[OnYourKnees]

Re: my friend is have more problem

Bah. That's something I found with google image search. If you googled the same search string you'd find the same thing.

That's the difference, my dear.

Whatever search string you googled, I would not.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: my friend is have more problem

Bah. That's something I found with google image search. If you googled the same search string you'd find the same thing.

Hey, it's true! Try googling "Rachael Van Helsing", everyone!

[Hitoshi]

Re: my friend is have more problem

Hey, it's true! Try googling "Rachael Van Helsing", everyone!

okay this is funny joke but point of thread is for help hornyness. everyone is try to be funny and not take serious my thread. Name of thread is 'my friend is have more problem' not 'baptist landover comedy show time for everyone make joke'. there is joke thread in lounge area for joke okay. GET WITH PROGRAM AND SERIOUSLY NEED GET SERIOUS! total ridiculous!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: my friend is have more problem

there is joke thread in lounge area for joke okay.

Then why aren't you posting in it? Everyone knows GOD just made Nippongo dogs for us to laugh at, anyway.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: my friend is have more problem

Then why aren't you posting in it?

Because he's yellow? *snicker*

[OnYourKnees]

Re: my friend is have more problem

okay this is funny joke but point of thread is for help hornyness. everyone is try to be funny and not take serious my thread. Name of thread is 'my friend is have more problem' not 'baptist landover comedy show time for everyone make joke'. there is joke thread in lounge area for joke okay. GET WITH PROGRAM AND SERIOUSLY NEED GET SERIOUS! total ridiculous!

OK, so your friend has a problem because he's horny. Why doesn't he become a True Christian, then get a wife? A good, Christian wife would submit to him sexually upon his demand.

Here, let me put that in words you might more easily understand:

Doesn't he why does not become true Christian, and obtain the wife? It is good, the wife of Christianity in that request the embankment is present sexually in him.

[Hitoshi]

Re: my friend is have more problem

Then why aren't you posting in it? Everyone knows GOD just made Nippongo dogs for us to laugh at, anyway.

just as like GOD made your private area for all woman to laught at

[Hitoshi]

Re: my friend is have more problem

OK, so your friend has a problem because he's horny. Why doesn't he become a True Christian, then get a wife? A good, Christian wife would submit to him sexually upon his demand.

Here, let me put that in words you might more easily understand:

okay this is advice very good. may be is landover lady who is like for help my friend? no fatty and must be willing for move to Japan when he is finish school.

[Star Finder]

Re: my friend is have more problem

Look you buck-tooth slant-eyed rice eater....

First you ask for help and then you insult the people who are trying to help you. Just the type of behaviour to be expected from the lying nip.

First, apologise for your behavior; second speak nicely and not in your usual gibberish; third, HIT THE PAYPAL BUTTON!

Then you will get your answers. That's what I did and I have never regret a moment.

SF

[Brother Temperance]

Re: my friend is have more problem

just as like GOD made your private area for all woman to laught at

Our Private Area is private! No women (or homers) allowed!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: my friend is have more problem

okay this is advice very good. may be is landover lady who is like for help my friend? no fatty and must be willing for move to Japan when he is finish school.

There are no fat ladies at Landover, Hitachi!

Perhaps you would like to put an ad in the personals section, describing your friend, what assets he has to offer to a fine Christian lady, and how he plans to go about converting to True Christianity.

Naturally, until he is accepted as a member at Landover, no Landover Lady's father will permit her to marry him.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: my friend is have more problem

It's disgusting enough to know that L'il Yellow Slant-Eyes here is breathing God's glorious oxygen. O.K., so I guess we need those yellow heathens to make cameras, do laundry, and drive badly. But to consider that his little yellow fingers type his sinful thoughts on God's Favorite Web Site is an abomination.

Jesus weeps.... (through normal-shaped eye sockets).

[mollychu]

Re: my friend is have more problem

Asian people dont really have yellow skin...i have a friend that is asian and her skin isnt exactly yellow..


<--these guys, on the other hand....

[OnYourKnees]

Re: my friend is have more problem

Asian people dont really have yellow skin...i have a friend that is asian and her skin isnt exactly yellow..
<--these guys, on the other hand....

Would your Asian friend like to meat Hibachi's horny friend? They could marry, and make much good loving.

[mollychu]

Re: my friend is have more problem

Would your Asian friend like to meat Hibachi's horny friend? They could marry, and make much good loving.

uhm. what does that have anything to do with anything?