[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

...but as I said, I'm trying to get out of the business.

Don't try to quit. Just quit! Jesus wants to see some commitment!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

This thread is about "Advice for marital bliss". I haven't heard much of that.

I'm curious about one thing, and maybe you cyclists can answer me this question: Do couples who ride together stay together?

Do you prefer to ride on the same motorcycle, or separate ones?

Separate, my Sportster has a rigid mount engine. She prefers that

[Original Gothster]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

You seem like a positively charming repository of other people's sperm and all the viruses that accompany it. Do you want to solve your problems or are you here to seek some sort of acceptance from us, a group of Christians who lead clean lives.

Even if you don't abandon your lifestyle in favor of accepting Christ, I would think you would do so simply upon the realization that, in point of fact, you were not a very successful whore, either. Once it became obvious that you were a second-rate fellatrix, why didn't you take up typing or something?

I am here to clean up my act. But I can't do it overnight. I'm not even done reading the Bible yet! Jeez, gimme a break!

And I was not a "second-rate fellatrix" pal. I could suck a golf ball through half a mile of garden hose, if you know what I mean! I'm just getting a little long in the tooth for my old line of work.

OG do you think you are the second coming of Mary Magdeline or something ?

She's from the Bible, right? That whore that Jesus hung with. I'm don't know Jesus like she did, but I'm working on it.

Look why don't go get lesbian then, since when you have a boyfriend it's normal that he'll say that you are his love of his life, when all guys who say this are liars then nobody will ever have a good relationship anymore
It's not my fault that you had shitty relationships, but that doesn't mean that they are ALL the same

He says I'm the love of his life yes, we promised eachother not to leave eachother, No he doesn't make up stupid excuses not to marry me, we are making plans for it
And he don't has to ask for Bj's because I'll give them just because I like it and no he does not roll over afterwards, he will hug me and hold me tight and then we will fall asleep together

Maybe I'm half your age, but believe me when I say I had my troubles and worries already, if not for my boyfriend I might have ended up the same as you, here go and say once more he is a dick, because he is the greatest guy I've ever met !!!

Listen Frenchy, how does a person "go get lesbian" exactly? I've done my share of chicks, I even still have a client who likes to see me with other girls, but as I said, I'm trying to get out of the business.

And as far as your man and BJ's are concerned, as soon as you finish him, it's his turn to do you! Shove his head down there and tell him to get to work! It's the least he could do!

[Nobar King]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

This thread is about "Advice for marital bliss". I haven't heard much of that.

I'm curious about one thing, and maybe you cyclists can answer me this question: Do couples who ride together stay together?

Do you prefer to ride on the same motorcycle, or separate ones?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Or when Zeke gets tired of bears.

Beers? What Godly True Christian(tm) man would ever get tired of beers?

In moderation, of course.

Surely you don't think they'll wait until Pastor Zeke tires of beers!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Oh, I know enough about the bible.

Hey, I don't care how much of a bible thumper you are or aren't. If you want to be a good little xtian boy, go nuts. Doesn't affect my life in the slightest.

*Sheeeeesh*

Can we get back on topic now please?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Uh uh, I don't think so, even your bible doesn't back you up:

Proverbs 3:35 The wise shall inherit glory: but shame shall be the promotion of fools.

And seeing your username you are, by your own beliefs, doomed.

Now seeing as I don't believe in either the christian religion or the bible, I personally just think you're a card short of the deck.

What do you know about the Bible? Besides, I can't control what the Administrators call me. Take it up with them. If I'm to be Saved© fine. If I'm damned fine. All according to the will of Jesus.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Are you delusional? Just look at my avatar. I'm a Godly White man, not some pie-stealing nigra. Those demons have you blinded, woman.

Uh uh, I don't think so, even your bible doesn't back you up:

Proverbs 3:35 The wise shall inherit glory: but shame shall be the promotion of fools.

And seeing your username you are, by your own beliefs, doomed.

Now seeing as I don't believe in either the christian religion or the bible, I personally just think you're a card short of the deck.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Are you delusional? Just look at my avatar. I'm a Godly White man, not some pie-stealing nigra. Those demons have you blinded, woman.

You tell 'em boy.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

You know, all the extra effort isn't necessary. Your nose couldn't possibly get any browner. *Snicker*

Are you delusional? Just look at my avatar. I'm a Godly White man, not some pie-stealing nigra. Those demons have you blinded, woman.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

What are you talking about? Stop spreading rumors about that Godly man, or you'll end up where I was...and you don't want to be there. I tried the same thing, and did it work? No. He came through those trials twice the man of God he was (if that's possible). It's useless and you'll only bring the wrath of God and the moderators upon yourself. Get lost, witch.

You know, all the extra effort isn't necessary. Your nose couldn't possibly get any browner. *Snicker*

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Or when Zeke gets tired of bears.

What are you talking about? Stop spreading rumors about that Godly man, or you'll end up where I was...and you don't want to be there. I tried the same thing, and did it work? No. He came through those trials twice the man of God he was (if that's possible). It's useless and you'll only bring the wrath of God and the moderators upon yourself. Get lost, witch.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

I SAID, "Check and Mate"

Too late.

Or when Zeke gets tired of bears.

Well, she might be waiting a while.....

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

I hate to see all that jealousy you spout in this Forum... it is not these good Christians' fault that your husband keeps you unsatisfied, woman, give it a rest, go take a cold bath or something. Pastor Ezekiel and sister Thumper will get married when the LORD tells them to, no before.

Or when Zeke gets tired of bears.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

You would know about that, wouldn't you? How long have you and Zeke been engaged? 4 years?

How dare you insult Pastor Ezekiel and Sister Thumper. Damned uppity witch.