[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Don't listen to these Heathens girl! Your only hope is to become a True Christian™. You must marry this man and make him become a True Christian first! Bring him to us that we may show him the errors of his ways! You're bound for Hell unless you marry a True Christian™ man, and none of us here will have you, as you are currently a wanton slut popping out bastards left and right!

You MUST get your "boyfriend" to join this forum, he must learn the ways of LBC and strive and pray his Queeropean behind off to become a True Christian™.

Only then will you have a chance at the Kingdom of God! Bring him to us!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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He asked me to marry him 2 years ago so ... then I got pregnant and such so I'm still waiting for that day to come

That makes sense. You were going to do the closest you have come to the "right" thing by marrying the man you were fornicating with, but then you got pregnant so instead of rushing the nuptials like anyone striving for the barest decency would do, you choose instead to be an unwed mother and bring forth a bastard child, cursing your grandchildren for generations.

[Juliette]

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But I KNOW that what we have is a good relationship between two people who truly love eachother
I have enough proof for that

I hope for you it's scripture - based proof or you'll be in trouble when facing HIM.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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The bible (well, the various bits and pieces of it) was written a long time ago by barbaric tribes who believed that it was ok to stone a child who wet the bed (I think that's somewhere in there). Is that really the kind of guidebook by which you'd want to live your life?

Oh, come now, Hellmouth. The Bible says no such thing. In fact, bedwetting isn't mentioned at all.

What it SAYS is:

18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

Really, now. Read the Bible before telling us what it says!

I was raised Catholic (NO I did NOT worship Mary) so I really do believe that there is a God, but I do not agree with the KJV bible that he is so mean and hatefull towards people that are different, I often told my opinion on a lot of threads. And as mentioned before the bible was written a long long time ago, things have changed (although God didn't)

While your submissive lifestyle is indeed appropriate to a Christian woman, I must take issue with this comment of yours.

You were raised Catholic, and you believe in God, but you do not believe the Bible.

The Bible is God's Word, dear.

God is all-powerful and all-knowing. If He saw that His book had been corrupted, would He not fix it, instead of allowing people to be led to damnation?

Of course He would!

So the Bible is His perfect Word.

If your daughter, for example, were found not to be a virgin on her wedding night (as demonstrated by a lack of bleeding during intercourse), and her husband reports it:

13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,

14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:

15 Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:

16 And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;

17 And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.

18 And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;

19 And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.

20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:

21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

See? According to God, destroying a woman's reputation is worth 100 shekels (though raping her is worth 50 and gets you married to her). But not being a virgin on your wedding night? DEATH!

Remember that, and hope that your boyfriend doesn't declare you not a virgin on YOUR wedding night!

[Juliette]

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That's the most important thing.

Listen harlot,

she came here in need of True Christian advice. That doesn't include you.

[Original Gothster]

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Huh it's nothing like that, we just don't are in a hurry to get in front of the altar
I know that he will stay with me out of small things, if I really am his "toy" why would he want to have a child ? It's not that our daughter was an accident
And sex is not the most important part of our relationship, he's not demanding in any way so that is not a reason to stay with me neither
That's all about this subject I'm going to tell
But I KNOW that what we have is a good relationship between two people who truly love eachother
I have enough proof for that

Proof? Like what?

Did he promise not to leave you?
Heard that.

Did he tell you're the love of his life?
Heard that too.

Does he have stupid excuses for not marrying you?
Heard them all.

Does he ask for BJ's and then roll over and go the sleep when you finish?
Been there, hate that!

Until there's a ring on your finger, you're a live-in hooker/maid/cook! Wake up and smell the reality Libra!

[Ammiel Habakuk]

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Proof? Like what?

Did he promise not to leave you?
Heard that.

Did he tell you're the love of his life?
Heard that too.

Does he have stupid excuses for not marrying you?
Heard them all.

Does he ask for BJ's and then roll over and go the sleep when you finish?
Been there, hate that!

Until there's a ring on your finger, you're a live-in hooker/maid/cook! Wake up and smell the reality Libra!

Oh, you poor, sad, pathetic harlot, That's what you get for disobeying GOD and engaging in premarital sex. And I'm sure it has happened to you quite a bit. Are you fat, Gothster? No one wants to marry a fat harlot, you know?

[Original Gothster]

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Oh, you poor, sad, pathetic harlot, That's what you get for disobeying GOD and engaging in premarital sex. And I'm sure it has happened to you quite a bit. Are you fat, Gothster? No one wants to marry a fat harlot, you know?

Check my profile page dick. And I've lost about 25 lbs. since then. Hep C will do that.

And I didn't disobey God, I had no idea there was one, until recently. I used to think it was a fairy tale, like Santa or the Easter Bunny. But then I found this place, and God seems like a invisible pimp in the sky.

Yeah, his rules are harsh, yeah it's hard to figure out what he wants, and yeah he might just kill you if you cross him. But like any good Daddy, he rewards his girls with everything they could ever need.

In my case, it's the hope that I can quit junk and quit whoring, with a bonus of getting to live forever in Heaven. So go piffle yourself if you don't like me, I got my own shit to worry about!

[ExGay Alex]

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You seem like a positively charming repository of other people's sperm and all the viruses that accompany it. Do you want to solve your problems or are you here to seek some sort of acceptance from us, a group of Christians who lead clean lives.

Even if you don't abandon your lifestyle in favor of accepting Christ, I would think you would do so simply upon the realization that, in point of fact, you were not a very successful whore, either. Once it became obvious that you were a second-rate fellatrix, why didn't you take up typing or something?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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OG do you think you are the second coming of Mary Magdeline or something ?

[Lithium]

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Proof? Like what?

Did he promise not to leave you?
Heard that.

Did he tell you're the love of his life?
Heard that too.

Does he have stupid excuses for not marrying you?
Heard them all.

Does he ask for BJ's and then roll over and go the sleep when you finish?
Been there, hate that!

Until there's a ring on your finger, you're a live-in hooker/maid/cook! Wake up and smell the reality Libra!

Look why don't go get lesbian then, since when you have a boyfriend it's normal that he'll say that you are his love of his life, when all guys who say this are liars then nobody will ever have a good relationship anymore
It's not my fault that you had shitty relationships, but that doesn't mean that they are ALL the same

He says I'm the love of his life yes, we promised eachother not to leave eachother, No he doesn't make up stupid excuses not to marry me, we are making plans for it
And he don't has to ask for Bj's because I'll give them just because I like it and no he does not roll over afterwards, he will hug me and hold me tight and then we will fall asleep together

Maybe I'm half your age, but believe me when I say I had my troubles and worries already, if not for my boyfriend I might have ended up the same as you, here go and say once more he is a dick, because he is the greatest guy I've ever met !!!

[Nobar King]

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He is the greatest guy I've ever met !!!

Except that he won't marry you.

[Lithium]

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Except that he won't marry you.

We will marry how many times do I have to repeat that , I'm wearing an engagementring and we both wear the same couple ring

[Juliette]

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We will marry how many times do I have to repeat that , I'm wearing an engagementring and we both wear the same couple ring

So right now you're living in sin harlot. Jesus will not like that. And you will burn for that.

God doesn't care how much you like that guy or of yours or the other way round. He wants you to follow His word. His entire word. And that's the Bible.
You're not the kind of sissy-wissy people believing God and baby Jesus are full of love aren't you?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Except that he won't marry you.

Now, now dear Brother, let's not be hasty. Some men just take longer than others.