[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Dear, you blatantly lie about a can of lubricant, you talk about the size and shape of your young breasts, and you wear dark eye make-up like an Arabian belly-dancer. Oh, and you have red hair. These things are worrisome to me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Dear, you blatantly lie about a can of lubricant, you talk about the size and shape of your young breasts, and you wear dark eye make-up like an Arabian belly-dancer. Oh, and you have red hair. These things are worrisome to me.

I think she's play-acting, Sister.

You know, like in the movies, the shy librarian with the hoodie and the glasses, who then lets her hair down and puts in her contacts and magically transforms into some Greek goddess or porn starlet.


"This book is overdue. You bad boy,
you must be . . . punished!"

[Amanda Huginkiss]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Dear, you blatantly lie about a can of lubricant, you talk about the size and shape of your young breasts, and you wear dark eye make-up like an Arabian belly-dancer. Oh, and you have red hair. These things are worrisome to me.

Dear, I don't have any lubricant; I'm a virgin at anything and everything even remotely sexual (even kissing) so I wouldn't have reason to have any laying around. It's deodorant. And the guy was talking about how I was showing cleavage; I wasn't, and I was talking about how I don't even have cleavage to show. I wasn't really wearing a lot of eye-makeup, the lighting's really bad in my bedroom. Yeah, I do have red hair, but one, it's not natural, and two, it's not even close to a ginger colour. It's closer to purple than it is to ginger. These things should not be worrisome to you.

I think she's play-acting, Sister.

...Play-acting?

You know, like in the movies, the shy librarian with the hoodie and the glasses, who then lets her hair down and puts in her contacts and magically transforms into some Greek goddess or porn starlet.

My house is cold.. And um, sorry but I'm 16 and I am shy, but hey, I'm not going to magically turn into an outgoing Greek goddess.. I'm not a librarian, and those are fake glasses; they're like Hipster glasses but I was only using them because they look funny.

"This book is overdue. You bad boy,
you must be . . . punished!"

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Again, I must say... I'm 16 O.e That is never going to be me. I'm not even interested in.. sexual activities or relationships or anything. Plus I don't plan on becoming a librarian when I get older...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

My house is cold.. And um, sorry but I'm 16 and I am shy, but hey, I'm not going to magically turn into an outgoing Greek goddess.. I'm not a librarian, and those are fake glasses; they're like Hipster glasses but I was only using them because they look funny.

Ah ha! I knew it! Pretending to be shy and nerdy, when everyone can tell you're a steamy temptress . . . Worse, one capable of writing a coherent sentence, which is more than most 16 year olds can seem to do these days!

Probably gonna be the next Helen Gurley Brown. And just think, you could be a Christian woman and go to Heaven instead of living a glamorous, trend-setting life!

Wouldn't that be better?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Dear, I don't have any lubricant; I'm a virgin at anything and everything even remotely sexual (even kissing) so I wouldn't have reason to have any laying around. It's deodorant. And the guy was talking about how I was showing cleavage; I wasn't, and I was talking about how I don't even have cleavage to show. I wasn't really wearing a lot of eye-makeup, the lighting's really bad in my bedroom. Yeah, I do have red hair, but one, it's not natural, and two, it's not even close to a ginger colour. It's closer to purple than it is to ginger. These things should not be worrisome to you.

By your age I was married and pregnant with my second child! Why are you taking so long, dear? Are you not enormously grateful for the Gift of Salvation the LORD Jesus has offered to you? What are you waiting for? Why are you delaying marriage and bearing many Soldiers for Christ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Well I'm confused. I'm wearing a jacket. And under the jacket I'm wearing a high-ish cut shirt. And quite frankly, I don't even have cleavage! No, seriously. I wear a bra size A. Got nothing there. And nothing's really showing, but I'm sorry, sir, if I offended you or something.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Amanda Huginkiss]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Ah ha! I knew it! Pretending to be shy and nerdy, when everyone can tell you're a steamy temptress . . . Worse, one capable of writing a coherent sentence, which is more than most 16 year olds can seem to do these days!

Pretending to be shy and nerdy? Well if having straight A's and having people ask to copy your homework isn't nerdy, then I don't know what is. And I don't talk to anyone I'm not already friends with (in real life) and I don't have many friends.. yeah, I'm totally not shy. I'm not a "steamy temptress", and yes, I can write a coherent sentence, and I'm proud of the fact that I'm grammatically correct when others my age are not.

Probably gonna be the next Helen Gurley Brown. And just think, you could be a Christian woman and go to Heaven instead of living a glamorous, trend-setting life!

Did I ever say I wasn't a Christian? I mean, assumptions aren't always correct, hun. Honestly, as of the moment I have no religion, but you shouldn't go around assuming things. I don't want to live a glamorous, trend-setting life, either. I want to live a normal life with a husband and a child and a home and um, you know, a normal life.

Wouldn't that be better?

I don't know. I don't think trading happiness for heaven is a fair deal.

By your age I was married and pregnant with my second child! Why are you taking so long, dear? Are you not enormously grateful for the Gift of Salvation the LORD Jesus has offered to you? What are you waiting for? Why are you delaying marriage and bearing many Soldiers for Christ?

I'm sorry, ma'am, but today, in 2012, it's looked down upon to be qualified for the show "16 and Pregnant". I don't want to waste my young life looking after a child, and my parents would never allow me to marry this early. Not that I'd want to. But I don't have that much time left before I have to go to college and and start a career and all that fun stuff. So yeah.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Did I ever say I wasn't a Christian?

You didn't have to say. You can't possibly be a Christian and a goth at the same time. That's like being a part-time whore. Impossible.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I don't want to waste my young life looking after a child, and my parents would never allow me to marry this early. Not that I'd want to. But I don't have that much time left before I have to go to college and and start a career and all that fun stuff. So yeah.

The Bible is particulary explicit on this subject - how will you ever be Saved without having children?

I TIMOTHY 2
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
KJV

By refusing marriage your parents are condemmning tou to HELL FOREVER, were you to die tonight, or tomorrow, or at any time before producing your husband's first child. Being married but "too busy" with a "career" to have children is NOT mentioned in that passage.

Here's the whole chapter.

[Amanda Huginkiss]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

The Bible is particulary explicit on this subject - how will you ever be Saved without having children?

Um, sorry. I don't necessarily want children at the moment; I'm not mature enough to handle life on my own, let alone raise a child.

By refusing marriage your parents are condemmning tou to HELL FOREVER, were you to die tonight, or tomorrow, or at any time before producing your husband's first child. Being married but "too busy" with a "career" to have children is NOT mentioned in that passage.

I'm not married. I'm still in high school; I want to get a good education before I even think about marriage or kids. So um, if being smart and planning a good life will condemn me to hell, then so be it.

[Nobar King]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Um So um, if being smart and planning a good life will condemn me to hell, then so be it.

You call that smart? And I'm not referring to the Um So Um part. Is that a Buddhist mantra?

[Amanda Huginkiss]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

You call that smart? And I'm not referring to the Um So Um part. Is that a Buddhist mantra?

I only said "So um", just letting you know. I'm very socially awkward, keep in mind, so just disregard any "um"s or "uh"s, alright? And yeah, I am smart. How else would I be a straight A student? People ask to copy my homework, and in with me not being able to say no because I just have that much social anxiety, they get a 100%. So thank you very much. I'm very smart. Probably smarter than the average 16 year old girl.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I only said "So um", just letting you know. I'm very socially awkward, keep in mind, so just disregard any "um"s or "uh"s, alright? And yeah, I am smart. How else would I be a straight A student? People ask to copy my homework, and in with me not being able to say no because I just have that much social anxiety, they get a 100%. So thank you very much. I'm very smart. Probably smarter than the average 16 year old girl.

Um and uh are verbal crutches that people use as pauses while they gather their thoughts about what to say next. Typing them out is the very definition of pointless. They add nothing to the meaning of your writing. They just make you look unintelligent.

[Amanda Huginkiss]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Um and uh are verbal crutches that people use as pauses while they gather their thoughts about what to say next. Typing them out is the very definition of pointless. They add nothing to the meaning of your writing. They just make you look unintelligent.

I say "um" and "uh" because it makes what I'm saying sound less intense, less mean, less.. straightforward. And I'm typing like I'd say it. And I use "um" and "uh" quite often because usually, I don't know what to say.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I say "um" and "uh" because it makes what I'm saying sound less intense, less mean, less.. straightforward. And I'm typing like I'd say it. And I use "um" and "uh" quite often because usually, I don't know what to say.

Why in the name of God would you want to sound "less.. straightforward"? I'll never understand you atheists. Seriously, it's like you want to seem stupid.