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    I came across this http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html on the site. I don't use tampons (I'd rather not get Toxic Shock), I prefer pads instead, but why exactly are they a sin? the article doesn't exactly say. Were tampons mentioned in the bible at all, or invented yet? Does it have to do with the "sticking something...up there" part of using tampons? I don't know, I've never heard of this before.

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    Re: Tampons?

    Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
    I came across this http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html on the site. I don't use tampons (I'd rather not get Toxic Shock), I prefer pads instead, but why exactly are they a sin? the article doesn't exactly say. Were tampons mentioned in the bible at all, or invented yet? Does it have to do with the "sticking something...up there" part of using tampons? I don't know, I've never heard of this before.
    Because they go against the Lord's will. God wants women to have their sorrow greatly multiplied. To quote one of my favourite 3:16s in the whole Bible:
    Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

    Tampons decrease the effects of God's curse, therefore, they go against His will.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #3
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      Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
      Does it have to do with the "sticking something...up there" part of using tampons?
      The grapic picture you just painted is not only offensive to Baby Jesus but rude and unecessary. Please remember where you are and practice appropriate sensitvity.

      Tampons (or satan's little fingers) are abhorrent to Christ. They are just another tool of the feminazi's plan to replace the man as the head of the house and then replace Christ with some rug munching diesel dyke. Stay clear of them. Are you having your issue now? According to scripture you are not to be in contact with others as you are unclean...

      Leviticus 15:19
      And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

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      • #4
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        Satan's lil cotton fingers are indeed a sin. Using them is just like Ming.

        There are some fun arts and crafts you can make with feminine hygiene products though.

        Here are a nifty pair of slippers, just in time for Easter. Instead of Christmas decorations you can decorate them for Easter! They also make great oraments and fun trinkets for your rear view mirror.

        GLORY!

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          GLORY!

          Helpful, Sister Thumper
          Finally, a tampon that looks the way it should!!

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          • #6
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            The tampon devil is cute, but I so do not want shoes made out of feminine hygiene products! I prefer to shop at Payless, thanks

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Satan's lil cotton fingers are indeed a sin. Using them is just like Ming.
              Helpful, Sister Thumper
              Thank you, Sister Thumper. Our Lord Jesus Christ intends for only one thing to enter a woman's cooter and that is the wedding tackle of a True Christian male. Furthermore, sex is solely for the purpose of raising God's army, not for pleasure.

              As far as the original poster's question: Some things (Satan's Cotton Fingers) are so vile that Jesus didn't think they needed to be mentioned in the Bible. Lesbian bikers wrestling in chocolate pudding isn't in the Bible, but do you really think Jesus would approve?
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                How could you come and Shout that Sinful Word here on our Godly Board? And in bold print! And, in a headline!

                You had better Beeseech someone's Forgiveness and quick!

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                • #9
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                  Why would it be a sin to stick a piece of cotton into your v****a? Tampons were indeed used in Biblical times, they simply weren't mentioned in the Bible.

                  and tampons are certainly much better than pads- much more comfortable, can't even feel them!
                  Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 04-09-2007, 01:39 PM. Reason: edited for vulgarity

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                  • #10
                    Re: Tampons?

                    Originally posted by MapesInmate View Post
                    Why would it be a sin to stick a piece of cotton into your v****a? Tampons were indeed used in Biblical times, they simply weren't mentioned in the Bible.
                    If you can offer some proof of that, then post it. If you can't then go bake some cookies or something.

                    Do you even have a man's permission to be in this forum?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
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                      Honestly, anyone who thinks tampon insertation to be in any way erotic has their wires crossed.

                      I can assure you folks, there is absolutely no joy to be had in putting in a tampon....nor in taking it out. It's actually pretty gross.
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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                        Thank you, Sister Thumper. Our Lord Jesus Christ intends for only one thing to enter a woman's cooter and that is the wedding tackle of a True Christian male. Furthermore, sex is solely for the purpose of raising God's army, not for pleasure.
                        So my questions are:

                        When the woman gets pregnant, does her husband stop having sex until she gives birth?? Then resume to get her pregnant again and stops once she gets pregnant??

                        Also, is it a sin to have pleasure with my own wife??

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                        • #13
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                          I forgot to ask one more question:
                          What if the husband enjoys having sex with his wife, does that make him a sinner??

                          Also, when a woman stops having her period, which means she cannot get pregnant, does she stop having sex?? And if she doesn't, is she a sinner??

                          In general, when is it acceptable to have sex with the wife and when does it become a sin??

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                            JESUS, you just don't 'get' anything, do you?

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                              Originally posted by shert View Post
                              So my questions are:

                              When the woman gets pregnant, does her husband stop having sex until she gives birth?? Then resume to get her pregnant again and stops once she gets pregnant??

                              Yes, and yes.

                              Also, is it a sin to have pleasure with my own wife?? If you're not trying to reproduce, yes.
                              Originally posted by shert View Post
                              I forgot to ask one more question:
                              What if the husband enjoys having sex with his wife, does that make him a sinner?? Not if the pleasure is derived from the prospect of raising up new soldiers for Christ.

                              Also, when a woman stops having her period, which means she cannot get pregnant, does she stop having sex?? And if she doesn't, is she a sinner??
                              Yes, and yes.
                              In general, when is it acceptable to have sex with the wife and when does it become a sin?? Acceptable: To have children. Unacceptable: All other reasons.
                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
                              JESUS, you just don't 'get' anything, do you?
                              He's a Muslim, SUV. Their "profit", Muhammed, married a 6-year-old girl and deflowered her when she was 9, years before she was capable of having children.

                              Their Koran also says that it's OK to have sex with LIVESTOCK, as long as you don't sell the meat to people in your own village!!

                              They hate Jesus, isn't it obvious?

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