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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Frankly I don't know why she even bothers to wash, scrub, cook and clean for her live-in boyfriend. He isn't a Christian, he's just the guy who fornicates with her. He could leave any day and there's nothing she could say about it, because legally she's not his wife. She's just his whore and maid.

    If he doesn't even care enough to marry her, why is she knocking herself out to please him?

    Sounds to me like they are emotionally and spiritually married, they just have opted not to put it on paper.

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  • Remy Lebeau
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    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    and a woman is in no way inferior to a man.
    I could lift you over my head and use you as a weight; doing at least 12 repetitions. I doubt you could say the same. Therefore, I am superior to you. And that is only in one respect. Even your secular lieberal elitist atheist sensibilities would have to concur with that.

    Check and Mate.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Frankly I don't know why she even bothers to wash, scrub, cook and clean for her live-in boyfriend. He isn't a Christian, he's just the guy who fornicates with her. He could leave any day and there's nothing she could say about it, because legally she's not his wife. She's just his whore and maid.

    If he doesn't even care enough to marry her, why is she knocking herself out to please him?

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  • Juliette
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    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    LOL, I'm not going to say what I got. But, my other half hasn't kicked me out yet, so I can't be all that bad. Bwahahaha, things sure were different back then...


    I agree with Callisto. You seem like a nice enough person, why let a set of outdated beliefs tell you what you can and can't be? Only you can decide what you can and can't be, and a woman is in no way inferior to a man.

    Yes, I know what the land-ovarians are going to say to that. I'll probably get called a man hating feminazi something or other, but the point is, that to live your life based on standards like this test, or like the bible, is not really living your life.

    The bible (well, the various bits and pieces of it) was written a long time ago by barbaric tribes who believed that it was ok to stone a child who wet the bed (I think that's somewhere in there). Is that really the kind of guidebook by which you'd want to live your life?
    Don't listen to those heathens Libra.

    It is your duty to serve your man, please him and be his baby oven.

    It's all there in the Godly KJV bible you just discovered.

    Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


    And even if he disciplines you know and then, that isn't so bad when you truly love him.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    LOL, I'm not going to say what I got. But, my other half hasn't kicked me out yet, so I can't be all that bad. Bwahahaha, things sure were different back then...

    Originally posted by Libra View Post
    I had a score of 47 on the test, not so bad actually
    I'm average
    I agree with Callisto. You seem like a nice enough person, why let a set of outdated beliefs tell you what you can and can't be? Only you can decide what you can and can't be, and a woman is in no way inferior to a man.

    Yes, I know what the land-ovarians are going to say to that. I'll probably get called a man hating feminazi something or other, but the point is, that to live your life based on standards like this test, or like the bible, is not really living your life.

    The bible (well, the various bits and pieces of it) was written a long time ago by barbaric tribes who believed that it was ok to stone a child who wet the bed (I think that's somewhere in there). Is that really the kind of guidebook by which you'd want to live your life?

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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

    Originally posted by Callisto View Post
    Well I never!!!

    Not for a buck fifty anyway.
    Well, at least we have established your principles, now it's only a matter of establishing your price.

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  • Ammiel Habakuk
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    Originally posted by Callisto View Post
    Well I never!!!

    Not for a buck fifty anyway.
    I'm sure you're happy giving it away for free.

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  • Callisto
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    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    Since you are obviously a street prostitute that makes sense.
    Well I never!!!

    Not for a buck fifty anyway.

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Since you are obviously a street prostitute that makes sense.

    Originally posted by Callisto View Post
    Based on the men I've known? A buck fifty, and that's being generous.

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  • Callisto
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    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    A woman is worth 50 sheckels, what's the going rate for a man?
    Based on the men I've known? A buck fifty, and that's being generous.

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  • eliot mayfield
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    Originally posted by Callisto View Post
    Oh Libra. I've read your posts and I worry about you. Please don't let Christianity drag you down. I won't try to convince you that God doesn't exist, but you have worth as a woman. Whether you believe in God or not is irrelevant, just know that the Bible was written by men securing male power. If God is real, he wouldn't have given us intelligence and free will only to make us subordinate to men! Don't let anyone EVER tell you that you are worth less for being a woman or that your only reason to exist is to be some guy's housekeeper and baby oven!
    A woman is worth 50 sheckels, what's the going rate for a man?

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  • Callisto
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    Originally posted by Libra View Post
    I had a score of 47 on the test, not so bad actually
    I'm average
    Oh Libra. I've read your posts and I worry about you. Please don't let Christianity drag you down. I won't try to convince you that God doesn't exist, but you have worth as a woman. Whether you believe in God or not is irrelevant, just know that the Bible was written by men securing male power. If God is real, he wouldn't have given us intelligence and free will only to make us subordinate to men! Don't let anyone EVER tell you that you are worth less for being a woman or that your only reason to exist is to be some guy's housekeeper and baby oven!

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  • Lithium
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    I had a score of 47 on the test, not so bad actually
    I'm average

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Sigh... Crotch why do you continue to persecute your poor husband. Just because all True Christian™ Men are all hung to their knees is not an excuse to vent your frustration.

    Perhaps if you were able to realize your true place as God has commanded instead of chaining his sorry ass in the bedroom you be able to realize that miracles indeed do happen.

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    We believe in EQUALITY!!! He pees all over his testicles if he stands up so he has to sit down when he goes behind the bushes. There is nothing wrong with having a small penis. He is very much a real man and he loves me dearly. Old Perv Hatchet just said that it's the testicles that matter and not the penis size. You wouldn't want to contradict another TC would you?

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  • Jean Poole
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    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    I am not a man
    Are you sure, Crotchface? Because you force your husband to cater to your every whim, like making you dinner and ironing your clothes. No wonder he is such a limp-handed sissy. Give me a True Christian™ like my Bill, he knows what a hand is for! It is for doing his Manly work, reading his Bible, and spanking his wife and kids! Your excuse for a husband merely flits around waving a teatowel. Absolutely shocking.

    Well, God will judge you Crotchface. He made a place for women, and that is under men! By trying to usurp authority, you are weaving your own handbasket to hell!

    Read these passages and THINK FOR YOURSELF! Why can't you sickulars do that?

    Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

    1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
    1st Timothy 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
    1st Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

    Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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