[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Okay, I'll bite.

Who or what is "Wendy O'Williams?" Some drunken papist here to spread venereal disease and throw Molotov cocktails at us?

SECURITY!!!

She was an extremely ungodly punk rock singer in an awful band known as the Plasmatics. Click here Pastor for the whole tragic story. The Ladies of Landover should probably not follow the link. Wendy O. Williams was, shall we say, a woman of rather loose morals.

[Rev. Slug Von Furzi]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I wers told aboots thsi therad in skool 2 day.

i tink u shuld liten up on dese furs!

we r poepel 2!

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Who left the door open? The flies are coming in....

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I wers told aboots thsi therad in skool 2 day.

i tink u shuld liten up on dese furs!

we r poepel 2!

Oh NOES!

LOLCATZ is postin on Landover!





No, you can not has cheezburger.

[lern2bnormal]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

AHHHHHH

now that I have your attention...

You are wrong. You should not judge others, or groups of others. Try judging yourself, if anyone. Believe it or not, but YOU ARE NOT CLEAN. If you think you are. If you judge others, you are no christian. Mend your own ways before you tell others to. The message to me was quite clear:Furries are NOT wrong. And if I did get the wrong message, you are not to judge. That is the message I tell. That is all.


and this is to sum up this post:


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Im outta here.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

AHHHHHH

now that I have your attention...

You are wrong. You should not judge others, or groups of others. Try judging yourself, if anyone. Believe it or not, but YOU ARE NOT CLEAN. If you think you are. If you judge others, you are no christian. Mend your own ways before you tell others to. The message to me was quite clear:Furries are NOT wrong. And if I did get the wrong message, you are not to judge. That is the message I tell. That is all.

Could you provide Scriptural support for your bizarre and anti-Christian rant, Hellbound furry?

Thanks.

[Talitha]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I think he got the message wrong. Eh JJ?

[CeeKay]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Amusing. Quite amusing...

'Unsaved welcome!' is written on your banner... Yet you want to 'close the door,' because 'flies are coming in?'

GOD you Christians are amusing!

You're "willing to help," so long as they turn themselves over as sheep to your psychosis.

I find it absolutely TICKLING that you would tell each other to be 'good,' do 'good,' and follow 'the righteous path,' and yet you can't wait to spread hatred and fear among your community. HAH!

I also LOVE how you baptist types just hate the hell out of us fags... The BEST part about being gay, imo, is the look on your faces when I roll by your anti-gay protest, laughing my ass off at you guys. You get SO PISSED! And yet, when other gays walk by and get mad/saddened by your ignorance, you enjoy it! This is why I fight hatred with laughter, just as our lord and savior Jesus Christ had.

Seriously, I love you Christian types! You're so entertaining with your ignorance and elitism. Don't stop hating us, please! We LOVE good comedy!

Then hear this, you little pervert: God hates freaks who dress up in wierd clothes.

SO TRUE! Hey, POPE! Take off that hat, you look REDICULOUS!!!! And while we're at it, why do people wear those little white squares in their collars!? It's ridiculous looking! While we're at it, we need to teach all those people who play Mall Santas that they're sinning every year! Ohh, what about Halloween!? (Okay, most of you probably think it's the Devil's holiday anyway which isn't the case at all but you're too ignorant to go look anything up, you just like swallowing the garbage you're fed by the guy quoted below...) Oh, what about the guys in the Military!? That flak jacket really looks silly. And Camo? Sure, it's sexy, but not everyone can pull it off. And you've gotta accessorize more! You need MORE flashbangs around the torso area. Magazine pouches too. It's win-win! You get the fashion AND the ammunition capacity! Ooo oooo ooo!!! And the kids in the church plays too. Especially the one dressing up as Jesus/Baby Jesus! Come on, everyone KNOWS that robes and sandals are SO 2000 years ago!

Right off the top of my head, I can mention a "culture" that does exactly what you suggest. The Native Americans, commonly known as "American Injuns", dress up as various animals, claiming that they have animal "spirit guides". We True Christians™ know that they are being misled by demons, but they ignore our warnings.

You mean the same 'warnings' that tried forcing the culture out of them by BEATING THEM WHEN THEY SPOKE THEIR NATIVE TONGUE, EVEN WHEN THEY DIDN'T KNOW ANY OTHER LANGUAGE!? Or do you mean your crusades to deliver the gift of a warm blanket and a healthy dose of smallpox? Oh, wait, you were "doing God's work." That absolves you from any responsibility. Sorry, I forogt. Maybe I'll come over later and do some of "God's Work" upside your head with a baseball bat...

Judging by their situation -- crammed into tiny plots of worthless land where nothing can grow, subsisting on alcohol and insulin injections (because they're all fat drunks with diabetes), collecting welfare and generally educating themselves to the level of the average retarded -- I'd say GOD HATES INJUNS.

Wait, are you saying they CHOSE that land???

So.... What do you propose our 'final solution to the Indian problem' be, Brother Adolph?? Wait, what are you doing here?? Aren't you due at a cross burning somewhere? Don't forget that robe that makes you look like a sperm cell!!!!

Maybe you want to fornicate with other freaks in your fursuit, or maybe you just want to entertain and molest small children at parties.

There you go again, spewing slander and garbage... Let me show you where you've FAILED AS A CHRISTIAN...

He who conceals his hatred has lying lips, and whoever spreads slander is a fool.

Remember: Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks you're a tool...

Go ahead, look it up. Out of all the child molestation charges in the ENTIRE WORLD, NOT ONE has been a furry. Yet, PLENTY of them have been Christian... AND EVEN CATHOLIC PRIESTS!!!!!

Please, do the world a favor and shoot yourself, preferably in the stomach, and somewhere where you can lay for 3-5 days without being found so you can die a horrible and painful death. You honestly think that God would allow you into the Kingdom of Heaven with such HATRED in your heart as THAT!? Jesus tap-dancing Christ, dude! You're worse than an ISLAMIC TERRORIST!!!


- CK

A note to the moderators: If I get banned from this website because I'm gay, I will come back with DDoS attacks, and you won't have a website. The FIRST person you should be banning is Rev. M. Rodimer for his incredibly racist rant! Hell, you should be KICKING HIM OUT OF THE BAPTIST FAITH for that kind of racist garbage!!! I know I've already disowned him from the White Race.... Though, I've got a Native American friend here who would LOVE to meet him and show him around the Reservation.... Especially that one spot over beside the highway where that nice deep ditch is, right by that bridge that no one can see under....

[CeeKay]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

(Please don't ban me! This will actually be quite entertaining for a lot of people!)

[Talitha]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Did you realize that your threat to attack our Website contravenes Federal laws?
You may find it funny to come in here persecuting us. Jesus will find you in the end.

Now go away, I think I hear your Boyfriend calling you to get him a Beer from the Fridge.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I have forwrded the information to the DOF. This person should be getting a visit in the near future.

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Amusing. Quite amusing...

'Unsaved welcome!' is written on your banner... Yet you want to 'close the door,' because 'flies are coming in?'

You need to read it again, harlot! It QUITE clearly says, and I will SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU IN LARGE LETTERS
"UNSAVED UNWELCOME"
Please note the "U" and the "N" in front of the word "welcome".

[CeeKay]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Oops. Misread. My mistake.

Also, sorry about the DDoS thing... Blood boiled just a little too far I guess... :\


- CK

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I find it absolutely TICKLING that you would tell each other to be 'good,' do 'good,' and follow 'the righteous path,' Where, exactly, do you see any of us telling each other to follow a righteous path, be good, do good? You use quotes around those phrases, so please find some posts with us telling each other that and quote the ENTIRE sentence(s) the words/phrases are used in.

This is why I fight hatred with laughter, just as our lord and savior Jesus Christ had. Please back this up with scripture. Chapter and verse where Jesus laughed in someone's face for their hatred.


Maybe I'll come over later and do some of "God's Work" upside your head with a baseball bat... Go ahead. Be forewarned, however, our walls and our homes are all well-fortified with not only secular weapons, but by the Love of Jesus. He will make sure no harm comes to us.

[/b] Wait, are you saying they CHOSE that land???

Remember: Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks you're a tool... Jesus only loves those of us that are True Christians(tm) and we don't give a good rats' ass what you or the rest of the unsaved scum think. We have God and Baby Jesus on our side. Who do YOU have?

AND EVEN CATHOLIC PRIESTS!!!!!
Well, DUH!! We despise the Catlicks as much as we despise you.


A note to the moderators: If I get banned from this website because I'm gay, I will come back with DDoS attacks, and you won't have a website. The FIRST person you should be banning is Rev. M. Rodimer for his incredibly racist rant! Hell, you should be KICKING HIM OUT OF THE BAPTIST FAITH for that kind of racist garbage!!! I know I've already disowned him from the White Race.... Though, I've got a Native American friend here who would LOVE to meet him and show him around the Reservation.... Especially that one spot over beside the highway where that nice deep ditch is, right by that bridge that no one can see under....
Listen, pansy ass. You might be SO INCREDIBLY BORED that you have NOTHING better to do than sit around pounding away on a keyboard all day spouting your filth and bile on websites where you are not welcome, but some of us have REAL jobs besides just God's work. Why don't you do society a favor and jump off a high cliff with sharp rocks below?
Go ahead and send whatever bullshit psycho mumbo jumbo you think you know. Better/older/wiser than you have "attacked" us and simply gotten themselves expelled forever into the pits of Hell. You, apparently, will be next. Ta ta and lots of Jesus' LOVE to you!

[CeeKay]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Sorry, I didn't quite know the website before posting.

I figured that you were the standard Christian types, not the extremist crazypants types... (A men-only section with discussions like when to beat a woman or how they're inferior!? Wow...)

Usually, Christians tell each other to be kind and gentle to others, even in the face of adversity, as the passage about turning the other cheek explains. I didn't know you were the militant 'kill 'em all' type... Though, I thought Westboro Baptist had the copyright on this far right...

I didn't mean that Jesus actually laughed in someone's face, but he NEVER used violence or hatred in his journey.

I didn't mean I was actually going to try and find anyone to hit them with a baseball bat. I was being sarcastic.

Well, Jesus is kinda required to love you... It's part of the job. Poor guy. :\

At least we can agree on one thing... Catholicism is pretty amusing. :p What else do we agree on? Oh yeah! I like guns and Republicans and wanted to vote Paul even more after his racist papers came to light (even though they weren't nearly that racist). Who else likes guns and Republicans? C'mon, we've all got at least -something- in common...

(see previous post about the attack thing)

Also, I've jumped off of a high cliff with sharp rocks underneath. It was quite fun! You've no idea how fun those wingsuits are until you've flown at freefall speed past very jagged rocks.

How about for a church function, we all go out and go base-jumping with wingsuits? Come on, it'll be fun!


- CK