[Sister Rebecca]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

I second the motion. If anything, you are a depraved False Christian. That is enough to prove you are Hell-bound, pansy boy. Enjoy Satan's tallywhacker for all eternity.

[Dead Dog]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Okay. I'm not a true Christian. I'm not a Christian at all. I am an atheist. But how about, instead of telling me I'm going to Hell, actually trying to help me as you keep saying you should?

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Okay. I'm not a true Christian. I'm not a Christian at all. I am an atheist. But how about, instead of telling me I'm going to Hell, actually trying to help me as you keep saying you should?

There a countless references on this site as to how to become a True Christian!! I can spew the main ones here so you don't have to lift your finger and click your mouse to actually look.

Read your KJV 1611 Bible Every hour for at least 45 minutes!

Tithe to the Church

Repent of sins and accept Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Okay. I'm not a true Christian. I'm not a Christian at all. I am an atheist. But how about, instead of telling me I'm going to Hell, actually trying to help me as you keep saying you should?

Who says we're supposed to help you? God commands us to avoid unsaved scum like you, not invite you to pink tea parties.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

So piss off, monkey worshiper.

[Dead Dog]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Well on some threads you say that it is your job to turn others to the Word of God. Is that not true then?

[Warrior of God]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Well on some threads you say that it is your job to turn others to the Word of God. Is that not true then?

Like many heathens and atheists you strut in here seeking to turn some fragile knowledge of the Lord's word into a stick to beat us with.

Like all of your kind you prove that lacking knowledge is your worst enemy.

Smugness and pride is always your strongest ally , and therefore you are always weak in support and substance.

You aren't a lost soul in need of solace or rescue , you're an arrogant sinner seeking a few moments false pride as you imagine yourself yo have shaken a good Christian or two.

Proverbs 10:3
The LORD will not suffer the soul of the righteous to famish: but he casteth away the substance of the wicked.

Consider that foolish child,
You are of no substance simply because the Lord will not , and would not sustain you in any form with real substance or worth.
You are a discard, a reject , and empty vessel...
as such yomay well make a lot of moise,
but that noise is of no worth and no matter.

You prate on about some idiot atheists presumed view of what Christianity is.
You assume that our Faith hinges on a few rumours you have heard.
If your knowledge extended beyond paraphrases like 'forgiving sinners',
and turning the other cheek' you would understand that your words and your status as an atheist renders you an enenmy of the Lord,
and thus,
our enemy...
You are no poor soul who has fallen by the wayside and needs a helping hand to reset themselves in the Lord's ways.
You are a self-declared foe, too proud in your imagined ability , and too ignorant of your own limited knowledge and skills , to even identify and label yourself correctly.
Thus , all your statements abut what Christians should do, are base, groundless , guesses...
ignorant assumptions your own lack of awareness blinds you to.

You have declared yourself an enemy of Christ and an enemy of any righteous believer.

Joshua 10:19
And stay ye not, but pursue after your enemies, and smite the hindmost of them; suffer them not to enter into their cities: for the LORD your God hath delivered them into your hand.

The Lord demands no such thing as blanket forgiveness.
So before you challenge the faithful to a test of their faith, you need learn to read so you might understand some of that faith's basis., and at least try to avoid looking like an unlettered , cliche puking fool.

Joshua 10;19 tells plainly us how to deal with the likes of you.

[Bob4God]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Why don't you go back and read the original post.

If any of those sound like you, you need to make some changes in your life pronto!

Like Rev. Rodimer says, read your KJV1611!!!

You need to ADMIT that you cannot handle your life on your own. You need GOD! Confess your sins to CHRIST and your fellow Christians. Ask HIM to become your personal LORD and SAVIOR, and to wash you in His sweet blood.

Also, I suggest you take in some Godly sermons from Pastor Deacon Fred.

As you grow in CHRIST, check your progress by taking one of the Bible quizzes available on the LBC website.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Okay. I'm not a true Christian. I'm not a Christian at all. I am an atheist.

What a surprise. You really had us all fooled.

But how about, instead of telling me I'm going to Hell, actually trying to help me as you keep saying you should?

Help you what? You don't believe in God. You're an atheist.

Are you saying you don't want to be an atheist? In that case, we can help you. However, since you're a militant atheist, here to insult us and mock God, I don't think there's much hope for you.

You will spend eternity in Hell unless you decide to believe in God. Let's see what I can do to help you with that:

Did you know that He created the universe, earth, sun, moon, and stars, all in six days?

He created humans to take care of His garden, Eden.

He thoughtfully planted the Trees of Knowledge of Good and Evil and of Life in the garden. Being omniscient, He knew that Adam and Eve would eventually eat of the Tree of Knowledge, and that He would have to cast them out for sinning. But He let them exercise their free will anyway, instead of fencing off the trees. As soon as they ate of the Tree, they knew that it was a sin to disobey God, and that they had done so. You see, before eating of the Tree, they had no idea what sin was, or that disobeying God was wrong.

He's always let people exercise their free will. Look at Sodom and Gomorrah! Were they automatons, unable to act as they would? NO! They were free to do anything they chose!

How about later, when all people except Noah were ignoring His commands? They were all doing whatever they wanted; men, women, children, and even the unborn were all mocking God daily. So, He drowned all of them, and all the pesky animals, too (I suspect that, in their own way, the animals were also mocking God).

He realized that wasn't a very nice thing to do, and gave us rainbows to make up for it and remind us that He promised never to drown all of humanity again. Sodomites eventually appropriated that symbol of His Love into a sign to hang out indicating that they were looking for gay sex.

Eventually, God decided that He was tired of all those animal sacrifices, and wanted to renegotiate His contract with His humans. So, He picked out a virgin on Earth named Mary, and impregnated her with Himself. He then was born in human form and walked around performing astounding miracles, like changing water into wine, walking on water, and making the Statue of Liberty disappear healing the sick. He allowed Himself to be crucified, so He could then resurrect Himself on the third day and then accept Himself into His Heaven.

After this, the ultimate temporary sacrifice, He was able to give Himself permission to change His contract with His creation. He allowed us to not perform animal sacrifices any more; however, we still have to follow all of the Law, and also love Jesus with all our hearts. If we do, we get to go to Heaven and spend the rest of time praising Him without ceasing, singing and servicing His every need. If we fail, by breaking even the smallest part of the Law, we go to Hell and are punished for our error or our disbelief with an eternity of torture spent in a Lake of Fire which burns, but does not consume.

I hope this helps you to understand Jesus and Christianity. Now, doesn't it seem far more sensible than that hollow, meaningless atheist existence?

Why don't you go back and read the original post.

As you grow in CHRIST, check your progress by taking one of the Bible quizzes available on the LBC website.

Brother Bob, that's an excellent suggestion. I'd even recommend using those quizzes as a pre-test, so he can see just how much he has to learn!

[Dead Dog]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

What a surprise. You really had us all fooled.





Brother Bob, that's an excellent suggestion. I'd even recommend using those quizzes as a pre-test, so he can see just how much he has to learn!

I wasn't trying to fool you. I was just being honest and makign things clear.

I did a quiz about the role of women and got 8 out of 10.

[Bob4God]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

I wasn't trying to fool you. I was just being honest and makign things clear.

I did a quiz about the role of women and got 8 out of 10.

Glory, you're learning then aren't you? When will you turn your entire life over to CHRIST and become a Baptist?

You've inspired me to add to my list:

36. You believe that women are 'just as good as men'

37. You accept people for who they are, instead of rebuking them for not being Evangelical Christians

38. You think there are no such things as moral absolutes or good and evil

39. You don't advocate the public display of the Ten Commandments on government property

40. You celebrate Halloween

41. You don't celebrate Christmas

42. You rely on secular doctors and scientists to solve your problems

43. You follow your own moral compass instead of CHRIST

44. You wear sequins

45. A rainbow reminds you of gay people sharing their lives with each other instead of GOD's loving promise never to drown all living things on the planet ever again

[Dead Dog]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Glory, you're learning then aren't you? When will you turn your entire life over to CHRIST and become a Baptist?

You've inspired me to add to my list:

1. What is wrong with sequins on a woman?
2. Personally I think women are by far inferior to men.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

1. What is wrong with sequins on a woman?
2. Personally I think women are by far inferior to men.

1. Sequins are for whores and disco balls. Which are for whores and queers.

2. Congratulations, we agree on something!!

[CeeKay]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Honest question here, no trolling about it...

How can you women of this faith live under these chauvinistic men!? Seriously, do you enjoy being treated like a house plant? I use house plant, because it's clear that they don't even treat you as good as their dogs...

Why do you allow yourselves to be treated so horribly??

You poor women...

Also, as I posted earlier, it's a proven FACT that women are better marksmen than men. Refute THAT fact with scripture, why don't ya?


- CK

[Dead Dog]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

1. Sequins are for whores and disco balls. Which are for whores and queers.

A few sequins can look nice. They make dresses sparkle.

[Bob4God]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Honest question here, no trolling about it...

How can you women of this faith live under these chauvinistic men!? Seriously, do you enjoy being treated like a house plant? I use house plant, because it's clear that they don't even treat you as good as their dogs...

Why do you allow yourselves to be treated so horribly??

You poor women...

Also, as I posted earlier, it's a proven FACT that women are better marksmen than men. Refute THAT fact with scripture, why don't ya?


- CK

They are happy to allow us menfolk to guide them because they understand the scripture and GOD's plan for them. Men are to rule over their women the way CHRIST rules over the church.

How can women be better marksmen than men when the word is marksmen? You must be a foolish little girl without a proper Christian man to instruct you.

So I suppose you think that women are better than men!?

Regarding sequins: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/sequins.mp3