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Help me! I was touched by satan!
I request your help my brothers! I normally only read the posts of the enlightened on this forum to bath in their wisdom but unfortunately I am now in desperate need of your help.
I was innocently looking for information on what I though was a christian car forum when I felt upon a greatest abobination. I opened a thread named ''BAW'', an acronym standing for ''bored at work''. I wanted to scold them on their negligence and laziness but as soon as I opened said thread I read THIS:
That is as far as I could read my brothers. What should I do? Should I still take the mechanical advice originating from other parts of the site? How can I erase such satanic work from my soul?
I was innocently looking for information on what I though was a christian car forum when I felt upon a greatest abobination. I opened a thread named ''BAW'', an acronym standing for ''bored at work''. I wanted to scold them on their negligence and laziness but as soon as I opened said thread I read THIS:
Happy Frikkin New Year, ya homo's!! I'm sure all the members of BAW are touching themselves. I know I am. Hell, i'm doin it right now. Let's start this beast off right.
So I was sitting here. . . at work. . . wondering what type of title I should make for this months BAW, when . . . it hit me. Like a police officer billy-clubbing a convicted pedophile for blowing kisses at his daughter. . . What were the most talked about things in BAW for 08? Of course, the carrot story (Showing me in a light as a salad shooter of sorts) comes up. As does Beards. From DkJ, to Justin, to Dustin to my ass. . . you've gotta love the bush. Then 7stock. We all bitched and moaned about 7stock. From those that couldn't make it, then did. . . to those that show up every year to watch the rest get shit faced. . . We were there! I licked another guy's face like I do every year to live up to the RedR1 name.
BABIES!! ZERO BABIES!! Never was there a better time for ANAL BLAST. Homo energy drink for gay men! It's like adding a gay guy to a girl on girl porn. MAN-ORGY. Drink Anal Blast and you'll be good at interior. DESIGN. interior. DESIGN. Drink anal blast and you'll be good at homo walking, homo talking, homo stalking, homo eating, homo laughing. BABIES. You'll have no babies ZERO BABIES.
So to sum it up. . . BAW 2008 was all about ghey sex, gay acts (if i didn't know Collay Wollet, i woulda guessed he loved the cock when meeting him at 7stock), gay jokes, gay recipes, and gay clowns.
Happy new year!! May this year be even more ghey!
Yay!
So I was sitting here. . . at work. . . wondering what type of title I should make for this months BAW, when . . . it hit me. Like a police officer billy-clubbing a convicted pedophile for blowing kisses at his daughter. . . What were the most talked about things in BAW for 08? Of course, the carrot story (Showing me in a light as a salad shooter of sorts) comes up. As does Beards. From DkJ, to Justin, to Dustin to my ass. . . you've gotta love the bush. Then 7stock. We all bitched and moaned about 7stock. From those that couldn't make it, then did. . . to those that show up every year to watch the rest get shit faced. . . We were there! I licked another guy's face like I do every year to live up to the RedR1 name.
BABIES!! ZERO BABIES!! Never was there a better time for ANAL BLAST. Homo energy drink for gay men! It's like adding a gay guy to a girl on girl porn. MAN-ORGY. Drink Anal Blast and you'll be good at interior. DESIGN. interior. DESIGN. Drink anal blast and you'll be good at homo walking, homo talking, homo stalking, homo eating, homo laughing. BABIES. You'll have no babies ZERO BABIES.
So to sum it up. . . BAW 2008 was all about ghey sex, gay acts (if i didn't know Collay Wollet, i woulda guessed he loved the cock when meeting him at 7stock), gay jokes, gay recipes, and gay clowns.
Happy new year!! May this year be even more ghey!
Yay!
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