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  • MrMannnly
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • May 2009
    • 33

    #31
    Re: Confused About Me

    Originally posted by JelloJello View Post
    Its all good. Dude your a butt pirate. Its not a big deal. There's clubs you can go to and have fun and girls will let you give them make overs. Then you send ME thier numbers. Win Win IMO
    You want sloppy 2nds from a fag? Mannn, you're screwed up in so many ways -- I hope you're immunized from the AIDS.

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    • ZuluWarrior
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • May 2009
      • 24

      #32
      Re: Confused About Me

      Originally posted by MarysLittleLamb View Post
      Hi everyone,

      I am having some problems lately. See every time I go to college, one of my classes involves having to shower. I have noticed lately, that when I shower with other guys, I can't help but feel all tingly inside. Is this normal? When I go home at night, I try not to think about it, but sometimes I am awoken with my hand down my pants. I have tried everything to stop, I pray constantly for God to help me. What more can I do? I am not a fag, but I might like boys?

      God bless.
      My friend you are clearly haveing homosexual tendencies, dont worry about it just go with it. Some of the greatest warriors in history were homosexual, the Spartans, Alexander The Great and his army for example. Somebody call one of them a fag in a demeaning manner and he will tear of his head.
      There's nothing wrong with what or who you are, be the best you can be.

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197

        #33
        Re: Confused About Me

        You realize that the Spartans and Alexander both ended up defeated and ruined, right?

        Stop trying to murder this poor young person's soul. What's wrong with you?

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        • ZuluWarrior
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • May 2009
          • 24

          #34
          Re: Confused About Me

          The Spartans died to a man defending thier home country, as any true warrior hopes to die. Alexander died because there was nothing left to conquer.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #35
            Re: Confused About Me

            Originally posted by ZuluWarrior View Post
            Alexander died because there was nothing left to conquer.
            Nonsense. He obviously didn't conquer the injuns and truly manly men walked all over them!
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #36
              Re: Confused About Me

              Originally posted by ZuluWarrior View Post
              The Spartans died to a man defending thier home country, as any true warrior hopes to die. Alexander died because there was nothing left to conquer.
              Spartans were queers and the zulus are what we use for asphalt in America. What do you want, God-mocker?
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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #37
                Re: Confused About Me

                Originally posted by adosdrummer View Post
                I have had a decent relationship with Jesus in my past. I know my master and creater. I see non of Him in that guy. Yes he may know scripiture, but i see no likeness of Jesus.
                Could you please describe the "likeness of Jesus" (who is God . . . remember the Trinity)? Support it with Scripture, not just what you THINK Jesus should be like, if Jesus will only be who YOU want Him to be. OK?
                Originally posted by adosdrummer View Post
                We are all sinners.
                So, sinner, I do not make Christ into my little God who I want Him to be. I know Him by what He shows me in His word, and how I grow closer to Him in my trials.
                Does He only show you certain passages? Does He tell you to ignore most of it in favor of a few choice lines that make you feel good?

                Why are you undergoing trials if you are walking with God? That only indicates that you are turning against His Plan, and He is trying to chasten you.

                It's much easier for Him to make your life miserable so you will turn to Him than it is for Him to appear to you in person, as He did for Moses in the Burning Bush. I'm sure He's far too busy to be burning bushes everywhere to talk to people who really don't want to hear what He has to say anyway! After all, He gave us a BOOK to read!
                Originally posted by JelloJello View Post
                Its all good. Dude your a butt pirate. Its not a big deal. There's clubs you can go to and have fun and girls will let you give them make overs. Then you send ME thier numbers. Win Win IMO
                I'm glad this one was banned. We do not tolerate such bigotry and stereotyping here. Disgusting! Even worse, it's not even realistic!

                Why, if all sodomites were so easy to spot, Christians (and Muslims, and Orthodox Jews, and Communists) would have exterminated them all by now!
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                • LetItBe
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 49

                  #38
                  Re: Confused About Me

                  Originally posted by MarysLittleLamb View Post
                  Hi everyone,

                  I am having some problems lately. See every time I go to college, one of my classes involves having to shower. I have noticed lately, that when I shower with other guys, I can't help but feel all tingly inside. Is this normal? When I go home at night, I try not to think about it, but sometimes I am awoken with my hand down my pants. I have tried everything to stop, I pray constantly for God to help me. What more can I do? I am not a fag, but I might like boys?

                  God bless.
                  It's a possibility that you are gay. There's nothing wrong with that. That's how God made you.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #39
                    Re: Confused About Me

                    Originally posted by LetItBe View Post
                    It's a possibility that you are gay.
                    Of course she's gay!!
                    There's nothing wrong with that.
                    Oh, yeah? Wanna bet?
                    That's how God made you.
                    No it isn't, it's a deathstyle choice.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • LetItBe
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 49

                      #40
                      Re: Confused About Me

                      Yes I'm sure it is a choice.

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                      • LetItBe
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 49

                        #41
                        Re: Confused About Me

                        Well those are your beliefs. I guess we will find out who is right when one of us makes it to hevan.

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                        • Meek and Humble
                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                          Biblical Black Belt
                          Jr. Pastor
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 6197

                          #42
                          Re: Confused About Me

                          So you don't believe in the Bible?

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                          • LetItBe
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 49

                            #43
                            Re: Confused About Me

                            Why is everyone so confrontational on this website? I do believe in the bible. The end.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #44
                              Re: Confused About Me

                              Originally posted by LetItBe View Post
                              I do believe in the bible. The end.
                              That sounds like a call for help. You know the Bible forbids suicide, right?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639

                                #45
                                Re: Confused About Me

                                Originally posted by LetItBe View Post
                                I do believe in the bible. The end.
                                Not according to what you've said about it in the "No sex" thread, you don't. Will you please make up your mind?
                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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