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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #1

    How to Deal With Telemarketing Calls

    Fellow Christians, I'm certain that many of you have been disturbed and provoked by annoying telemarketing calls, particularly if you have signed up for the national "Do Not Call" list and yet continue to receive them.

    Some of you may have missed this story making the news the past few days and can sympathize with this poor man's plight after being arrested for telling off a telemarketer.


    Ohio phone rage included specific threats


    By Matthew Hathaway
    ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH
    07/21/2009

    UPDATED 1:07 P.M. WEDNESDAY

    When Charles Papenfus threatened to burn down the offices of St. Louis broker of extended auto-service contracts, he identified specific workers he would target and delivered the threat "without provocation," said Circuit Attorney Jennifer Joyce in a prepared statement released to new organizations at about 12:30 p.m. Wednesday.

    Charles W. Papenfus, 43, of Fostoria, Ohio, allegedly told a sales representative during a May 18 telephone call that he would burn down the building and kill the employees and their families. He was indicted for making a terrorist threat, a Class D felony; and he could be sentenced to up to four years in prison if convicted.

    After news of Papenfus’ arrest was first published in Tuesday’s Post-Dispatch, some postings on blogs and Internet news sites have hailed the self-employed mechanic as something akin to a consumer folk hero. An opinion piece mentioning his case in the Irish Independent newspaper, for instance, was headlined, "Time for pitchforks and flaming torches."

    ....
    We should all resist the temptation to become angered and appeal to the Grace of the Holy Spirit to see this as an opportunity to spread True Christian™ fellowship and to witness the Saving Blood of our Lord Jesus Christ. Accordingly, I have put together a few thoughts on how to handle those annoying telemarketing calls and turn them into an opportunity to spread the good news of the Bible (KJV1611).

    1. Ask the caller if the business they represent is a Christian business and if the owners are Christians. I feel it is important that all True Christians™ spend their hard earned money with companies that have Christian Values and are owned by Christians to help stem the tide of advancing secularism.

    2. Inquire as to whether the products being offered for sale are Christian products. We here at Landover are particularly sensitive to products that violate Biblical (KJV1611) law, promulgate sin, further homerism, and are otherwise at odds with True Christian™ living.

    3. Take the time to witness to the representative on the phone about the benefits of accepting Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. Spread the Message of the Gospel, and be sympathetic to the caller – perhaps suggest that you pray together for world peace and a more prosperous economy as well as the triumphant return of Jesus.

    4. Keep in mind that there are some exceptions to the National "Do Not Call" list. Charitable organizations, political parties and other not-for-profits are exempt, along with any company that you have a continuing business relationship with. If these exemptions do not fit the profile of the caller, it's time to remind them that they are disobeying the law. Inform them that, aside from the obvious civil penalties, they are in violation of the Bible (KJV1611) for disobeying secular law (Romans 13) and there awaits eternal punishment in the Lake of Fire for their immortal souls.

    I'm sure that everyone will concur that this is the way Jesus and His Apostles would handle the modern inconvenience of unwanted telemarketing calls.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241

    #2
    Re: How to Deal With Telemarketing Calls

    Wouldn't even Jesus entertain the idea for just a second or 2 of turning the telemarketers inside out ??


    (Just kidding)

    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #3
      Re: How to Deal With Telemarketing Calls

      I think witnessing to telemarketers is a great idea and I do so myself. What you have there is a captive audience. See, the telemarketers are instructed not to hang up until they get a sale. Here's a typical example that usually happens to me...

      Me: "Hello?"
      Telemarketer: "May I speak to James Osborne?"
      Me: "Speaking!"
      T: "Hello, sir, I am calling on behalf of Vacation Cruise Getaways and would like to tell you about a 50% off trip to Mexico..."
      Me: "Can I ask you a question?"
      T: "Sure!"
      Me: "Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal savior?"
      T: "Excuse me?"
      Me: "It's a simple question. Is Jesus Christ your savior?"
      T: "Yes of course. I'm a Christian! Now, the Mexican vacation is an excellent bargain with everything being slashed at -"
      Me: "Hold on, hold on, hold on."
      T: "What?"
      Me: "You may think you are a Christian, but do you follow all of the Bible? Even the politically incorrect parts they don't talk about at most churches today?"
      T: "Sir, I'm a Christian. Now about this vacation deal..."
      Me: "You didn't answer my question. I am not, repeat, not talking about this vacation deal until you satisfy my answer."
      T: "Uh I read the Bible..."
      Me: "What about Leviticus? Do you read that? Do you think homosexuals should be stoned to death?"
      T: "Sir, I, uh, are you saying gay people should be killed? Are you serious?"
      Me: "So you don't follow all of the Bible? Does not Jesus say in the Gospel of Matthew that man shall not live by bread alone but every word of God?"
      T: "Yea, I guess..."
      Me: "So you are not a Christian then. Girl, you need to stop wasting your time interrupting people's dinners and get right with God. I understand you need a paycheck, but your spiritual welfare is the most important."
      T: "Okay I will read all the Bible for now on and be a better Christian. I promise. Now, normally hotels are $200 a night but because of the spec-"
      Me: "NO! NO! NO! Your promises mean nothing. I want to make you accept Jesus Christ right over the telephone this instant."

      Now, at this point usually two things occur. Either the telemarketer hangs up (most of the time), or they are sincerely wanting Jesus in their life (or to make a sale, it's hard to tell). After I get them accepting Jesus Christ and saying a prayer with me, then I bid them farewell.

      It's a win-win situation for everyone involved. I get a telemarketer off my back, the telemarketer accepts Jesus, and Jesus wins another soul!

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: How to Deal With Telemarketing Calls

        I hear you Reverend Osborne, I myself have been the victim of the rude and inexplicable behavior of these telemarketers when they hang up. I mean after all, they are the ones that called to talk to me.

        If you are not already aware, many of these "Cruises" are nothing more than promotions for orgies, wanton fornication, and sexual depravity from an armada of flotillas dedicated for that purpose. Another code word that I have often found used is "Club Med".
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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