[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Now, now dear Brother, let's not be hasty. Some men just take longer than others.

You would know about that, wouldn't you? How long have you and Zeke been engaged? 4 years?

[Ammiel Habakuk]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

You would know about that, wouldn't you? How long have you and Zeke been engaged? 4 years?

I hate to see all that jealousy you spout in this Forum... it is not these good Christians' fault that your husband keeps you unsatisfied, woman, give it a rest, go take a cold bath or something. Pastor Ezekiel and sister Thumper will get married when the LORD tells them to, no before.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Maybe I personally couldn't, but that doesn't mean that no woman could. Have you seen some of the female athletes around?

I SAID, "Check and Mate"

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

You would know about that, wouldn't you? How long have you and Zeke been engaged? 4 years?

How dare you insult Pastor Ezekiel and Sister Thumper. Damned uppity witch.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

I hate to see all that jealousy you spout in this Forum... it is not these good Christians' fault that your husband keeps you unsatisfied, woman, give it a rest, go take a cold bath or something. Pastor Ezekiel and sister Thumper will get married when the LORD tells them to, no before.

Or when Zeke gets tired of bears.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

I SAID, "Check and Mate"

Too late.

Or when Zeke gets tired of bears.

Well, she might be waiting a while.....

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Or when Zeke gets tired of bears.

What are you talking about? Stop spreading rumors about that Godly man, or you'll end up where I was...and you don't want to be there. I tried the same thing, and did it work? No. He came through those trials twice the man of God he was (if that's possible). It's useless and you'll only bring the wrath of God and the moderators upon yourself. Get lost, witch.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

What are you talking about? Stop spreading rumors about that Godly man, or you'll end up where I was...and you don't want to be there. I tried the same thing, and did it work? No. He came through those trials twice the man of God he was (if that's possible). It's useless and you'll only bring the wrath of God and the moderators upon yourself. Get lost, witch.

You know, all the extra effort isn't necessary. Your nose couldn't possibly get any browner. *Snicker*

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

You know, all the extra effort isn't necessary. Your nose couldn't possibly get any browner. *Snicker*

Are you delusional? Just look at my avatar. I'm a Godly White man, not some pie-stealing nigra. Those demons have you blinded, woman.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Are you delusional? Just look at my avatar. I'm a Godly White man, not some pie-stealing nigra. Those demons have you blinded, woman.

You tell 'em boy.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Are you delusional? Just look at my avatar. I'm a Godly White man, not some pie-stealing nigra. Those demons have you blinded, woman.

Uh uh, I don't think so, even your bible doesn't back you up:

Proverbs 3:35 The wise shall inherit glory: but shame shall be the promotion of fools.

And seeing your username you are, by your own beliefs, doomed.

Now seeing as I don't believe in either the christian religion or the bible, I personally just think you're a card short of the deck.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Uh uh, I don't think so, even your bible doesn't back you up:

Proverbs 3:35 The wise shall inherit glory: but shame shall be the promotion of fools.

And seeing your username you are, by your own beliefs, doomed.

Now seeing as I don't believe in either the christian religion or the bible, I personally just think you're a card short of the deck.

What do you know about the Bible? Besides, I can't control what the Administrators call me. Take it up with them. If I'm to be Saved© fine. If I'm damned fine. All according to the will of Jesus.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Oh, I know enough about the bible.

Hey, I don't care how much of a bible thumper you are or aren't. If you want to be a good little xtian boy, go nuts. Doesn't affect my life in the slightest.

*Sheeeeesh*

Can we get back on topic now please?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

Or when Zeke gets tired of bears.

Beers? What Godly True Christian(tm) man would ever get tired of beers?

In moderation, of course.

Surely you don't think they'll wait until Pastor Zeke tires of beers!!

[Nobar King]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

This thread is about "Advice for marital bliss". I haven't heard much of that.

I'm curious about one thing, and maybe you cyclists can answer me this question: Do couples who ride together stay together?

Do you prefer to ride on the same motorcycle, or separate ones?