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  • Bummer
    Unsaved Trash, Whiney God-Mocker
    • Aug 2008
    • 61

    #46
    Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Tell me, Bun-bun, how far do you think the average woman who had to go to five different schools to finally eke out a bachelor's degree in journalism would go without God?

    Do you think she'd become governor of an entire state, and run for vice-president?

    I don't. There are plenty of women who ignore Jesus and have advanced degrees who have not gone nearly as far as the Sarahcudda.

    I'd think she would go pretty far, there are plenty successful women out there in high positions who do not believe in god the way you do, or not at all. Palin is not a very good example for you to make since she made a fool of herself in basically every interview she had, besides does not you bible condemn women like her? And say that women have no intelligence? You are supporting a Bible that is against you as a woman. Did you ever think of that?
    I don't see Hilary Clinton having the same beliefs as you, and she ran for president. Palin is waaay behind her.
    Paliban rhymes with Taliban

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #47
      Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

      Originally posted by Bunion View Post
      I don't see Hilary Clinton having the same beliefs as you, and she ran for president. Palin is waaay behind her.
      And where is Hellary now? She didn't even make it through the primaries! Jesus would never allow a murderous bulldyke to occupy the Oval office.

      Sarah Palin has her problems, but she's much closer to God than Hellary ever will be. She loves Jesus with all her heart, and does whatever her Husband tells her.

      Behind every Christian woman is a great and Godly Man, pushing hard.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Glendora Christianson
        Spiritual Mother of LBC
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2329

        #48
        Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

        Originally posted by Bunion View Post
        Well, i feel sorry for you Jean, you never got to make your own choices in life and you still can't. You are now what age? 40? 50? And your whole life has been controlled by men around you and a book which was written... i have to look that up, starting to be written 1450 - 1410 B.C.
        I am always amazed at how we go directly to Bible bashing over a relatively small subject. When women think too much, the dishes back up in the sink and our families end up eating at fast food restaurants. Our sons turn homosexual and our daughters get knocked up by dark skinned boys who turn them into crack whores and sell the babies to lexbean couples!

        Every woman makes plenty of decisions, such as... whether on not to include a salad fork in today's place settings, whether or not to fill the dishwasher detergent cup to the "heavy soiled dishes" level or not, 1/2 cup of bleach or a full cup, and are my husband's boxers ironed and folded properly? etc...
        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #49
          Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

          Originally posted by Bunion View Post
          I'd think she would go pretty far, there are plenty successful women out there in high positions who do not believe in god the way you do, or not at all. Palin is not a very good example for you to make since she made a fool of herself in basically every interview she had, besides does not you bible condemn women like her? And say that women have no intelligence? You are supporting a Bible that is against you as a woman. Did you ever think of that?

          I don't see Hilary Clinton having the same beliefs as you, and she ran for president. Palin is waaay behind her.
          Are you really this stupid, Bunny?

          I asked you if you thought a woman like Sarah Palin, who had to go to FIVE DIFFERENT SCHOOLS to manage to complete a simple Bachelor's degree in Journalism (the average beauty queen completes such a degree in only three years) would have gotten as far as she did were she not leaning on God. You say, why yes, she would, and there are plenty of successful women in high positions.

          As I already mentioned, those women have advanced degrees.

          Sarah Palin does NOT. She has a degree worth nearly as much as the paper it's written on.

          GOD got her as far as she's gone. She got the GOD vote, which is the one that matters; however, He decided she wasn't ready to be President yet, so put Obama in office instead.
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          • Bummer
            Unsaved Trash, Whiney God-Mocker
            • Aug 2008
            • 61

            #50
            Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            Are you really this stupid, Bunny?

            I asked you if you thought a woman like Sarah Palin, who had to go to FIVE DIFFERENT SCHOOLS to manage to complete a simple Bachelor's degree in Journalism (the average beauty queen completes such a degree in only three years) would have gotten as far as she did were she not leaning on God. You say, why yes, she would, and there are plenty of successful women in high positions.

            As I already mentioned, those women have advanced degrees.

            Sarah Palin does NOT. She has a degree worth nearly as much as the paper it's written on.

            GOD got her as far as she's gone. She got the GOD vote, which is the one that matters; however, He decided she wasn't ready to be President yet, so put Obama in office instead.
            My point was, a woman can get anywhere she wants to, with or without believing in god.
            Paliban rhymes with Taliban

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            • Bummer
              Unsaved Trash, Whiney God-Mocker
              • Aug 2008
              • 61

              #51
              Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

              Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
              I am always amazed at how we go directly to Bible bashing over a relatively small subject. When women think too much, the dishes back up in the sink and our families end up eating at fast food restaurants. Our sons turn homosexual and our daughters get knocked up by dark skinned boys who turn them into crack whores and sell the babies to lexbean couples!

              Every woman makes plenty of decisions, such as... whether on not to include a salad fork in today's place settings, whether or not to fill the dishwasher detergent cup to the "heavy soiled dishes" level or not, 1/2 cup of bleach or a full cup, and are my husband's boxers ironed and folded properly? etc...
              That's being your husbands slave. Get your own life, live for YOU, not for him. Then you can share everything with him!

              Your values are of another century, this is not how the world works today, sooner or later you will have to adapt. And it will only be good for all of you.
              Paliban rhymes with Taliban

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              • Asparagus
                Unsaved trash
                • Nov 2008
                • 9

                #52
                Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

                This thread is the definition of sexism.

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #53
                  Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

                  Why are you so full of hate? You've been here a few minutes, and you have called us all kinds of hateful names.

                  I think your time here will be limited.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Bitch
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 12

                    #54
                    Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

                    Originally posted by Jean Poole View Post
                    As many of you know, my dear husband, my pastor (and previously my father) have done most of my thinking for me. The only things needed for a True Christian™ woman to "think" are the Bible, and Godly TC Men.

                    At one time in my life, I believed that everyone must know how limited women's thoughts are. But apparently, some women actually believe they can think better than men! I'm here to prove that delusion wrong, using my Godly KJV1611 Bible!

                    1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                    Now, why would a woman not be permitted to teach a man? Because she cannot think as well as a man! In fact, God is so sure women can't do an awful lot of thinking, he tells women to shut their traps altogether! Man is on top, woman is underneath him, and he tells her what she should do.

                    Need more proof, you Feminazis? Here:

                    1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Now, "head" has several meanings. The man is, as we see in the quote above, head of the woman. A Godly True Christian™ woman immediately gives head to a man, but an unsubmissive woman must be forced to. A woman who does not give head to her husband, cannot give head to Jesus either. Therefore, we see it is very important to give head (leadership, control) to the man. Why else would Jesus give head to the man over the woman? Because he can think better! Another meaning of head, which is the one we shall use here, is traditionally "brain". Man has brains over the womenfolk! Even the sickulars support this, with men getting better IQ results.

                    So, Ladies, next time you think...don't.


                    ....... So why don't you shut the phuck and go do some laundry or something, huh?
                    Colossians 3:18
                    Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

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                    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                      Scientific Advisor
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2373

                      #55
                      Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

                      Originally posted by Bitch View Post
                      ....... So why don't you shut the phuck and go do some laundry or something, huh?
                      Goodness, I believe Sister Jean's husband is blessed enough to have enough "hired help" around the place to relieve her from tending to the quiver-full of kids for just awhile. The Good Lord can't have someone as valuable a servant as Sister Jean doing servant-work, now can He? Ms. Poole's visits to Landover's very own messageboard are always supervised by the very successful Mr. Poole, and he approves each and every message she posts. I believe there is a verse that God wrote JUST for you, nearly 400 years ago:

                      Originally posted by Matthew 7:5
                      5Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's sister's eye.
                      Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                      • dll for christ
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 2

                        #56
                        Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

                        Originally posted by Jean Poole View Post
                        As many of you know, my dear husband, my pastor (and previously my father) have done most of my thinking for me. The only things needed for a True Christian™ woman to "think" are the Bible, and Godly TC Men.

                        At one time in my life, I believed that everyone must know how limited women's thoughts are. But apparently, some women actually believe they can think better than men! I'm here to prove that delusion wrong, using my Godly KJV1611 Bible!

                        1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                        Now, why would a woman not be permitted to teach a man? Because she cannot think as well as a man! In fact, God is so sure women can't do an awful lot of thinking, he tells women to shut their traps altogether! Man is on top, woman is underneath him, and he tells her what she should do.

                        Need more proof, you Feminazis? Here:

                        1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Now, "head" has several meanings. The man is, as we see in the quote above, head of the woman. A Godly True Christian™ woman immediately gives head to a man, but an unsubmissive woman must be forced to. A woman who does not give head to her husband, cannot give head to Jesus either. Therefore, we see it is very important to give head (leadership, control) to the man. Why else would Jesus give head to the man over the woman? Because he can think better! Another meaning of head, which is the one we shall use here, is traditionally "brain". Man has brains over the womenfolk! Even the sickulars support this, with men getting better IQ results.

                        So, Ladies, next time you think...don't.



                        Jean

                        Just like to reply to your foolish post.

                        I suspect that you are not really a woman and hiding behind an alias, but if by some chance you are-
                        I will tell you by the same scripture you used to say God tells woman not to use authority against a man, because she is not a thinker, prooves that she is a thinker.

                        God warns a woman to not ursup authority over a man not because she is uncapable but because she is capable.
                        Common since will tell you I wouldn't have to tell my kid to watch the cars when crossing the street if he were not old enough to go outside and approach the street corners in the first place. Some of women's God given talents are to be thinkers, multi tasker, and communicators. She usually can out think a man very quickly, and communicate swiftly, and see many angels of a thing before he as come up with one idea or solution.

                        So, that which is natural to her he tells her to watch her use of it so, that she can remain in His perfect balance and order. I guess if you don't think for yourself your talents would be hidden (and you know what happened in that parable) and perhaps your gifts would be retarded (slowed).

                        So, if that is the case here is a scripture that my help you out the next time you would like to express yourself publicly. Proverbs 17:28 Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding (KJV). In short, even a fool when he keeps his mouth shut is counted as intelligent. So, be a little quiter... you'll make more since. Sincerly Yours, dll for Christ.

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                        • Wide-Open
                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 18449

                          #57
                          Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

                          Originally posted by dll for christ View Post
                          Proverbs 17:28 Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding (KJV).
                          Friend, did you see what I (and God) just did there?

                          Now personally I don't know any woman that is referred to as "he" or "man" (and I'm pretty glad I don't ).

                          Your post proves God right.

                          Sorry to burst your bubble.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #58
                            Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

                            What makes you think that a woman would not want to post her thoughts about Jesus on our forum? Are you such a sexist that you think that a woman is too stupid to be able to browse the internet?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • dll for christ
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 2

                              #59
                              Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

                              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                              Friend, did you see what I (and God) just did there?

                              Now personally I don't know any woman that is referred to as "he" or "man" (and I'm pretty glad I don't ).

                              Your post proves God right.

                              Sorry to burst your bubble.

                              reply to Wide-Open:

                              Genesis 1: 26 (KJV)
                              And God said, Let us make man in our own image, after our own likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air...

                              Genesis 1: 27 (KJV)
                              So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

                              Genesis 5:1-2
                              1 This is the book of the generation of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him;

                              2 Male and female created he them; and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created.

                              No bursted bubble here, thanks for your surmise- dll for Christ
                              (I'm out)

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                              • Gauisus_sententia
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 4

                                #60
                                Re: Should women think for themselves? NO!

                                Well an easy way to stop them from thinking just yell "bake me a cake woman!". Then throw her in the kitchen for the night.

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