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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

    #16
    Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

    Excuse me--Pastor Enobarbus. But my point stands.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #17
      Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

      Originally posted by Virginia Dentata View Post
      I must say, Enobarbus, that I don't quite appreciate your repeated attempts to make me look foolish. My brain may be smaller and less powerful than yours--and fundamentally corrupted by the Sin of Eve--but it reports what my eyes see.
      Woman, hold your tongue! Why hasn't your husband shown you the back of his hand?

      Any further outbursts like that will result in infraction points being assigned. Now go back to your kitchen duties and stifle yourself.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Gary Templeton
        Seeking the Truth
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2006
        • 26

        #18
        Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

        This unsupervised Inter-Net time is doing her no good. I'll make sure to hit her extra hard so she knows what her place is.

        Gary

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        • Virginia Day Templeton
          Christ's Battle Axe
           
          • Dec 2006
          • 2827

          #19
          Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

          You'd better! I really don't know what's gotten into me lately.
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          • Enobarbus
            Professor of English Landover University
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 3496

            #20
            Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

            Originally posted by Virginia Dentata View Post
            I must say, Enobarbus, that I don't quite appreciate your repeated attempts to make me look foolish. My brain may be smaller and less powerful than yours--and fundamentally corrupted by the Sin of Eve--but it reports what my eyes see.
            For heaven's sake! What repeated efforts have I made to make you look foolish?

            I asked a perfectly simple question. Fortunately, someone less prickly than yourself has already PMed me telling me that, yes, you evidendly are seeing links rather than images. I'm puzzled and wanted to make sure we are talking about the same thing because when I use a sock in the same group as yourself, I see images. You should be seeing images, you're supposed to be seeing images, and there is something odd going on, and I want to get to the bottom of it. If I go to some lengths to try to comfirm something, it's because on computers people often -- even very clever people -- aren't sure what the other person is talking about.
            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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            • Enobarbus
              Professor of English Landover University
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 3496

              #21
              Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

              Originally posted by Virginia Dentata View Post
              You'd better! I really don't know what's gotten into me lately.
              Are you there you insolent little cow? What do you see now? Has it changed? You may have to log out and log in again, and I can't guarantee that it has changed. I may have seen it differently as a UI because it was cached on my computer from when I was operating as Enobarbus.
              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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              • Enobarbus
                Professor of English Landover University
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 3496

                #22
                Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

                Now she's wandered off and doesn't answer the question. What use is it trying to get any sense out of a bloody woman anyway. Particularly an uppity bitch like this one:

                Notice how the following verse is repeated almost verbatim? It is emphasizing a profound truth:

                Pro 21:9 [It is] better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

                Pro 25:24 [It is] better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house.
                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                • Enobarbus
                  Professor of English Landover University
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3496

                  #23
                  Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

                  Originally posted by Virginia Dentata View Post
                  You'd better! I really don't know what's gotten into me lately.
                  This confirms what we have all suspected: your husband is a soft wimp who's never thrashed you properly. A few decent thrashings and you would think twice about making silly paranoid accusations about people trying to make you look foolish.

                  I don't have to do anything to make you look foolish, you do it yourself by imaging foolishly that I am trying to make you look foolish when the idea has never crossed my mind.

                  Pro 10:13 In the lips of him that hath understanding wisdom is found: but a rod [is] for the back of him that is void of understanding.
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #24
                    Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

                    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                    Now she's wandered off and doesn't answer the question. What use is it trying to get any sense out of a bloody woman anyway.
                    Once you get past irrational, moody, nit picking & emotional intability, they're not so bad. I would hate to think a woman is taking advantage of your good nature Pastor Eno.

                    Perhaps her husband should put a few bands of duct tape around her eyes for a couple of days to see if things improve.

                    Dean

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                    • Enobarbus
                      Professor of English Landover University
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3496

                      #25
                      Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      Once you get past irrational, moody, nit picking & emotional intability, they're not so bad. I would hate to think a woman is taking advantage of your good nature Pastor Eno.

                      Perhaps her husband should put a few bands of duct tape around her eyes for a couple of days to see if things improve.

                      Dean
                      I'm sure that is a very good idea Brother. But I must say that were she my wife I would be thinking more in terms of a large number of bands of duct tape around her mouth for a couple of years. Plus a dog collar and a leash so she couldn't wander far. Covering her eyes for too long would prevent her working so efficiently.
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                      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                      • Virginia Day Templeton
                        Christ's Battle Axe
                         
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 2827

                        #26
                        Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

                        In that case, thanks for helping me out! I know such kind of information isn't exactly appropriate in this Godly forum, but... menopause has not exactly been kind to me lately. Hopefully Gary will knock some sense into me tonight--lashings do tend to have that effect.
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                        • OnYourKnees
                          On Extended Furlough
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 4729

                          #27
                          Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

                          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                          Pro 21:9 [It is] better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

                          Pro 25:24 [It is] better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house.
                          A brawling woman. In a wide house.

                          Double. A double-wide house?

                          Pastor, I do believe you've discovered Scriptural evidence that God hates trailer trash!

                          No longer must we speculate why tornadoes are drawn to trailer parks . . . it's right there! GLORY!

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                          • Enobarbus
                            Professor of English Landover University
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3496

                            #28
                            Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

                            Originally posted by Virginia Dentata View Post
                            In that case, thanks for helping me out! I know such kind of information isn't exactly appropriate in this Godly forum, but... menopause has not exactly been kind to me lately. Hopefully Gary will knock some sense into me tonight--lashings do tend to have that effect.
                            May I ask, now that a setting has been altered, do you see images in these posts or links still? I don't see it from the same point of view as you, you understand -- different groups see things differently, you see. Admins and Mods have few restrictions while those who have just recently signed up do. But while you are not supposed to be able to upload images yet, you should be able to see them... I am not trying to make you look foolish, I am just asking for help.
                            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                            • Virginia Day Templeton
                              Christ's Battle Axe
                               
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 2827

                              #29
                              Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

                              Still links, I'm afraid. What could be causing this?
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                              • OnYourKnees
                                On Extended Furlough
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 4729

                                #30
                                Re: Underwear 4 Britney?

                                Originally posted by Virginia Dentata View Post
                                Still links, I'm afraid. What could be causing this?
                                You may need to purge your browser's cache, or perhaps you have failed to hit the Godly PayPal Button. The site knows, you see.

                                I'd suggest trying the Godly PayPal Button first.

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