[I Am A Troll Athiest]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

You filthy liar. We know you demon-weed smoking homers use it to 'get off' with your butt-buddies. How did you hurt your back? Doing the downward dog? We're a lot smarter than your doctor; just because he'll believe you after you pay him his 50$ doesn't mean that the rest of the world is going to change their mind about you using those evil drugs. It's good that Jesus has brought you here to discuss this problem you are having. This is the first step toward the salvation of your soul. Consider yourself blessed that you were called here to witness with Him. Maybe you can help your other loser friends to find the Glory that is Jesus.

One word the bible does not say anything about medicine being a sin true praying might help but there are 7,000,000,000 people on earth he can't help all

[gueritol Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

Amen to that. Personally, I can't wait to watch you burn in hell. Jesus and I are going to laugh ourselves silly while we watch you roast!

Pastor,

I was reading randomly in the forums (and obviously this thread) and it struck me very odd the reaction of many of the people that post here. Allow me to elaborate.

We all know God is love.
He is the One that judges, and our task is to love Him and obey Him.

I read a lot of judging, a lot of hating and that is not nice.

I think we should indicate (respectfully) that there is a much better way (the way of the Lord) and not be judgemental, offensive and much less rude.

People deserve to be listened, and they deserve to be given a chance to correct their ways and walk the path of the light.

Are we supposed to judge and be bad by being offensive and critizing?

best regards,
gueritol

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

Im smoking that shit now ya bitch

You sound so hurt, so very hurt. Someone must have hurt you deeply. The good news is Jesus' love can get even deeper and rid that pain from you.

[jesseblachowski]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

That's what so many Hellbound heathens come in here to say, each of them thinking they are clever and original.

Well let me tell you, missy! When you are burning in the depths of Hell with the Devil prodding at your private regions, you won't feel so clever and original any more. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Im smoking that shit now ya bitch

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

If everything is true that you say. Them im going to hell. Thats where i wanna go if your gunna end up in heaven.

Peace out

Amen to that. Personally, I can't wait to watch you burn in hell. Jesus and I are going to laugh ourselves silly while we watch you roast!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

If everything is true that you say. Them im going to hell. Thats where i wanna go if your gunna end up in heaven.

Peace out

That's what so many Hellbound heathens come in here to say, each of them thinking they are clever and original.

Well let me tell you, missy! When you are burning in the depths of Hell with the Devil prodding at your private regions, you won't feel so clever and original any more. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!

[Holyfield]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

I am really impressed with the perseverance shown by True Christians™ in the debate so far. You have clearly shown that substance abuse is most miserable while keeping cool heads and a proper language.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

I am going to print out this thread and give it to my field supervisor to read to the field people. Perhaps then they might see what huffing paint thinner does to a mind. It is bad enough people are stupid to begin with but it amazes me that they insist on aggravating their problems.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

This commie sounding dope head reads the Bible? Which bits?
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[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

So you are jealous that Mary Etheldreda has been blessed with prosperity by Jesus for her faith? All you have to do is accept Christ as your savior, get baptized, and do and believe everything the Bible says and you can be fat too.

Praise Jesus! It's TRUE!

[jesseblachowski]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

If everything is true that you say. Them im going to hell. Thats where i wanna go if your gunna end up in heaven.

Peace out

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

Shut up fatty, go eat some food or do some dishes or something lol

So you are jealous that Mary Etheldreda has been blessed with prosperity by Jesus for her faith? All you have to do is accept Christ as your savior, get baptized, and do and believe everything the Bible says and you can be fat too.

[jesseblachowski]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

Your cherry picking which parts of the Holy Bible are true and which parts aren't (hint, it's all true), will only make you feel good for so long. After you draw your last breath and you are escorted to Hell to be Satan's play-thing, you'll wonder why you bothered thinking about this at all instead of simply believing.

Shut up fatty, go eat some food or do some dishes or something lol

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

The bible is true. the way you twist things around is NOT!

Your cherry picking which parts of the Holy Bible are true and which parts aren't (hint, it's all true), will only make you feel good for so long. After you draw your last breath and you are escorted to Hell to be Satan's play-thing, you'll wonder why you bothered thinking about this at all instead of simply believing.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin?

The bible is true. the way you twist things around is NOT!

I quoted the scripture verbatim. How is that twisting things around?

Either you can see all the kingdoms of the word at once or you cannot. The Bible says you can. I say you can. You say you cannot. You disagree with God. You will burn in Hell.