[WickedWitch]

Re: Obscene Plants WWJD???

"Contaminate those who are purer than I" -- an interesting way of putting it. It seems to suggest that you are rather pure to start with and anyone more pure than you is 'very pure'. Oh. Well, that wasn't my intention. I was just saying that Pure people aren't very easily contaminated.

Whether you are in spiritual danger is for the likes of the Godly Landover Pastors to decide; and who said anything about "needing" to be in quarantine? Haven't you read our welcoming message up the top of the board?

"Unsaved Unwelcome"?

[Enobarbus]

Re: Obscene Plants WWJD???

"Unsaved Unwelcome"?

I was thinking of the visitors' welcome up the top there:

Thank you for visiting. Your rights on these forums are: NONE.

None of any sort whatsoever. Please don't forget this. You are here at the discretion and whim of Pastor Pistle and his Senior Pastors, Administrators, Moderators, or otherwise appointed toadies any of whom may restrict your posting rights, ban you, or edit, delete, or deface your posts whenever they wish with or without any good or other reason and without any right of reply on your part.

The FAQ contains the full draft of your legal rights, but the above is the gist of it.

Thank you.

This is Landover -- we do as the Lord instructs and he is well-know for moving in mysterious ways.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Obscene Plants WWJD???

This is Landover -- we do as the Lord instructs and he is well-know for moving in mysterious ways.

So it was 'the lord' that instructed you to create a thread about schlong shaped plants?

Speaking of schlong shaped plants, something came to mind. Now, you believe that your god is the creator of everyhing, right? All the animals and plants, as stated in genesis. Now if you believe this to be so then logically that same being would be responsible for creating plants with parts that look like tallywhackers.

That being said, why create a plant to deliberately displease himself? Or maybe they aren't so displeasing after all?

So, do tell, for someone like me who does not believe in your god, why create a plant like that if it was displeasing?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Obscene Plants WWJD???

*Rolls her eyes at Rachael* Don't be silly, it was obviously to test their faith; to see how they'd react to it: with lusty urges or righteous chainsaws. *Scoffs* Obviously.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Obscene Plants WWJD???

*Rolls her eyes at Rachael* Don't be silly, it was obviously to test their faith; to see how they'd react to it: with lusty urges or righteous chainsaws. *Scoffs* Obviously.

Absolutely!

If only Van Horndog there could catch up with you!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Obscene Plants WWJD???

ME the horndog? I'll keep my comments to myself on that one.

[Poetic Peter]

Regarding page one:

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Rubbery

Shrubbery
Bugs Hinn sects to

Buggery



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[Rev. SparkleJugs (On Moderation)]

Re: Regarding page one:

Brother, I do not understand your ramblings. Please elaborate.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Regarding page one:

Brother, I do not understand your ramblings. Please elaborate.

Poetic Peter, as you might guess from his name, is Landover's Poet Laureate. The Poetaster's Korner is his own special corner of Landoverbaptist.net. Some of his posts require a bit of contemplation to fully comprehend, but are well worth the effort.

And he's referencing the followers of Benny Hinn.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Regarding page one:

Poetic Peter, as you might guess from his name, is Landover's Poet Laureate. The Poetaster's Korner is his own special corner of Landoverbaptist.net. Some of his posts require a bit of contemplation to fully comprehend, but are well worth the effort.

And he's referencing the followers of Benny Hinn.

Yes, that was a bit obscure--
requiring the reader to both know the previous pages leaves of this potted thread,
and also to know of the hinn sect.

Thank you both for minding me to be more clear.
I will try...mememe, ahem, singable verse for Sparkle-san:


Eggplant and banana;
Ice cream on a Ritz;
Both are vile perversions
Though only one grows zits.