carry around.

This leads me to wonder--why did God destroy New Orleans instead of Hollywood? Surely the latter has more sinful heathens?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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I must say, Enobarbus, that I don't quite appreciate your repeated attempts to make me look foolish. My brain may be smaller and less powerful than yours--and fundamentally corrupted by the Sin of Eve--but it reports what my eyes see.