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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12997
    #16
    Re: I'm Back and I Need Some Assistance

    Originally posted by boobies12 View Post
    ...If Christianity never existed, the world would be a better place.
    But then again, everybody would go to Hell after their death (John 14:6).
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • see_the_light
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 1386
        #17
        Re: I'm Back and I Need Some Assistance

        Originally posted by boobies12 View Post
        ...If Christianity never existed, the world would be a better place.
        There is a special corner in hell for those that bump dead threads to insult JESUS.

        PRAISE THE LORD!

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          • boob (idiot)
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2014
            • 30
            #18
            Re: I'm Back and I Need Some Assistance

            not if HELL DIDN'T EXIST

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              • boob (idiot)
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • May 2014
                • 30
                #19
                Re: I'm Back and I Need Some Assistance

                Originally posted by Converter View Post
                No, but I doubt they'd be able to tell if he was. Flaming homos burn up fast.
                oh my dear lord, A HOMOSEXUAL IS A REGULAR PERSON. WHEN ADDRESSING ONE, YOU SAY A PERSON BECAUSE THEY ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM YOU, NO THAT IS AN INSULT TO ANY PERSON ON THE PLANET THAT LIKES THE SAME GENDER, YOU ARE A DIFFERENT SPECIES OF HUMAN THAT IS A PLAGUE UPON MANKIND!

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #20
                    Re: I'm Back and I Need Some Assistance

                    Originally posted by boobies12 View Post
                    oh my dear lord, A HOMOSEXUAL IS A REGULAR PERSON. WHEN ADDRESSING ONE, YOU SAY A PERSON BECAUSE THEY ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM YOU, NO THAT IS AN INSULT TO ANY PERSON ON THE PLANET THAT LIKES THE SAME GENDER, YOU ARE A DIFFERENT SPECIES OF HUMAN THAT IS A PLAGUE UPON MANKIND!
                    Speak for yourself, son. A homo is remarkably different from me. I have morals. I don't have any desire to use and abuse children as sexual conquests. I love my country. I love my family. I pay my taxes. I resolve conflict in peaceful means. I don't rape anyone and I don't support rape gangs or the Gay Agenda. I don't hate Jesus, I love Him. I am eternally grateful for His temporary sacrifice for my sake! I would lay down my life for Him! I would sacrifice my own child if He commanded it! I would do anything He asks of me, and I would not hesitate. If He were to turn His Holy face away from me and throw me into the depths of Hell, I would still Praise His Holy Name and Worship His Holiness for all eternity!
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • boob (idiot)
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • May 2014
                        • 30
                        #21
                        Re: I'm Back and I Need Some Assistance

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        Speak for yourself, son. A homo is remarkably different from me. I have morals. I don't have any desire to use and abuse children as sexual conquests. I love my country. I love my family. I pay my taxes. I resolve conflict in peaceful means. I don't rape anyone and I don't support rape gangs or the Gay Agenda. I don't hate Jesus, I love Him. I am eternally grateful for His temporary sacrifice for my sake! I would lay down my life for Him! I would sacrifice my own child if He commanded it! I would do anything He asks of me, and I would not hesitate. If He were to turn His Holy face away from me and throw me into the depths of Hell, I would still Praise His Holy Name and Worship His Holiness for all eternity!
                        ...right because liking the same gender makes you like kids and to rape and hate their country and family and they obviously dont pay taxes or have any morals what so ever, ya fuck you lady.

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                          • Des
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2013
                            • 2718
                            #22
                            Re: I'm Back and I Need Some Assistance

                            Originally posted by boobies12 View Post
                            ...right because liking the same gender makes you like kids and to rape and hate their country and family and they obviously dont pay taxes or have any morals what so ever,
                            Nice to see that you do understand.
                            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                              • boob (idiot)
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • May 2014
                                • 30
                                #23
                                Re: I'm Back and I Need Some Assistance

                                Originally posted by Des View Post
                                Nice to see that you do understand.
                                oh ya know i would be mad at your stupidity but you look cuute, i want to just pound that but, oh ya, i can almost imagine how good anal feels. ooh.

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                                  • Des
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2013
                                    • 2718
                                    #24
                                    Re: I'm Back and I Need Some Assistance

                                    Originally posted by boobies12 View Post
                                    oh ya know i would be mad at your stupidity but you look cuute, i want to just pound that but, oh ya, i can almost imagine how good anal feels. ooh.
                                    You're going to really enjoy being pounded by spike studded demon dongs in hell.
                                    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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