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The definition of "deceive" is to cause somebody to believe something that is not true.
We know the greatest deceiver of all time is satan himself. He has caused millions of people to believe in falsehoods and distorted information, such as evolution, the big bang, non-Christian religions and sissy Christian religions.
Of course the whole problem about being deceived is that you don't realize it until it's too late! Telling the LORD JESUS on judgement day that you didn't know you were being deceived into a false religion like Wicca isn't going to cut it. Your place in the Lake of Fire is already secured!
As a True Christian, it is my job to help all you unsaved folks out there see the error of your ways and tell you the truth. I and my fellow True Christians present a checklist of symptoms that could suggest you are DECEIVED!
WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
21. You wear clothing of mixed fabrics
22. You are a man with long hair
23. You are a woman with short hair
24. You are a parent who does not beat your child for being evil
25. You think birth control is a 'right'
We know the greatest deceiver of all time is satan himself. He has caused millions of people to believe in falsehoods and distorted information, such as evolution, the big bang, non-Christian religions and sissy Christian religions.
Of course the whole problem about being deceived is that you don't realize it until it's too late! Telling the LORD JESUS on judgement day that you didn't know you were being deceived into a false religion like Wicca isn't going to cut it. Your place in the Lake of Fire is already secured!
As a True Christian, it is my job to help all you unsaved folks out there see the error of your ways and tell you the truth. I and my fellow True Christians present a checklist of symptoms that could suggest you are DECEIVED!
WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
ARE YOU DECEIVED?
1. You regard the Bible as just "fairy tales" but with some good morals
2. You regard the Bible as false
3. You regard the Bible as a viscious book about a hateful god who changes personalities a lot and needs worshippers
4. You believe the Earth came to be as the result of a massive explosion in space billions of years ago, and that life is the result of a chaotic process known as evolution
5. You use junk science like logic and reason to come up with opinions and beliefs about the world and universe
6. You believe that trees, rocks and grass have spirits
7. You worship multiple gods
8. You wear jewelry
9. You are tattooed
10. You agree with what liberals and democrats say
11. You think "Harry Potter" is just harmless fun
12. You are homosexual or bisexual
13. You are friends with somebody who is homosexual or bisexual
14. The only Bible verse you know is John 3:16
15. You were baptized as a baby
16. An old man feeds you bread and wine at church
17. You have crucifixes, statues and beads
18. You read other versions of the Bible than the KJV1611
19. You believe that as long as you're a good person, you won't go to hell
20. You think sex is okay to be shared by just anybody
21. You wear clothing of mixed fabrics
22. You are a man with long hair
23. You are a woman with short hair
24. You are a parent who does not beat your child for being evil
25. You think birth control is a 'right'
I heartily encourage my True Christian friends to add to this list, so that we can reach as many people as possible!
Print it off and hand it out to your neighbors, or attach it to an email and forward to everybody you know! PRAISE!
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