[Basilissa]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Also, while no Catholic Church would ever admit a furry in, i believe that Orthodox Churches may be more tolerant towards them, since they believe that Saint Christopher was a Dog-man.

Eww! Man, I just had breakfast, and you are making me look at something like that?!?

Anyway - thank you for confirming that the Orthodox (and by extension, that little sect which separated from them because of filioque) are hellbound pagans.

[Isabella White]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

The only answer that i can give to this question is: good people go to Heaven (and by good i mean thoose according to the Catholic tradition). However i've also seen some furries calling themselves Christian, so they may be good people (even tough i have yet to see a furry attending a Catholic Mass).

Oh, really, Mr. Rovagnati? Something tells me that you won't have to wait much longer to see those "furries" at your church.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Eww!

Did you notice it's wearing eye liner and cream or pale wheat toned eye shadow?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I've changed my mind: now i have the confirmation that people in fursuit can actually go to Heaven!

In the image below we have a man that dresses himself as a dolphin and does everything to fight the followers of Onan the Barbarian. He is known as Fappy, the anti-masturbation dolphin.






Unfortunately, it seems that he hasn't showed his faced on the Sinternet by years, therefore he is very likely dead. But, thanks to his work, he saved million of people from Hell, along with their unborn kids. Therefore, he deserves a place of honour in Heaven.


It is however pretty unfortunate that he will never come to Italy to help the Church stopping all those anti-life abominations, like abortion.

[handmaiden]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Why is it that I suspect that the person in the dolphin suit is actually a woman?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Fappy is the mascot of Stop Masturbation Now, an evangelical organization devoted to combating the sin of... you guessed it. Like Westboro, their theology is sound but their singleminded focus is a bit excessive. Churches who obsess over one sin to the exclusion of all others are the religious equivalent of autistics. Landover hates ALL sins and ALL sinners. Lonnie Childs is a good man and he despises masturbators with a ferocious passion, but there are so many other ungodly sinners in need of judgment and persecution. Polyester-wearers, abolitionists, tattoo-havers, astrologers, and, on topic, furries, need to know that Jesus Christ hates them just as much as homosexuals and masturbators.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

furries, need to know that Jesus Christ hates them just as much as homosexuals and masturbators.

Well, it depends on your point. There are some Christian examples like the one that i posted above, and pagan examples, like these:





Yes, we need to act like the Saint in this illustration at furries encounters.


However, it also appears that furrism has his roots in Paganism, since Vikings were raiding villages, wearing fursuits while being possessed. Therefore, something has to be done.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Well, it depends on your point. There are some Christian examples like the one that i posted above, and pagan examples, like these: [IMG]https://i.postimg.cc/g0VYjjf1/Kievskaya-psaltir-kinocefal.jpg[/IMG] Yes, we need to act like the Saint in this illustration at furries encounters. However, it also appears that furrism has his roots in Paganism, since Vikings were raiding villages, wearing fursuits while being possessed. Therefore, something has to be done. :rebuke:

What? Put your head in a goldfish bowl?