[Townsend Spruce]

Re: Gay fiancé

Homosexual pornography, though horrifically sinful, can be quite informative in exteding the horizons in the bedrooms of annointed christian couples. Perhaps he wants to introduce the only true contraception that is not abortion- the "back passage"

[Negative_Cool]

Re: Gay fiancé

Homosexual pornography, though horrifically sinful, can be quite informative in exteding the horizons in the bedrooms of annointed christian couples. Perhaps he wants to introduce the only true contraception that is not abortion- the "back passage"

Read Genesis 38, 9-10 you twisted sodomite. Repent of your vile and abominable practices lest the Lord smite you as He did Onan.

[Amy4God]

Re: Gay fiancé

I have a very heavenly update for this. His father had a long talk with him and it turns out he was merely studying the gays in order to try to find a cure for them. So the wedding goes on as planned and I could have the husband who cures homersexuality.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: Gay fiancé

I have a very heavenly update for this. His father had a long talk with him and it turns out he was merely studying the gays in order to try to find a cure for them. So the wedding goes on as planned and I could have the husband who cures homersexuality.

Oh, Amy. I'm so glad there was a good explanation and this wasn't your fault. Maybe you might join him in his studies and you could delve inside a few lesbos to see what makes them tick. I've heard they're leary about people outside of their clan, tho', so you might want to offer them a piece of pie right of the bat so they would be less wary. Good luck to your and your future husband.

Mary

[James Hutchins]

Re: Gay fiancé

I have a very heavenly update for this. His father had a long talk with him and it turns out he was merely studying the gays in order to try to find a cure for them. So the wedding goes on as planned and I could have the husband who cures homersexuality.

I do not see where the studying could take more than five minutes. You drag the Homer out to the wood shed, grab a axe handle and wail away till you have prayed the gay away.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: Gay fiancé

I haven't heard much about that boy in Alabama that had the gay knocked INTO him, I wonder how he's coming along?


QUOTE -

Miles Johnson, 18, of Gurley AL, was playing Quarterback when he was knocked flat by an opposing player for the Hilltown Hogs.

He was knocked out for 30 minutes and he was unable to complete the game. When he woke up he was suddenly gay.

“I got knocked on the head real hard. When I woke up I noticed the paramedic standing over me was real pretty. So I kissed him. ” He said, “It ain’t no temporary thing, either. I’m real gay now. I want to have sex with men.”

Doctors believe he can be cured of his homosexuality.

Coach Richard Albertson is very upset. “He’s our best player.” He said, “Now I gots to kick him off the team. We can’t have no homo in the locker room. I just pray to God that he will be better by Homecoming.”

[PlanetF1]

Re: Gay fiancé

I have a very heavenly update for this. His father had a long talk with him and it turns out he was merely studying the gays in order to try to find a cure for them. So the wedding goes on as planned and I could have the husband who cures homersexuality.

Girl you're naive. This guy is either gay or bi. Be careful you don't get hurt in the long run.