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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #16
    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    So your god prefers a unibrow?
    If God has been pleased to give you a unibrow, then obviously, that's what He wants you to have.
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    • Off Base
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      • Sep 2008
      • 116

      #17
      Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
      If God has been pleased to give you a unibrow, then obviously, that's what He wants you to have.
      God seems pretty darn pleased to give me hairy armpits and hairy legs. Is it a sin to shave those, too?
      Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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      • God Hates Me
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2008
        • 72

        #18
        Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

        Originally posted by Off Base View Post
        God seems pretty darn pleased to give me hairy armpits and hairy legs. Is it a sin to shave those, too?
        Of course its a sin! since you're not born with air in your lungs GOD doesnt intent people to even breathe! so breathing is a sin too... alot of people need to stop breathing, say put their heads in a bucket filled with water to stop the sin that is BREATHING!

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        • christain-goth
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          • Aug 2008
          • 102

          #19
          Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

          Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
          Since you are a Goth, I don't see why it matters. Get a 666 tattoo or maybe even this one, because you have already chosen to ignore Jesus' love by practicing a false and evil religion.
          Nah I don't believe in Satan.

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          • Captain_Asshat
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            • Sep 2008
            • 97

            #20
            Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

            Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
            Oh captain Asshat, you are clearly oblivious as to what the Bible says. NO markings upon your body whatsoever!
            Uuuhh lets look at Zeke's post again...

            Leviticus 19:28 says "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord."

            Yep, I'm pretty sure that means 'dude, don't let dead folks tattoo you!!!'. That means 'zombies', right???

            But Im confused?? What if Jesus came back, an wanted to tattoo me? He's a zombie, right?? So can I let some zombies tattoo me, but not others??? What's the rules wi that????







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            • Captain_Asshat
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              • Sep 2008
              • 97

              #21
              Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

              Originally posted by Off Base View Post
              God seems pretty darn pleased to give me hairy armpits?
              Hmmmmmm..... well if THIS is you, I wouldn't be so sure....

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              • Off Base
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                • Sep 2008
                • 116

                #22
                Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

                Originally posted by Captain_Asshat View Post
                Hmmmmmm..... well if THIS is you, I wouldn't be so sure....

                Wow. I don't know wether to laugh or vomit.

                No, it's not me. I shave my legs and armpits (along with one other area that I'm too much of a lady to discuss). I was asking wether or not it's a sin for a lady to shave these areas? Do you want me to have hairy pits and legs? I'm pretty sure the men wouldn't want that (my ex husband sometimes got pissy if I didn't shave my pits daily; what, is he actually going to check under my arms to make sure there isn't a stubble there? Well, he tried).
                Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                • f5istehkey
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 3

                  #23
                  Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

                  Originally posted by Captain_Asshat View Post
                  Hmmmmmm..... well if THIS is you, I wouldn't be so sure....

                  I'd tap that

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                  • Ebenezer Wright
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 1021

                    #24
                    Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

                    Originally posted by f5istehkey View Post
                    I'd tap that
                    You would fornicate with an armpit???
                    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                    • Kris A.
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                      • Sep 2008
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                      #25
                      Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

                      It says not to make any cuttings or marks for the dead, but Jesus only died temporarily, not forever. So, IF I decided to get a tattoo that says "Jesus is my personal savior" or perhaps a tattoo of my favorite verse in the Bible, would that be okay or would I still be going to Hell even though all I ever wanted was to show heathens my love for God and Jesus without saying a single word.
                      Ma 26:64 "Jesus saith unto him, Thou hast said: nevertheless I say unto you, Hereafter shall ye see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven."
                      If you think this is blasphemy, take is up with God and Jesus!

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                      • Talitha
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                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2026
                        • 15118

                        #26
                        Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

                        Originally posted by Kris A. View Post
                        It says not to make any cuttings or marks for the dead, but Jesus only died temporarily, not forever. So, IF I decided to get a tattoo that says "Jesus is my personal savior" or perhaps a tattoo of my favorite verse in the Bible, would that be okay or would I still be going to Hell even though all I ever wanted was to show heathens my love for God and Jesus without saying a single word.
                        You'd be much better screaming out your Love for Jesus from the highest tower and Evangelizing to everyone you meet.
                        Oh, I find tithes and Loving Donations go down really well too

                        Sister Talitha

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                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • satan's leper
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 40

                          #27
                          Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

                          Thanks paster Ezeikel. Your thread convinced me to get a baphomet, enclosed in a ouroboros, tattooed on my shoulder-blade.

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                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
                            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                            Salvation from Above
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                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 6309

                            #28
                            Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

                            Post in the Introductions Forum SH. It's rude to post without us knowing a little about you.
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                            • Lithium
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 137

                              #29
                              Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

                              I don't have to ask for getting a tatoo because it is MY body, and I already have one haha
                              and a bellybutton piercing.
                              The piercing I had in my upperlip and in my ears I removed some time ago but you can still see the little holes.
                              Looks good doesn't it ?



                              I don't know what would be wrong by this, in the time of Jesus it didn't exist so I think the cutting and stuff is more like emo's do and has nothing to do with this.
                              Revelation 20:14-15
                              And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #30
                                Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

                                THIS FORUM IS NOT CALLED IMAGESHAG!

                                Leviticus 20:18
                                And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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