[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

AHHH.. sorry guys, computer is acting up, sorry for the triple post!! ):
You cant be saved through a church!!! You are only saved by his Blood! By His grace! And being baptised in His name (Jesus) and receiving the Holy Ghost

Yes, being baptised in His name by a True Christian(tm). Which costs $149

It's such a wonderfull deal and you still complain about the money? Are you jewish?

[adosdrummer]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

Yes, being baptised in His name by a True Christian™. Which costs $149

It's such a wonderfull deal and you still complain about the money? Are you jewish?

No im not jewish. I find it in my heart ungodly to try to sell salvation.
Why not do it for free? The Lord shall provide. It is the call of Christianity to spread the Word. This isnt a game, or a sales pitch.

[Epic_Dud]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

Good point. OK, the donation is $149

ZING!

Good one. 149...that is a good deal. I'm assuming this is tax deductible right?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

No im not jewish. I find it in my heart ungodly to try to sell salvation.
Why not do it for free? The Lord shall provide. It is the call of Christianity to spread the Word. This isnt a game, or a sales pitch.

This "logic" astounds me. At $149, Salvation is a bargain! You get a lifetime trip to Heaven, which is perfection, all for only One Forty Nine, Ninety Nine! Think about it: A week trip to Hawaii will cost around 2 grand, and Hawaii is nowhere near as perfect as Heaven, and it only lasts a week.

Think about it, my misguided friend.

[adosdrummer]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

This "logic" astounds me. At $149, Salvation is a bargain! You get a lifetime trip to Heaven, which is perfection, all for only One Forty Nine, Ninety Nine! Think about it: A week trip to Hawaii will cost around 2 grand, and Hawaii is nowhere near as perfect as Heaven, and it only lasts a week.

Think about it, my misguided friend.

Ok, i get what your saying, it is a bargain. But if this offer is real that he would only baptise and teach salvation for the price of $149 for his own gain, then that is wrong. You cant sell God

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

Surely those churches, with some of the finest golden objects you can imagine, didnt built themselves! $149 *is* basically doing it for free!

[IssacMoses]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

Can I have it for free?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

Can I have it for free?

Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

Trying to jip God is a really, really bad idea.

[Tetragrammaton]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

Why do that when I can just do it for free?

[Tetragrammaton]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

Besides, I'm already baptized. And I did THAT for free, too.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

Tetra, unfortunately any baptism outside of Landover Baptist Church is invalid in God's eyes. When you read false Bibles and have false Pastors baptize you, it is a mockery of True Baptism(tm).

[Tetragrammaton]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

Oh.


Matthew 10:8, then.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

Matthew 10:8? "Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give."

I believe the problem herein lies in what Jesus means by "freely". Is he talking about monetary value or is he talking about willfully giving it? The answer is the latter. He is not saying do these things for free, but do it "freely" by willfully and generously doing so.

Landover Baptist Church is indeed freely going out and making people Saved©. I understand the economy is tough right now but $149 is an absolute bargain given the choice of going to Heaven or to Hell.

Landover is not selling Salvation© either. It is really a form of tithe. Tithing is heavily encouraged in the Bible by God.

Leviticus 27:30 And all the tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land, or of the fruit of the tree, is the LORD'S: it is holy unto the LORD.
Leviticus 27:31 And if a man will at all redeem ought of his tithes, he shall add thereto the fifth part thereof

Haggai 2:8 The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts.
(You aren't giving things away, since everything belongs to God already.)

Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Malachi 3:9 Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
Malachi 3:10 Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.

[chuckysmalls]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

$149 to be saved? That is a great deal. The fees seem a little steep, but there is no price to be put on being saved.

Are you planning another session, as I seemed to have missed this one. Do you take credit card?

[HTannor]

Re: Get Saved© AND Baptized For Only $149!!

Besides, I'm already baptized. And I did THAT for free, too.

Dipping your beak into a cold one at the corner tap is not a baptismal rite. And it certainly wasn't free. That demon liquor cost you at least two dollars!