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  • #31
    Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

    Friend, there are people - your fellow human beings - in this world today living in dire poverty, without access to clean water, or even more importantly, the Holy Bible, and you're getting all worked up about chickens?
    I never said I didn't care about people in poverty, I care about them, but the chickens are important too. And is anyone going to address the issue of my demon-possessed laptop? Having no sound is starting to really annoy me.

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    • #32
      Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

      Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
      I never said I didn't care about people in poverty, I care about them, but the chickens are important too.
      Then why are you associating yourself with lunatics like the ALF? Bottom line is, chickens can't accept Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Saviour, so they don't matter.
      And is anyone going to address the issue of my demon-possessed laptop? Having no sound is starting to really annoy me.
      We can pray for you, but if GOD has decided to smite your speakers, that is hardly our fault.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #33
        Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

        We can pray for you, but if GOD has decided to smite your speakers, that is hardly our fault.
        So it is God then, who has smote my speakers, and not, as I predicted, "Satan"? My computers always have problems This is the reason why I got the laptop in the first place, my other computer completely broke down, after having to get fixed several times before that. Is there any prayer, that you know of, such as "Dear Lord, please restore my computer's speakers, and its bluetooth mouse, and its downloading capabilities, and its display settings... Amen".

        And I didn't say it was your fault, though all of this did start to happen once I came onto your forums....

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        • #34
          Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

          Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
          So it is God then, who has smote my speakers, and not, as I predicted, "Satan"? My computers always have problems This is the reason why I got the laptop in the first place, my other computer completely broke down, after having to get fixed several times before that. Is there any prayer, that you know of, such as "Dear Lord, please restore my computer's speakers, and its bluetooth mouse, and its downloading capabilities, and its display settings... Amen".

          And I didn't say it was your fault, though all of this did start to happen once I came onto your forums....
          You probably got some type of virus/trojan/spyware on the bestiality sites you frequent.

          Perhaps if you tithe to God's favorite church, Landover Baptist, Jesus will fix your laptop. And don't be cheap, either.
          Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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          • #35
            Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

            Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
            So it is God then, who has smote my speakers, and not, as I predicted, "Satan"? My computers always have problems This is the reason why I got the laptop in the first place, my other computer completely broke down, after having to get fixed several times before that. Is there any prayer, that you know of, such as "Dear Lord, please restore my computer's speakers, and its bluetooth mouse, and its downloading capabilities, and its display settings... Amen".
            And yet you still want evidence that God exists?
            He has revealed His works in your computer, by smiting it repeatedly!
            God knows you only use it for vile and ungodly things anyways, such as promoting atheism.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • #36
              Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

              God knows you only use it for vile and ungodly things anyways, such as promoting atheism.
              Me? an atheist? uh...no. I use it for downloading Mugglecast though I was going to use it for something "godly" though, I wanted to listen to the "sounds of hell" thing from think link that Pastor Zeke gave me. The info is pretty creepy, actually, but I want to hear the sounds.

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              • #37
                Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                So it is God then, who has smote my speakers, and not, as I predicted, "Satan"?
                In His infinite Love, God has allowed Satan to infest your laptop as a punishment for being a terrorist sympathiser. Clear?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #38
                  Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                  In His infinite Love, God has allowed Satan to infest your laptop as a punishment for being a terrorist sympathiser. Clear?
                  My computer works fine today, actually. The sound is restored, and all that was wrong with my mouse was that it needed new batteries.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                    Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                    My computer works fine today, actually. The sound is restored, and all that was wrong with my mouse was that it needed new batteries.
                    Maybe your spirit just needs some new batteries, too! I know just what you're wanting . . . A HOLY GHOST ENEMA!

                    If that don't get your engine revving . . .



                    By the way, perhaps you can download the audio file and listen to Hell that way.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                      I found the sounds of hell on youtube lol, Towards the end she sounds like she's getting "Holy Ghost Enema" herself!

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                      • #41
                        Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                        Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                        My computer works fine today, actually. The sound is restored, and all that was wrong with my mouse was that it needed new batteries.
                        The day after you asked us to pray for your computer? Doesn't sound like a coincidence to me.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                          The day after you asked us to pray for your computer? Doesn't sound like a coincidence to me.
                          actually, it did seem odd. I prayed too

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