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[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Should I kill my Hunting Dog?

Keep the dog, euthanize the servants.

A good hunting dog is hard to find.

Exactly! House help can be found on the street corner a block away. But a good hunting dog takes time and dedication.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I kill my Hunting Dog?

Keep the dog, euthanize the servants.

A good hunting dog is hard to find.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should I kill my Hunting Dog?

Would it be an over-reaction to have the house help put down?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Should I kill my Hunting Dog?

I’m with Brother Nobar. I never did but get rid of one hound-dog – that was 50 years ago; I caught him in the act of consorting with the enemy.

[Nobar King]

Re: Should I kill my Hunting Dog?

I wonder where booger got that nasty habit? Probably from spending too much time with Jemima and Maria. I'd say get rid of the househelp and keep the dog. At least he'll be loyal until the end.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

I am so upset right now I just hardly know how to begin. Last night after dinner, I retired as per usual to my drawing room for some quiet contemplation before i retired for the evening. I was reclining in my favourite leather la-z-boy, the one with the ice chest built into the base, when I dozed off.
Booger, my loyal bloodhound , had managed to enter the house through the kitchen, and found me asleep.
I awoke with Boogers head up my dressing gown, his tongue performing unspeakable acts upon my genitalia. At this exact moment, Jemima and Maria, my 2 housemaids, walked past the drawing room door and witnessed the singularly most humiliating and third most disgusting incident of my entire life.
I am in a quandary. Do I fire my housemaids and hope they keep their mouths shut, or are more drastic measures required?
Or, do I have Booger put down (euthanised), and have him replaced?
What does the Bible say to do in this instance? Good hunting dogs are worth their weight in gold, as are domestics.
I'm too upset to even read the Bible right now. Please Help.