Friends in the LORD JESUS CHRIST, I have had it with the perverts over at JcPenny! They keep sending dirty magazines to my house! Every time they send me one of their depraved 'catalogs,' I scribble Bible verses all over it and send it back, but they don't get the message!
I am shocked and offended at the smut they plaster all over this lascivious magazine! Page after page of nothing but women in their unmentionables! Sometimes, if you look close enough, you can almost see the outline of a perverted nipple protruding with an exhibitionist's excitement!
The danger is not only limited to my sensitive Christian mind, but also to my poor empty-headed wife! Side by side pictures of women in their panties is a lewd suggestion of lesbian activity!
Also, they show pictures of men in their underwear as well, in attempt to excite harlots with credit cards and even the strongest of Christian men!
Of course these images are cleverly hidden admist home decor and various bedding products, so that the perverted material can be snuck into any Christian home without alarm. Imagine the countless number of children who innocently stumble upon this pornography and are lured into a downward spiral of self-abuse! No wonders our country is in the shape it's in!
I say a boycott is in order, along with a magazine burning in the streets! If you have any JcPenny catalogs, send them to me immediately so that I can organize the burning!
I am shocked and offended at the smut they plaster all over this lascivious magazine! Page after page of nothing but women in their unmentionables! Sometimes, if you look close enough, you can almost see the outline of a perverted nipple protruding with an exhibitionist's excitement!
The danger is not only limited to my sensitive Christian mind, but also to my poor empty-headed wife! Side by side pictures of women in their panties is a lewd suggestion of lesbian activity!
Also, they show pictures of men in their underwear as well, in attempt to excite harlots with credit cards and even the strongest of Christian men!
Of course these images are cleverly hidden admist home decor and various bedding products, so that the perverted material can be snuck into any Christian home without alarm. Imagine the countless number of children who innocently stumble upon this pornography and are lured into a downward spiral of self-abuse! No wonders our country is in the shape it's in!
I say a boycott is in order, along with a magazine burning in the streets! If you have any JcPenny catalogs, send them to me immediately so that I can organize the burning!
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