[SinisterPizza]

Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

Friend, there are people - your fellow human beings - in this world today living in dire poverty, without access to clean water, or even more importantly, the Holy Bible, and you're getting all worked up about chickens?

I never said I didn't care about people in poverty, I care about them, but the chickens are important too. And is anyone going to address the issue of my demon-possessed laptop? Having no sound is starting to really annoy me.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

I never said I didn't care about people in poverty, I care about them, but the chickens are important too.

Then why are you associating yourself with lunatics like the ALF? Bottom line is, chickens can't accept Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Saviour, so they don't matter.

And is anyone going to address the issue of my demon-possessed laptop? Having no sound is starting to really annoy me.

We can pray for you, but if GOD has decided to smite your speakers, that is hardly our fault.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

We can pray for you, but if GOD has decided to smite your speakers, that is hardly our fault.

So it is God then, who has smote my speakers, and not, as I predicted, "Satan"? My computers always have problems This is the reason why I got the laptop in the first place, my other computer completely broke down, after having to get fixed several times before that. Is there any prayer, that you know of, such as "Dear Lord, please restore my computer's speakers, and its bluetooth mouse, and its downloading capabilities, and its display settings... Amen".

And I didn't say it was your fault, though all of this did start to happen once I came onto your forums....

[BornAgain]

Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

So it is God then, who has smote my speakers, and not, as I predicted, "Satan"? My computers always have problems This is the reason why I got the laptop in the first place, my other computer completely broke down, after having to get fixed several times before that. Is there any prayer, that you know of, such as "Dear Lord, please restore my computer's speakers, and its bluetooth mouse, and its downloading capabilities, and its display settings... Amen".

And I didn't say it was your fault, though all of this did start to happen once I came onto your forums....

You probably got some type of virus/trojan/spyware on the bestiality sites you frequent.

Perhaps if you tithe to God's favorite church, Landover Baptist, Jesus will fix your laptop. And don't be cheap, either.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

So it is God then, who has smote my speakers, and not, as I predicted, "Satan"? My computers always have problems This is the reason why I got the laptop in the first place, my other computer completely broke down, after having to get fixed several times before that. Is there any prayer, that you know of, such as "Dear Lord, please restore my computer's speakers, and its bluetooth mouse, and its downloading capabilities, and its display settings... Amen".

And yet you still want evidence that God exists?
He has revealed His works in your computer, by smiting it repeatedly!
God knows you only use it for vile and ungodly things anyways, such as promoting atheism.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

God knows you only use it for vile and ungodly things anyways, such as promoting atheism.

Me? an atheist? uh...no. I use it for downloading Mugglecast though I was going to use it for something "godly" though, I wanted to listen to the "sounds of hell" thing from think link that Pastor Zeke gave me. The info is pretty creepy, actually, but I want to hear the sounds.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

So it is God then, who has smote my speakers, and not, as I predicted, "Satan"?

In His infinite Love, God has allowed Satan to infest your laptop as a punishment for being a terrorist sympathiser. Clear?

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

In His infinite Love, God has allowed Satan to infest your laptop as a punishment for being a terrorist sympathiser. Clear?

My computer works fine today, actually. The sound is restored, and all that was wrong with my mouse was that it needed new batteries.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

My computer works fine today, actually. The sound is restored, and all that was wrong with my mouse was that it needed new batteries.

Maybe your spirit just needs some new batteries, too! I know just what you're wanting . . . A HOLY GHOST ENEMA!

If that don't get your engine revving . . .



By the way, perhaps you can download the audio file and listen to Hell that way.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

I found the sounds of hell on youtube lol, Towards the end she sounds like she's getting "Holy Ghost Enema" herself!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

My computer works fine today, actually. The sound is restored, and all that was wrong with my mouse was that it needed new batteries.

The day after you asked us to pray for your computer? Doesn't sound like a coincidence to me.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

The day after you asked us to pray for your computer? Doesn't sound like a coincidence to me.

actually, it did seem odd. I prayed too