[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

This is exactly what Jesus wants you to do (assuming you aren't lying, and you don't exactly have a spotless record in this regard). We women are so dumb we are practically helpless without the guidance of our men.

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

It just so happens I've found a new beau, after I broke up with Jesus. And he's black. He can take on my scrawny ex (or exes I should say, there's been a string) any day.


What does the Bible say about rendering old laws null if better offers come along?

[Basilissa]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

So according to the Bible, I would have to track down my ex who not only violated me during our time of marriage, but also nearly left me penniless in the divorce, and ask that we wed again, just to fulfill some Biblical law?

This is exactly what Jesus wants you to do (assuming you aren't lying, and you don't exactly have a spotless record in this regard). We women are so dumb we are practically helpless without the guidance of our men.

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

It's dangerously easy (especially under the anonymity of the internet) to throw accusations which are impossible to either prove or disprove.

Otherwise, you should marry your rapist (Deuteronomy 22:28-29). Of course, if he was your husband at the time then he didn't rape you but just exercised his marital (not martial) privileges.

So according to the Bible, I would have to track down my ex who not only violated me during our time of marriage, but also nearly left me penniless in the divorce, and ask that we wed again, just to fulfill some Biblical law?

[Basilissa]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

No one deserves to be raped. I would know, as it happened to me once.

Yes, me too.


The sad thing is, the perpetrator is so often some one you know. In this case, it was Mr. Hoaring, my ex-husband.

It's dangerously easy (especially under the anonymity of the internet) to throw accusations which are impossible to either prove or disprove.

If you are lying, this verse applies to you:

Proverbs 19:5 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall not escape.

Otherwise, you should marry your rapist (Deuteronomy 22:28-29). Of course, if he was your husband at the time then he didn't rape you but just exercised his marital (not martial) privileges.

[Didymus Much]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

No one deserves to be raped. I would know, as it happened to me once...

Bullshit.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

No one deserves to be raped. I would know, as it happened to me once.

Yes, me too.


The sad thing is, the perpetrator is so often some one you know. In this case, it was Mr. Hoaring, my ex-husband.

[handmaiden]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

. . .Its a martial aid I guess for lack of a better term.

What, like nunchuks or something?

Nope...its supposed to adorne a woman's vagina and depending how it's designed provide increased sexual pleasure For the woman. I have at least two and they're not supposed to be worn outside of the house (not that I would anyway...piffle bikinis).

[Sigh] You missed Mr. Much's point. A "martial" aid would be a device used in the practice of the martial arts--hence, the nunchuks reference. What you meant to convey is that the item in question is a "marital" aid, i.e. a standard euphemism for paraphernalia used to enhance sexual pleasure.


For possible future reference, if you are under attack by Indians, you want to call in the cavalry. If you are under attack by Satan, you want to call on Calvary.

[Megan1993]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

What, like nunchuks or something?

Nope...its supposed to adorne a woman's vagina and depending how it's designed provide increased sexual pleasure For the woman. I have at least two and they're not supposed to be worn outside of the house (not that I would anyway...fuck bikinis).

[Didymus Much]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

...Its a martial aid I guess for lack of a better term...

What, like nunchuks or something?

[Megan1993]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

Brother Nobar, just one clarifying question in case I run into one of these decorative objects whilst preaching on a beach (I wish to be prepared to harden myself in advance for any encounters). Is the thingy supposed to hang from the dairy-related parts of the female anatomy not too unlike depicted in the verse below...?

Song of Solomon 8:10
I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.

...or is it supposed to dangle from the piece of cloth covering the dreaded lower female orifice, which would cause an effect very familiar to those of us who are well-educated with the Bible?

Proverbs 11:22
As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

*Facepalm*


That isn't supposed to be worn in public.... that's ahem what's the most polite way to say this? Bc I would get an inbox scolding.Its a martial aid I guess for lack of a better term. It's intended use if for pleasure not luring men into a rapey frenzy.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

Sometimes I really understand why in Iran or somewhere the woman put a tent all round them. Because it is really annoying for a man to concentrate on God when women try to be sexy. You could actually say women have a competition with God to who gets more attention from men. But the thing is God deserves all the attention because He is the creator of the universe. All women can create are pies and chocolate cakes. It is extremly offensive that women think they should even try to get more attention then God.

[Nobar King]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

I think it's supposed to hang from her cooter.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

This thing is called a bodivas chain and you are supposed to dangle it from your bikini to allure men:

Don't be surprised if you get raped.

Brother Nobar, just one clarifying question in case I run into one of these decorative objects whilst preaching on a beach (I wish to be prepared to harden myself in advance for any encounters). Is the thingy supposed to hang from the dairy-related parts of the female anatomy not too unlike depicted in the verse below...?

Song of Solomon 8:10
I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.

...or is it supposed to dangle from the piece of cloth covering the dreaded lower female orifice, which would cause an effect very familiar to those of us who are well-educated with the Bible?

Proverbs 11:22
As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Nobar King]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

This thing is called a bodivas chain and you are supposed to dangle it from your bikini to allure men:

Don't be surprised if you get raped.

[Aristotle]

Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped

You just want to find excuse and wash your hands for raping girls..

James would not do that, but if he did, at least he would follow the BIBLE(KJV) and take her on as one of his wives:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (King James Version)

28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;

29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.