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  • Q.Ponce Frottage
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2025
    • 77

    #1

    Dealing with pesky choo-choo obsessed neighbour

    Hello Landover friends, I write to you in earnest over concern over my troublesome neighbour, Jillian Jocks, and her temple of...something deeply unmentionable. It's clear to me she worships the <obscene reference removed by moderator>, and has created an altar of <obscene reference removed by moderator> shaped idols and melting candles that coat every window of her flat. This is extremely awkward, I feel I can no longer keep my mouth shut on the matter. Something has to be done about this perverse idol worshipper. I tried to bargain with her from my place across, and she rudely tossed a smelly, presumably used <obscene reference removed by moderator> at me. I caught this moment on my phone seconds before she chucked that unholy toy at my face.

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    I turned to prayer.

    Holy spirit, O Mighty God. Please deliver me from this wanton beast, Miss Jillian Jocks, enter her unholy <obscene reference removed by moderator> and purify her spirit that she may turn from idol ways, and submit to you Lord Jesus Christ, turn her over to God, may she replace those nasty things with Biblically sound bric-a-brac, Yours Truly Quincy P Frottage, Amen!
    Last edited by Basilissa; 12-10-2025, 10:00 PM. Reason: Please remember that children read these forums. You don't want to give them any such ideas!!
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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12531

    #2
    I would advise this. Watch the window and note what you see. Then call the most fire-breathing Baptist preacher you know the set her straight. I understand Pastor Zeke does not do house calls because they don't cash flow. There are others out there.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Q.Ponce Frottage
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2025
      • 77

      #3
      I tried to courteously confront Miss Jocks on her wayward path. She was wearing a bathrobe, and not much else. Nothing else. She ran around in the cold, up and down the whole block screaming, "I love {you know what}! When I die, I will be mounted on a giant {you know what} forever, fornicating"

      I don't know what to do to convince her Satan's lair awaits, and Mr. Hold, I think you're advice is sound. I need to get higher authority involved, and take photographs.
      Proud member of DOGE FART - Department of Government Efficiency: Future Assimilated Republican Territory

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14250

        #4
        Originally posted by Q.Ponce Frottage View Post
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        Perhaps your device is due an update? But aside from that, when witnessing it is so important to cite Scripture, otherwise people (and especially heathens) get in their heads that crackpot ideas dreamed up on one's own are being presented. And that is not so. If concepts naturally occurring were sufficient for Salvation, there'd be no need for God to explain anything.

        These are His ideas and the applicable explanation is found in the Psalms, fleshed out some more in Jeremiah.

        Psalm 106:39 Thus were they defiled with their own works, and went a whoring with their own inventions.

        Jeremiah 2:24 A wild ass used to the wilderness, that snuffeth up the wind at her pleasure; in her occasion who can turn her away? all they that seek her will not weary themselves; in her month they shall find her.

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