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Read the topic. I have to put some icy hot on my butthole. Was previously finger raped by a catholic doctor the other night.
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him?
Dear Friend,
The question is legitimate, but I must say that it wouldn't have taken too much effort from your part to shift your focus from your rectal romp to seeking the answer from the Bible. The answer is envy.
Acts 13:45
But when the Jews saw the multitudes, they were filled with envy, and spake against those things which were spoken by Paul, contradicting and blaspheming.
Acts 17:5
But the Jews which believed not, moved with envy, took unto them certain lewd fellows of the baser sort, and gathered a company, and set all the city on an uproar, and assaulted the house of Jason, and sought to bring them out to the people.
God can, however, deal with that!
Galatians 5:21
Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
It was a pleasure to help you but I should also mention that you should study Proverbs 19:15 most carefully.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him?
Youtube, please, but audio only, thanks.Originally posted by Bubba Buck View Post
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him?
Sorry to hear about your experiences there Bubba, but the cathylicks have had a long association with the anus - and I've always been surprised that Freud didn't pick up on it - but then again I (and you) digress.Originally posted by Bubba Buck View Post
One thing of important note, and despite widespread uninformed opinions to the contrary, Jesus was NOT a Jew.
You will find the definitive and scholarly sermon on the subject by our very own Pastor Zeke at the following link:
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him?
Thank you so much, Brother Bryan, for providing proper counsel to this fellow.Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
Perhaps you could also warn of the tingling sensations that result from applying IcyHot or other substances to one's --ahem--sensitive tissues? A cold bath and prayer are the best means of dealing with discomfort of the sort to which this person alludes.His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him?
I would think its rather common for Jews not to believe other Jews.Originally posted by Bubba Buck View PostComment
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him?
If you had bothered to read every thread on this forum started by aOriginally posted by Bubba Buck View Post
you would perhaps learn a thing or two about 
, life, and how to navigate your way through the sin-filled world out there. For example, so-called "doctors" are nothing but sodomite perverts. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=60758
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Why did You wanted to be finger raped by a cathlick? Do not say that you did not know it's a sin.Originally posted by Bubba Buck View Post
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him?
Jews don't believe in Santa Claus, does that mean Santa Clause is Jewish?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Clearly getting raped in your butt over and over and over again has clouded your mind. Jesus is an American! Jews are those who killed Jesus and who will all burn in the fires of Hell for all eternity for refusing to worship Jesus.Originally posted by Bubba Buck View Post
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