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  • Nicole1Happy
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    Forum Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 47

    #16
    Re: Please help for my sin!

    Wow that sounds like a good idea. I'm short of money but that won't stop me. I can work hard to earn. I'm still a little confused over the replies that say it's okay.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #17
      Re: Please help for my sin!

      Nicole, fortunately, it is easy to find the Gold in all the chafe. Any time you see a title other than Unsaved Trash and the person has little green boxes (the more the better) on the right side of the screen, you can feel safe and secure with that persons advice.

      For example, TheLordSavedMe if a full Forumm Member and she has two green boxes. You can feel safe takeing her advice. If the person is a True Christian™, you have nothing to worry about and in fact, you should never question them. Of course the same goes for approve Pastors, Revereands or another ranking Church member.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Professor Bessemer
        Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
        Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
        Darwin's Worst Nightmare
        True Christian™
        • May 2009
        • 2952

        #18
        Re: Please help for my sin!

        Originally posted by Nicole1Happy View Post
        I'm still a little confused over the replies that say it's okay.
        Ignore them dear, they are sinners that are being influenced by satan. While it is not mentioned in the Bible as being punishable by death like male masturbation is here, female masturbation is sinful.

        And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.

        And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

        And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

        Genisis 38:8-10


        A woman's vagina is an unclean place that is only for receiving a True Christian™ husband's seed and for delivering the child that grows from his seed. Other than these two functions, vaginas are to be avoided and ignored.

        You should unburden yourself of your thoughts about your own vagina, or you may become a lesbian. Tell us very specifically, about your sinful vaginal touching. Trust me, you will feel better if you do dear.

        We cannot help to pray the sins away if we do not know specifically what those sins are.
        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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        Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

        Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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        • Nicole1Happy
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 47

          #19
          Re: Please help for my sin!

          That's very handy to know I never knew what the green blocks were. Also another question that bothers me. How much of a sin is touching myself? I know that any sin is bad but how far have I gone?

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          • FoundGirlJNB
            Found Sheep
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 351

            #20
            Re: Please help for my sin!

            Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
            Nicole, I know just how you feel, sort of. I had a problem a couple of years ago with feelings "down there". Then I heard that Reverend Jim Osborne was selling special hand-shaped Prayer Cloths for physical problems for only $49.99 each!

            The way he said they work is like this - You explain your problem, and then Reverend Jim reads the problem with his hands on some special material. Then he prays to Jesus over your problem, and one of his assistants cuts out the cloths to the shape of his hands, so the prayers to Jesus get stuck in the cloth!

            Here is the letter I sent him



            He sent me the cloths, they were the softest velvet you ever felt! He agreed with me that they should go inside my panties. Unfortunately, he said the cloths weren't washable, but he had a great idea!

            He said I could send him the cloths I had used, and he would just send me more when he got them. He even sent me some pre-paid envelopes! I would guess that over the last couple of years, he has probably sent me like 50 or 60 velvet prayer cloths and just as many pre-paid return envelopes!

            I was never as trampy as you are, rubbing myself down there, and thanks to Reverend Jim, whenever I feel moist "down there", I just stick one of Reverend Jim's velvet prayer cloths in my panties and I know Jesus is helping me to not be a slut!
            I sure could use me one of them velvety hand shaped clothes. Are they still in stock? And if so, what are they selling for? Do they come in other shapes as well?
            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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            • Professor Bessemer
              Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
              Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
              Darwin's Worst Nightmare
              True Christian™
              • May 2009
              • 2952

              #21
              Re: Please help for my sin!

              Originally posted by Nicole1Happy View Post
              That's very handy to know I never knew what the green blocks were. Also another question that bothers me. How much of a sin is touching myself? I know that any sin is bad but how far have I gone?
              Again dear, that depends on how you have touched yourself. Have you had any so called female orgasms? How many fingers do you use? Has there been penetration? Is your hymen intact? These are the things we need to know dear, so that we may pray correctly for you!
              Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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              Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

              Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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              • TheLordSavedMe
                A young lady servicing the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 579

                #22
                Re: Please help for my sin!

                Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                I sure could use me one of them velvety hand shaped clothes. Are they still in stock? And if so, what are they selling for? Do they come in other shapes as well?
                I'm not sure if they come in other shapes, Reverend Jim has only ever sent me hand-shaped ones. They cost $49.99, but for me I got a lifetime supply for the $100.00 price!

                He might do the same kind of deal for you LostNY, just ask him!


                Tammi


                Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                • Nicole1Happy
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 47

                  #23
                  Re: Please help for my sin!

                  oops, I posted a little too quickly. Professor Bessemer, your post has helped clear things up.

                  Is it vivid details you wish to hear? Like feeling, thoughts, visuals etc?

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                  • Professor Bessemer
                    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 2952

                    #24
                    Re: Please help for my sin!

                    Originally posted by Nicole1Happy View Post
                    oops, I posted a little too quickly. Professor Bessemer, your post has helped clear things up.

                    Is it vivid details you wish to hear? Like feeling, thoughts, visuals etc?
                    Yes, I'm afraid so. Techniques and or objects used, what you think about, body position, these are all critical to determine your course of spiritual treatment dear.

                    Trust me, it will help you to no end if you unburden yourself.
                    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                    Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                    • TheLordSavedMe
                      A young lady servicing the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 579

                      #25
                      Re: Please help for my sin!

                      It really helped me to describe my feelings "down there" (I still can't type that other word, I get too embarrassed ) to Reverend Jim. After I got my first batch of cloths, we talked on the phone for almost an hour. It really made me feel better. I even said that word a few times, after he encouraged me that it would help. And you know what? It did help!

                      Tammi


                      Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                      Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                      He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                      • Brother V
                        True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3481

                        #26
                        Re: Please help for my sin!

                        1 John 1:9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

                        Dearest one;

                        Whenever you feel that you are being tempted to ... um... do stuff... I recommend picking up the Bible (KJV1611). I've found nothing takes away the desire to defile oneself better than some good old scripture reading.

                        Some of the best parts of the Bible (KJV1611) to read when trying to pass the time and not fondle oneself are: Leviticus; Numbers; Deuteronomy; Genesis 5; Ruth 4:18-22; 1 Chronicles 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 9; Matthew 1; Luke 3; and pretty much anything written by Paul.

                        DO NOT; I repeat DO NOT read Song of Solomon. In fact, it's probably best to not read that book alone. If you are getting to that point in your scripture study, please call a pastor over to help mentor you through that book. If none are available, I (or any of the other brethren) can probably assist you in the reading.

                        YIC
                        V
                        Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                        • Nicole1Happy
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                          • Sep 2009
                          • 47

                          #27
                          Re: Please help for my sin!

                          hehe I did it again. I'm a little out of synch. This feels kinda embarrassing to admit the exact details but if it will help me then it's for the good.

                          I don't think i've penetrated. I'm too worried about the hymen breaking. I reached orgasm. I'm filled with sweat. I use about 3 fingers to rub myself or just my palm. Sometimes I am curled up on my side with the hand between on the bed. Others i'm laying straight on my back with my legs spread. Other things like my clothes make it worse. Like jeans. My worse is that I sometimes do it inside my clothes and it dirties what I am wearing. As for objects, I don't use anything but my hand although I sometimes hold my fluffy pillow on me as I tense up. Techniques, I just hold my palm over and rock slightly or with my fingers I tease the top.

                          How bad does this make me?

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                          • TheLordSavedMe
                            A young lady servicing the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 579

                            #28
                            Re: Please help for my sin!

                            Wow, you are doing some pretty slutty stuff! I think I might need to go get one of those Prayer Cloths right now! I've never done that stuff!

                            Tammi


                            Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                            Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                            He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                            • Nicole1Happy
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 47

                              #29
                              Re: Please help for my sin!

                              I mean I posted out of synch again, not that I did the act again.

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                              • Professor Bessemer
                                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2009
                                • 2952

                                #30
                                Re: Please help for my sin!

                                Originally posted by Nicole1Happy View Post
                                hehe I did it again. I'm a little out of synch. This feels kinda embarrassing to admit the exact details but if it will help me then it's for the good.

                                I don't think i've penetrated. I'm too worried about the hymen breaking. I reached orgasm. I'm filled with sweat. I use about 3 fingers to rub myself or just my palm. Sometimes I am curled up on my side with the hand between on the bed. Others i'm laying straight on my back with my legs spread. Other things like my clothes make it worse. Like jeans. My worse is that I sometimes do it inside my clothes and it dirties what I am wearing. As for objects, I don't use anything but my hand although I sometimes hold my fluffy pillow on me as I tense up. Techniques, I just hold my palm over and rock slightly or with my fingers I tease the top.

                                How bad does this make me?
                                Well, since your hymen is still intact, you at least are still a virgin, which is good. And the fact that you have stayed on the outside of your vagina is also good.

                                The orgasm you think you achieved is a myth, so it is nothing to concern yourself with. You see, orgasms are what men have when they plant their seed inside their wives. You have no seed to plant, therefore you cannot have an orgasm.

                                While I know this is not actually spiritual advice, it is practical advice. To avoiding messing your panties, I would suggest that if you are overcome with desire and absolutely must touch yourself, you should first remove all of your clothing and lie on a towel on your bed.

                                Is there anything more your like to tell me? Have you done it in the bathtub for example?
                                Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                                Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                                Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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