my friend is have more problem

[Hitoshi]

I am have friend is too much horny. (is same friend who was got herpe) he is alway think about panty and naked fun. he is not concentration for school and is get poor grade and bring great shame to himself and family. he is need help for not think about girl and hank panky only home work. SERIOUS only please.

[Deaner]

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I am have friend is too much horny. (is same friend who was got herpe) he is alway think about panty and naked fun. he is not concentration for school and is get poor grade and bring great shame to himself and family. he is need help for not think about girl and hank panky only home work. SERIOUS only please.

Why don't you cut his penis off and sell it in restaurants like you do back home you disgusting chink. From what I heard you get a fair buck for them. You could go buy some speech lessons.

Dean

[Brother Temperance]

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How many times do I need to explain to you dim slants? God is very clear on what to do in this situation:
Numbers 15:38 Speak unto the children of Israel, and bid them that they make them fringes in the borders of their garments throughout their generations, and that they put upon the fringe of the borders a ribband of blue:
39 And it shall be unto you for a fringe, that ye may look upon it, and remember all the commandments of the LORD, and do them ; and that ye seek not after your own heart and your own eyes, after which ye use to go a whoring:
40 That ye may remember, and do all my commandments, and be holy unto your God.

Just tell your evil Japamonkey friend sew blue ribbons onto the fringes of his clothes, then he will not think about the lusts of his eyes and going whoring, but just think about doing God's work instead. However, I would advise you to warn him that, should he get mixed up (which is always a danger for a backwards nip) and think about "God panty" or "God hanky panky", Our Lord will instantly smite him for blasphemy, and rightly so! Which would at least solve his horniness problem, I suppose.

[Hitoshi]

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How many times do I need to explain to you dim slants? God is very clear on what to do in this situation:
Numbers 15:38 Speak unto the children of Israel, and bid them that they make them fringes in the borders of their garments throughout their generations, and that they put upon the fringe of the borders a ribband of blue:
39 And it shall be unto you for a fringe, that ye may look upon it, and remember all the commandments of the LORD, and do them ; and that ye seek not after your own heart and your own eyes, after which ye use to go a whoring:
40 That ye may remember, and do all my commandments, and be holy unto your God.

Just tell your evil Japamonkey friend sew blue ribbons onto the fringes of his clothes, then he will not think about the lusts of his eyes and going whoring, but just think about doing God's work instead. However, I would advise you to warn him that, should he get mixed up (which is always a danger for a backwards nip) and think about "God panty" or "God hanky panky", Our Lord will instantly smite him for blasphemy, and rightly so! Which would at least solve his horniness problem, I suppose.

my friend is not have blue ribbons. may be you loan him your ribbon for first place dummy and first place ugly. thanks for big help. my friend get better advice from monkey.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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my friend is not have blue ribbons. may be you loan him your ribbon for first place dummy and first place ugly. thanks for big help. my friend get better advice from monkey.

If you knew that, then why did you bother asking on here rather than going directly to the zoo?

[Deaner]

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thanks for big help. my friend get better advice from monkey.

Ignorant nip. The last time you japs didn't listen to white Christians we melted your country. You'd think you had learned.

Dean

[Hitoshi]

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If you knew that, then why did you bother asking on here rather than going directly to the zoo?

You make no sense. I was not know until he give me answer. so why I am go for zoo before I know what is answer I get. You are need stop stare at my picture and concetrate baby.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Well, if you've had quality answers from monkeys in the past why not go to them again? It seems that asking for advice here is never a good idea!

[Hitoshi]

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Ignorant nip. The last time you japs didn't listen to white Christians we melted your country. You'd think you had learned.

Dean

I learn American have no honor and not fight like man. you bring great shame to yourself for sneak attack on two great Japanese city.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I learn American have no honor and not fight like man. you bring great shame to yourself for sneak attack on two great Japanese city.

And what about PEARL HARBOR, you filthy little gook! It was you slants who started that war, and it was you slants who perfected the concept of the sneak attack. If it wasn't for the Christian compassion showed by General MacArthur, you yellow hoards would have been wiped off the face of the planet and sent to hell where you belong.

And in case you forget, boy, the Godly U.S. Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines are STILL occupying your third-world island to this day. Step out of line, and those villages we incinerated 60 years ago will look like a picnic.

[Hitoshi]

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And in case you forget, boy, the Godly U.S. Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines are STILL occupying your third-world island to this day. Step out of line, and those villages we incinerated 60 years ago will look like a picnic.

can american stop think about food for one minute?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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can american stop think about food for one minute?

Dear yellow monkey. Americans are the healthiest people in the world for one reason. We don't eat raw fish and pickled bug testicles. We eat Delicious and nutritious fast food. Learn to speak English now, Hirohito! Say "SUPERSIZE ME".

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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I learn American have no honor and not fight like man. you bring great shame to yourself for sneak attack on two great Japanese city.

You yourself seem to have no faith in anything. You have already violated many of the seven laws of Bushido... In just this thread you've violated Gi, Jin, Rei, Makoto, and Meiyo. Perhaps it's time for seppuku?

あなたは名誉〔尊敬〕を失いました。

[SUV]

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Hirohito! Say "SUPERSIZE ME".

How about I say it for him, Pastor? He'd probably only mispronounce it anyway.

[Star Finder]

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Well look what followed the cat in (with a net trying to catch it for lunch rush)

my friend get better advice from monkey

If you already gave him advice, why come here and pollute the internets tubes?