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  • #16
    Re: "Sweatin' to the Old Testament": Christian Exercise Video

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Of course, I won't because I'm an honest taxpayer.
    Obviously that doesn't matter. Just look what they did to dear Kent Hovind!
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    • #17
      Re: "Sweatin' to the Old Testament": Christian Exercise Video

      Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
      1. How long is the video?
      2. Is it Blue Ray, HD or just DVD?
      3. When you say learning about the Old Testament, are you the one talking? If so, is it a voice over or talking while you exercise?


      I'm not really interested in the workout video, but my father may be.
      Questions, querstions, questions. (And around here, you can Believe we never say "queries"). And not one PRAISE JESUS

      So - do I take it to understand you don't have the Money to purchase this Christian video - but your Father might?

      And then you will be "working out" with your Father?

      Yes, I do think that there is something in the Bible related to this sort of situation

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      • #18
        Re: "Sweatin' to the Old Testament": Christian Exercise Video

        This video sounds absolutely splendid! I'm not usually one to drop hints, but I hope someone gets a copy for me as a gift. I'd like to maintain my girlish figure.

        Reverend Jim, just how strenuous are these exercises? Are there a lot of sit-ups? I have trouble with sit-ups. They tend to have a squeezing effect on my mid-regions which sometimes cause displeasurable things to happen.
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        • #19
          Re: "Sweatin' to the Old Testament": Christian Exercise Video

          Do not worry, Sister Vic. If I can do these exercises, then so can you! Most exercise videos focus on strenuous exercises that maximize fat and calorie burning and cardiovascular health. I think that is overkill so this video is very light and you probably won't break much of a sweat. I tried doing sit-ups when the camera was rolling and couldn't, so I had my producer edit it out and I did crunches instead. There are five crunches you have to do in the entire video.

          While you may have digestive problems doing these crunches, you should be exercising alone in the first place. It is sinful for your husband to watch you exercise. Even if these moves are family-friendly and non-suggestive, it's better to be safe than sorry. Whatever inadverdent sounds come out of your body should be heard by no one but you.

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          • #20
            Re: "Sweatin' to the Old Testament": Christian Exercise Video

            Looks like you've got some competition, Rev. Jim. Although Jesus certainly doesn't approve of the race mixing on that video.

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            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #21
              Re: "Sweatin' to the Old Testament": Christian Exercise Video

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              I'm still using VHS, so I hope I can get a copy on video tape.
              If Rev Jim will give you a release (don't want to step on his copyright rights) I can do that for you. Give me a month or so to find that darn S-video cable and pilfe, er, I mean borrow a special video card from one of my customer's computers. [I don't think he will mind, as he left his computer here over two years ago.] And before anyone asks, I don't have a Betamax recorder so those of you who still own this fine piece of technology are out of luck..
              YiJC, BS

              II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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