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  • liveforHim
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

    Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
    That's good and all, but do you follow the 1611 King James Bible.

    If I had a nickel for every time I said that...
    If I had a nickel for every person who is not intelligent enough to realize these sexual innuendos, I'd be a rich Christian woman with pride.

    Anyway, back to the point. I know it's good, I can easily tell you what Churches I have attended and mission things I have been through. I do follow the 1611 King James Bible.

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  • Christiansoldier
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

    Originally posted by liveforHim View Post
    Alright you want to go all Baptist on me? Sounds good, From first grade through fifth grade I attended Redeemer Baptist Church. I learned verses and repeated them by memory to our leader. We had to go home, read them, and then come back the next week and repeat what we learned. We had homework to do at home and we were given rewards for remembering them. I am a Christian and I am saved.
    That's good and all, but do you follow the 1611 King James Bible.

    If I had a nickel for every time I said that...

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  • liveforHim
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

    Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
    You aren't a real Christian unless you follow the 1611 King James Bible, believe every part of it (not just the goody-goody parts you heard at sunday school), and you have to follow an Independant Baptist Church.

    Alright you want to go all Baptist on me? Sounds good, From first grade through fifth grade I attended Redeemer Baptist Church. I learned verses and repeated them by memory to our leader. We had to go home, read them, and then come back the next week and repeat what we learned. We had homework to do at home and we were given rewards for remembering them. I am a Christian and I am saved.

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  • Christiansoldier
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    Originally posted by liveforHim View Post
    No actually. I am. I am a part of Element Student Ministries, I go to Revolution every Wednesday and this is held at Warren Woods Christian School in the loft. They have a worship band for the first little while of the service and then they have interns speak of God. They're services truly make me think every time I am there and I attended Battle Cry in '07 at Ford Field. It truly spoke to me and I was saved there.
    You aren't a real Christian unless you follow the 1611 King James Bible, believe every part of it (not just the goody-goody parts you heard at sunday school), and you have to follow an Independant Baptist Church.

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  • liveforHim
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

    Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
    It's pretty obvious you aren't a real Christian. What church do you attend?
    No actually. I am. I am a part of Element Student Ministries, I go to Revolution every Wednesday and this is held at Warren Woods Christian School in the loft. They have a worship band for the first little while of the service and then they have interns speak of God. They're services truly make me think every time I am there and I attended Battle Cry in '07 at Ford Field. It truly spoke to me and I was saved there.

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  • Christiansoldier
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    Originally posted by liveforHim View Post
    No actually, I can't stand muslims. They're disgusting. I solely believe in God, and I was raised to be that way. I am a Christian and I find this wrong. It is obvious what he's trying to do. Do you not see the innuendos or are you so brainwashed that you no longer see sexual innuendos?
    It's pretty obvious you aren't a real Christian. What church do you attend?

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  • liveforHim
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

    Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
    He's simply spreading the Lord's teachings to young woman. Tell me, how do you see anything wrong with that? What are you? A moon-worshipping mooslim?

    No actually, I can't stand muslims. They're disgusting. I solely believe in God, and I was raised to be that way. I am a Christian and I find this wrong. It is obvious what he's trying to do. Do you not see the innuendos or are you so brainwashed that you no longer see sexual innuendos?

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  • Christiansoldier
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    Originally posted by liveforHim View Post
    Good Reverend? If you can find anything good in what he is really doing, then please, inform me?
    He's simply spreading the Lord's teachings to young woman. Tell me, how do you see anything wrong with that? What are you? A moon-worshipping mooslim?

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  • liveforHim
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    Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
    Stop spreading slander of the good Reverend!

    Good Reverend? If you can find anything good in what he is really doing, then please, inform me?

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  • Christiansoldier
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    Originally posted by liveforHim View Post
    The sexual innuendos in this thread are absolutely outrageous. I find it extremely hard to believe that you're helping them learn things about the Bible. Especially, with the wording you use, such as; "pounding" "penetrating" "climax" "physically exhausting." And I'm pretty sure nobody is dumb enough to believe that the "stains" in your waterbed are from spilling sauce. I doubt you would have that many stains, there aren't that many bumps in the road that would cause that. Plus, you only want young girls who are the legal age of consensual sex for older men. It's sick, and twisted. You shouldn't be advertising this type of thing. A 4-Star Hotel Suite alone with you? Yeah, I doubt you would need to be alone or in a hotel in order to help bring someone to God. Oh! Not to mention the fact that you ask for possible full-body images of these girls.

    Your use of words is poor Rev. If girls are meant to wait until marriage to have any sort of sexual intercourse, then please Sir, explain to me why you are trying to get them to do this with you in a hotel? Maybe you won't admit that these are indeed your intentions but hearing from other people that a girl was screaming "Lord I am coming," just proves what's really going on in that hotel room. Helping someone believe in God whole-heartedly would not be physically exhausting in anyway. You aren't required to do anything physical to get someone to believe in Him.

    I am truly appauled at this. If you are going to advertise having sex with people who are eighteen and up, then do it elsewhere so people who are smart don't have to read into your innuendos.

    Oh, and one more thing. "You have no idea how badly I want to minister to her right now," yeah, we all know what that means. She won't be "bucking" and yelling "yee-haw" for Him, she'll be bucking and yelling yee-haw for completely different reasons. If no one else sees this, they're blind. Simple as that.

    Place your advertising for this type of thing elsewhere.
    Please and Thank you.
    Stop spreading slander of the good Reverend!

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  • liveforHim
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

    The sexual innuendos in this thread are absolutely outrageous. I find it extremely hard to believe that you're helping them learn things about the Bible. Especially, with the wording you use, such as; "pounding" "penetrating" "climax" "physically exhausting." And I'm pretty sure nobody is dumb enough to believe that the "stains" in your waterbed are from spilling sauce. I doubt you would have that many stains, there aren't that many bumps in the road that would cause that. Plus, you only want young girls who are the legal age of consensual sex for older men. It's sick, and twisted. You shouldn't be advertising this type of thing. A 4-Star Hotel Suite alone with you? Yeah, I doubt you would need to be alone or in a hotel in order to help bring someone to God. Oh! Not to mention the fact that you ask for possible full-body images of these girls.

    Your use of words is poor Rev. If girls are meant to wait until marriage to have any sort of sexual intercourse, then please Sir, explain to me why you are trying to get them to do this with you in a hotel? Maybe you won't admit that these are indeed your intentions but hearing from other people that a girl was screaming "Lord I am coming," just proves what's really going on in that hotel room. Helping someone believe in God whole-heartedly would not be physically exhausting in anyway. You aren't required to do anything physical to get someone to believe in Him.

    I am truly appauled at this. If you are going to advertise having sex with people who are eighteen and up, then do it elsewhere so people who are smart don't have to read into your innuendos.

    Oh, and one more thing. "You have no idea how badly I want to minister to her right now," yeah, we all know what that means. She won't be "bucking" and yelling "yee-haw" for Him, she'll be bucking and yelling yee-haw for completely different reasons. If no one else sees this, they're blind. Simple as that.

    Place your advertising for this type of thing elsewhere.
    Please and Thank you.

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  • Jenni111
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    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

    Brother James, I can see in young Jessica's eyes that she yearns deeply and passionately for the Lord. You have no idea how badly I want to minister to her right now, but she is 17, but I don't want to get into any legal trouble as my ministry requires an age-of-consent.

    I can help this young cowgirl straddle herself into understanding God's Word® and ride herself to eternal Salvation®. She'll be buckin' and yelling "yee-haw" for the Lord!
    ...Age of consent? What exactly are you doing Reverand?!?

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  • Christiansoldier
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    What a generous thing to do Reverend! Good luck and hope you find plenty of young woman to join this program !

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Pastor, may I be part of your Holy Entourage? I'm rather good at negotiating and finding things and sinner women in strange cities.

    I could start the paperwork on getting my liquor license for your suite/apartment in Dubai.
    Well Levi, I may have some work cut out for you. I am in need of a chaffeur, after having let go my faithful negro servant, Jupiter. Can you handle a stretch Escalade? Are you good at cleaning stains out of the waterbed I have in the back? (Sometimes I spill some sauce when I'm eating and the limo hits a bump in the road)

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Rev,

    One just has to admire your willingness and endurance in wrestling with Satan.

    The Rest of You; Me and Brother Leroy were doing security detail on one of Rev Jim's bible studies for woman session. And this one young lady was just full of Satan's demons. You should have seen her, she came in in these fishnet stocking and all this make up, just sassy as can be. But Rev Jim was up to the task Jesus set for him with her. It was amazing; Rev Jim spent 48 hours strait in that hotel room prayer with her! Never left it once. All me and Leroy could here was the occasional "Lord I am coming" and the woman screaming as the demon left her.

    I have never seen faith like that in my life.
    Ah yes, I remember that one especially, Brother Bobby-Joe! She truly came to me as a unsaved harlot for the Devil. She was really hard-work...kept me up all night trying to pound the Bible into her. It was also physically exhausting as well, since the tough conversions try both the spirit and body. The climax of the session was when I drenched her with baptismal water. That was enough for the demons to permanently leave her.

    I understand she is coming back for a repeat visit in order not to backslide. If I may say so, I'm very good at helping women who are tempted to backslide. The Love of Jesus can penetrate any closed soul.

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    My four daughters want to come but they are too young. Next December 9th, the eldest, Carol, will be 18, perhaps we could send her there after the new year. She'll have to work out a deal with the rest of the kids to take over her chores for the weekend.

    Here is Jessica, she'll be 18 come Next August 3rd.

    Brother James, I can see in young Jessica's eyes that she yearns deeply and passionately for the Lord. You have no idea how badly I want to minister to her right now, but she is 17, but I don't want to get into any legal trouble as my ministry requires an age-of-consent.

    I can help this young cowgirl straddle herself into understanding God's Word® and ride herself to eternal Salvation®. She'll be buckin' and yelling "yee-haw" for the Lord!

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  • James Hutchins
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    My four daughters want to come but they are too young. Next December 9th, the eldest, Carol, will be 18, perhaps we could send her there after the new year. She'll have to work out a deal with the rest of the kids to take over her chores for the weekend.

    Here is a picture of Carol:



    Here is Jessica, she'll be 18 come Next August 3rd.

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