[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

It doesn't matter if he sits down to pee.

Disgusting! And he calls himself a man?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Disgusting! And he calls himself a man?

We believe in EQUALITY!!! He pees all over his testicles if he stands up so he has to sit down when he goes behind the bushes. There is nothing wrong with having a small penis. He is very much a real man and he loves me dearly. Old Perv Hatchet just said that it's the testicles that matter and not the penis size. You wouldn't want to contradict another TC would you?

[SUV]

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Gambling is a sin,Remy.

So is being neegroe. Read about the Curse of Ham in your King James Version, 1611, Holy Bible.

Brother Remy is an honorary White Man now, but just look at.....you!!!

[Jean Poole]

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I am not a man

Are you sure, Crotchface? Because you force your husband to cater to your every whim, like making you dinner and ironing your clothes. No wonder he is such a limp-handed sissy. Give me a True Christian™ like my Bill, he knows what a hand is for! It is for doing his Manly work, reading his Bible, and spanking his wife and kids! Your excuse for a husband merely flits around waving a teatowel. Absolutely shocking.

Well, God will judge you Crotchface. He made a place for women, and that is under men! By trying to usurp authority, you are weaving your own handbasket to hell!

Read these passages and THINK FOR YOURSELF! Why can't you sickulars do that?

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1st Timothy 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
1st Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Sigh... Crotch why do you continue to persecute your poor husband. Just because all True Christian™ Men are all hung to their knees is not an excuse to vent your frustration.

Perhaps if you were able to realize your true place as God has commanded instead of chaining his sorry ass in the bedroom you be able to realize that miracles indeed do happen.

We believe in EQUALITY!!! He pees all over his testicles if he stands up so he has to sit down when he goes behind the bushes. There is nothing wrong with having a small penis. He is very much a real man and he loves me dearly. Old Perv Hatchet just said that it's the testicles that matter and not the penis size. You wouldn't want to contradict another TC would you?

[Lithium]

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I had a score of 47 on the test, not so bad actually
I'm average

[Callisto]

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I had a score of 47 on the test, not so bad actually
I'm average

Oh Libra. I've read your posts and I worry about you. Please don't let Christianity drag you down. I won't try to convince you that God doesn't exist, but you have worth as a woman. Whether you believe in God or not is irrelevant, just know that the Bible was written by men securing male power. If God is real, he wouldn't have given us intelligence and free will only to make us subordinate to men! Don't let anyone EVER tell you that you are worth less for being a woman or that your only reason to exist is to be some guy's housekeeper and baby oven!

[eliot mayfield]

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Oh Libra. I've read your posts and I worry about you. Please don't let Christianity drag you down. I won't try to convince you that God doesn't exist, but you have worth as a woman. Whether you believe in God or not is irrelevant, just know that the Bible was written by men securing male power. If God is real, he wouldn't have given us intelligence and free will only to make us subordinate to men! Don't let anyone EVER tell you that you are worth less for being a woman or that your only reason to exist is to be some guy's housekeeper and baby oven!

A woman is worth 50 sheckels, what's the going rate for a man?

[Callisto]

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A woman is worth 50 sheckels, what's the going rate for a man?

Based on the men I've known? A buck fifty, and that's being generous.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Since you are obviously a street prostitute that makes sense.

Based on the men I've known? A buck fifty, and that's being generous.

[Callisto]

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Since you are obviously a street prostitute that makes sense.

Well I never!!!

Not for a buck fifty anyway.

[Ammiel Habakuk]

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Well I never!!!

Not for a buck fifty anyway.

I'm sure you're happy giving it away for free.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Well I never!!!

Not for a buck fifty anyway.

Well, at least we have established your principles, now it's only a matter of establishing your price.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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LOL, I'm not going to say what I got. But, my other half hasn't kicked me out yet, so I can't be all that bad. Bwahahaha, things sure were different back then...

I had a score of 47 on the test, not so bad actually
I'm average

I agree with Callisto. You seem like a nice enough person, why let a set of outdated beliefs tell you what you can and can't be? Only you can decide what you can and can't be, and a woman is in no way inferior to a man.

Yes, I know what the land-ovarians are going to say to that. I'll probably get called a man hating feminazi something or other, but the point is, that to live your life based on standards like this test, or like the bible, is not really living your life.

The bible (well, the various bits and pieces of it) was written a long time ago by barbaric tribes who believed that it was ok to stone a child who wet the bed (I think that's somewhere in there). Is that really the kind of guidebook by which you'd want to live your life?

[Juliette]

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LOL, I'm not going to say what I got. But, my other half hasn't kicked me out yet, so I can't be all that bad. Bwahahaha, things sure were different back then...


I agree with Callisto. You seem like a nice enough person, why let a set of outdated beliefs tell you what you can and can't be? Only you can decide what you can and can't be, and a woman is in no way inferior to a man.

Yes, I know what the land-ovarians are going to say to that. I'll probably get called a man hating feminazi something or other, but the point is, that to live your life based on standards like this test, or like the bible, is not really living your life.

The bible (well, the various bits and pieces of it) was written a long time ago by barbaric tribes who believed that it was ok to stone a child who wet the bed (I think that's somewhere in there). Is that really the kind of guidebook by which you'd want to live your life?

Don't listen to those heathens Libra.

It is your duty to serve your man, please him and be his baby oven.

It's all there in the Godly KJV bible you just discovered.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

And even if he disciplines you know and then, that isn't so bad when you truly love him.